JonnyDBrit
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25. Well, good thing I'm an EU citize-
Shit.
Shit.
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TIME: Find Out If Trump Would Let You Immigrate To America
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I did but seeing as how he is already an American citizen you have to take liberties when taking this survey. He doesn't have a 78000+ job offer either but he has a job that pays that much so I checked that box. He already has businesses here that I'm sure he pays or has paid 1.35 million to establish or run.
Pandora012
Member
26, damn. Are they going to deport me?
Master Of Illusion
Member
26.
Come at me ICE.
Come at me ICE.
Username1198
Member
They can try I'm gonna give em hell if they try. I'm not getting booted from my adopted country and separated from my family cause these fuckers can't see past my skin color when I'm a hard working productive member of society that pays taxes etc etc
johancruijff
Banned
well shit 27
time to study for the nobel
time to study for the nobel
shawnbuddy
Member
It's extremely ageist.
Moral Panic
Member
29 without a job offer, so 34 if I could find a well paying job.
I assume people with a master's would be able to clearly see the separate choices for stem master's and stem doctorates.
All my fam was born here.
Not-a-one of us would score 30.
I scored 24.
Nope. Gotta move out now.
17, but that's okay.
I'm not interested in moving to a third world country without global health care, horrible police violence, racism, lacking gun control, fading middle class, corrupted political system, wannabe democracy which enabled a fake president installed by a foreign power who wasn't even able to win the popular vote.
I'm not interested in moving to a third world country without global health care, horrible police violence, racism, lacking gun control, fading middle class, corrupted political system, wannabe democracy which enabled a fake president installed by a foreign power who wasn't even able to win the popular vote.
Well then, we got a number of STEM PHD types here on GAF making 150k. Fancy company.
SolidSnakeUS
Member
Scored a 28. Jesus fuck...
Psychoward
Banned
21
The test is actually fucking laughable though
The test is actually fucking laughable though
If you are gettling a job offer in San Fran with an MSc in Computer Engineering, after working for someone like IBM in Ontario for a couple of years, you can easily score low-40s with English Fluency. You just need to be under 36.
That scenario with a PhD at say 31 is 46.
Vicetrailia
Member
WOW! My wife wouldn't qualify to apply. Holy fuck, and she's making about 50k.
A bachelors from the U.S. ain't worth shit apparently.
A bachelors from the U.S. ain't worth shit apparently.
ClosingADoor
Member
23. Should find a $100.000+ job offer I guess.
Eye for an Eye
Member
I'm at 21. Maybe in a few years I'll be at 26 if I finish my BA degree. I don't think I know anyone that would score a 30.
I'm gonna laugh if it's all the Chinese that score high enough. Then we can bring back Exclusion Act.
I'm gonna laugh if it's all the Chinese that score high enough. Then we can bring back Exclusion Act.
43. Glad I qualify to live in my own country.
That said, this kind of system is actually not atypical for immigration. When I was considering moving to the UK, they were using a system that prioritized certain types of skills. Of the many things Trump supports, this upsets me less than the majority. This is too strict, but could be tweaked.
That said, this kind of system is actually not atypical for immigration. When I was considering moving to the UK, they were using a system that prioritized certain types of skills. Of the many things Trump supports, this upsets me less than the majority. This is too strict, but could be tweaked.
One of NBA gaf is has a stem PHD? Nice.
Violence Jack
Member
I got 31 and only because I got a good raise recently.
This is some elitist bullshit that will never get paased.
This is some elitist bullshit that will never get paased.
Fixed2BeBroken
Member
I like how for the Olympic medal to count, you have to have won it in the last 8 years. Nevermind if you were a olympic gold medalist 12 years ago, Your medals are now worth zero in Trump currency
SolidSnakeUS
Member
So I'm betting at least 75% (minimum) of the country then would never be let into the US. Think about that. 242 million people in this country would not even be allowed to be here. If anything, this shows fucking right here how much he doesn't fucking value you as a citizen to this country.
I really hope democrats run wild with this in super rural areas, basically showing that with this chart that if you came into this country today, you would be worthless nothing to him or the country or anyone else in it.
I really hope democrats run wild with this in super rural areas, basically showing that with this chart that if you came into this country today, you would be worthless nothing to him or the country or anyone else in it.
Pandora012
Member
Would Trump even qualify? He loses points in English fluency and his age.
shawnbuddy
Member
The funny thing is that I feel most folks wouldn't get into a america with the standard immigration test. I actually fare better with this bill than what it would be replacing. However, this one still sucks.
That was my favorite question. Priorities, right?
gutter_trash
Banned
Canadian here: I don't qualify
LOL
Score 22 or 25 out of 30
it's ironic that a 71 year old now decides that 40 year olds + are worth less now, LOL
maybe I need a Noble Prize or Olympic Gold
LOL
Score 22 or 25 out of 30
it's ironic that a 71 year old now decides that 40 year olds + are worth less now, LOL
maybe I need a Noble Prize or Olympic Gold
PhD stands for "pretty huge dick" though.It's probably more like GAF 9-inch-penis syndrome.
Vicetrailia
Member
What skills does Trump require?
A nobel peace prize.
An olympic medal.
Investing over a 1.3 million into commercial business.
But yet I can get into Germany with my stem bachelors degree and be happy. Supply/Demand sure, but this is too stringent.