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[TheCochese]

I don't (or I didn't), but I still think that on this particular occasion he should get the good comments only. He can read the negatives any day on Twitter.

He deserves nothing nice again, ever.

 

[Alucrid]

my friend Smol Hans signed this i think

 

[luffxan]

Why is this the first thing I thought of http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=16474460&postcount=10

Thank you so much for reminding this existed. I just spent a solid five minutes trying to stifle laughter. Gaf never disappoints when it comes to Shyamalan twists.

On-Topic: Fact that you have to pay to submit a message is lowkey scummy as hell. I can almost kinda respect it though if only as a means to keep out the 4chan trolls......and the majority of the country who has a bone to pick with him right now.

 

[Dali]

Come on guys.

Where has your respect for the elderly gone ?

Grant Trump at least 1 tiny miny moment of kindness 😢

I don't understand the concept of being obligated to treat pieces of shit like anything but a piece of shit. It's like when Scalia died. Fuck him. Through his actions and words he's earned it.

 

[LilZippa]

I hope you get impeached for your big day

-Suck @ Mystump

 

[Brawly Likes to Brawl]

Since age cares so much, will she move in with him soon? School must be over now, or within a week or two at the most.

"I'm so sorry honey, I have to go attend a special 3 year anti-cyberbullying conference on the moon, enjoy your birthday cake<3"

 

[Subpar Spatula]

Happy Birthday, Donald Trump! The big 71 is a huuuuge number and a win for your health. Good luck on your future endeavors.

Signed,
Subpar Spatula

 

[Mahonay]

"Oh god we have the same birthday. Kill me please.

Obama was better."

Provided a different name and my garbage email.

 

[I H8 Memes]

1 year closer to being dead. Congrats.

 

[sazzy]

post this on reddit for maximum effect

 

[Gunblade47]

Taking a look at this I have to say I'd rather not give them my personal information for a joke. Never know what shit he or his supporters will do with it.

 

[Mahonay]

Taking a look at this I have to say I'd rather not give them my personal information for a joke. Never know what shit he or his supporters will do with it.

I gave them bullshit info.

 

[Rock And Roll]

"My girlfriend has a cat with a penis larger than yours. Eat feces, you piece of subhuman trash"

Signed Hugh G Rekshun, ass@gmail.com zip code 12345

 

[Brawly Likes to Brawl]

Taking a look at this I have to say I'd rather not give them my personal information for a joke. Never know what shit he or his supporters will do with it.

You can make everything up. I still suggest you use a VPN or proxy for it, though.

 

[PdotMichael]

Lol, asking for a donation.

 

[Dali]

Thank you so much for reminding this existed. I just spent a solid five minutes trying to stifle laughter. Gaf never disappoints when it comes to Shyamalan twists.

On-Topic: Fact that you have to pay to submit a message is lowkey scummy as hell. I can almost kinda respect it though if only as a means to keep out the 4chan trolls......and the majority of the country who has a bone to pick with him right now.

You have to pay? What's the likelihood he actually reads the comments? And if you hate him enough to pay to send a sick burn what's the likelihood it would make it to him if by some miracle he actually is reading the comments?

 

[Aselith]

my friend Smol Hans signed this i think

He's not good with subtlety just put "Small Hands (this means you have small hands, Donald)"

 

[weekev]

Put the White House zip code in.

 

[Frodo]

It is like no one gave it the slightest thought.

 

[Nerd_Incognito]

FYI, 10 Minute Mail accounts work.

 

[Arkeband]

Dearest friend,

Sign this birthday card.
Hey, you didn't put money in it! Put money in it.

Love, someone with more money than any of you will ever see in your life.

Y'all know he will never see anyone's names or messages, this is grift attempt #173639373.

 

[Dali]

He's not good with subtlety just put "Small Hands (this means you have small hands, Donald)"

So the draft I'm working on saying I have a friend named Mya Normusbut that would like a smooch needs a revision?

 

[sam777]

Who thought this was a good idea lol

 

[WarMacheen]

My Contribution

Spoiler

Translation: Happy Birthday Comrade, all according to keikaku

 

[jayu26]

Wait, what are they asking money for? Where is it all going?

 

[Dali]

My Contribution

Spoiler

Translation: Happy Birthday Comrade, all according to keikaku

Lol @ the from vladimir.putin@kremlin.ru

 

[Skinny Pete]

I'll sign this from a public wifi spot over VPN.

Yeah no way I am signing this shit.

 

[C.Mongler]

"I hope you choke on your second piece of birthday cake you delusional piece of shit.

Signed,
Turd Burglar"

 

[Catdaddy]

Sounds like a trap.... I guess I should log onto my neighbors open wifi and submit my feelings.

 

[womfalcs3]

Well, Chris Stabler just said, "fuck you, Cheeto".

 

[Red]

I also got this email. It was addressed to "Stephen." My name is not Stephen.

 

[Alcotholic]

Come on guys.

Where has your respect for the elderly gone ?

Grant Trump at least 1 tiny miny moment of kindness &#128546;

Only if he does 1 tiny moment of kindness, shall he receive kindness in return.

 

[pigeon interrupted]

Happy Birthday, Donald!

Love, kate.

 

[Kevtones]

You are a puppet.


Love,

The Frog, Kermit

 

[super-famicom]

Come on guys.

Where has your respect for the elderly gone ?

Grant Trump at least 1 tiny miny moment of kindness &#128546;

The elderly shouldn't automatically deserve respect because they're elderly, but because of what they have done. Trump doesn't respect the environment or the idea of improving education in the US (among other things), so why should I respect him?

 

[Ninja Scooter]

I don't (or I didn't), but I still think that on this particular occasion he should get the good comments only. He can read the negatives any day on Twitter.

Nah fuck him. He's a piece of shit and he deserves to be told as much on every day, every occasion.

 

[luffxan]

You have to pay? What's the likelihood he actually reads the comments? And if you hate him enough to pay to send a sick burn what's the likelihood it would make it to him if by some miracle he actually is reading the comments?

I'd be really surprised if he read any. Maybe if you're some big spender he sees as a potential whale he'll glance at it and have a staffer send a response

 

[Kalamari]

Thanks for this.

 

[mightynine]

"If too many people sign this card, you won't be able to hold it in your tiny hands - sad!

May you have another year of showing that if you're weren't born into money, you wouldn't know your ass from a hole in the ground. Covefe!"

John Smith
likeIwouldsignup@reagan.net

I was upset it wouldn't let me put B-Rock The Islamic Shock as my name

 

[m_dorian]

Go to jail
Do not pass go

 

[Beartruck]

"Enjoy being in prison soon."

-Totally not Mueller

 

[BlazinSkatinAxel]

Trump is a Gemini. This explains everything.

 

[Drensch]

Thanks for the bj and the launch codes.
Sergei Kislyak.

 

[Tinfoilhatsron]

Dear Non-Majority President-Elect,
No.
Sincerely,
TinfoilHatsROn

 

[WooHooAlex]

Eat shit, you orange fuck.
Happy Birthday!

 

[Nepenthe]

If I were to actually sign this damn thing, would it inundate me with email alerts about the GOP's stupid fucking agenda?

Because I just want to roast him.

 

[PhantomHound]

 

[astroturfing]

wtf, got an error page with a non-flattering golfing picture of Obama and a text that said something like "oops there was an error, we are trying to fix it unlike Obama"....

are Trump people fucking 12 year olds or something? so childish.

and when i got through and sent my regards, it brought me to a donation page that asks for a monthly recurring minimum 35 dollars.... AHAHAHAH. why is a sitting president begging for money!? pathetic.

 

[Wandering Robot]

Finally got a VPN, so I think I'll pen something up. I don't want to add to his "wow look at all the birthday messages clearly i'm loved!!!!!!!" tally, though. What do

Also, https://www.guerrillamail.com/ works as a disposable e-mail generator.

 

[PersonAndStuff]

I propose to make Trump's birthday a new 4/20. It's a fun way to call him Hitler and if it sticks we can remember how shit he was for all time.