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What has science done?... OBJECTION!

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Jocchan

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jon bones

hot hot hanuman-on-man action
forget resident evil and street fighter... PHOENIX WRIGHT NEEDS A MOVIE

fistfulofmetal said:
i have no idea what this thread is about
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you would if they made this and casted a female in it
 
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XiaNaphryz

LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
jon bones said:
you would if they made this and casted a female in it
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Natalie Portman could totally pull off Franziska. Give her a colored wig and a whip and fistful would be all over it.
 
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Mamesj

Banned
XiaNaphryz said:
Natalie Portman could totally pull off Franziska. Give her a colored wig and a whip and fistful would be all over it.
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She's too soft and not charismatic enough. you need a serious bitch to play Franziska.
 
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viciouskillersquirrel

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So, who could we get to play Mia? I know plenty of actresses with her face, but we'd need someone with the right... ahem.... build. They'd also have to be saucy, like Nigella Lawson, only less milfy.
 
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XiaNaphryz

LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
viciouskillersquirrel said:
So, who could we get to play Mia? I know plenty of actresses with her face, but we'd need someone with the right... ahem.... build. They'd also have to be saucy, like Nigella Lawson, only less milfy.
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Jessica Biel?
 
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Hcoregamer00

The 'H' stands for hentai.
Sleeker said:
What is it with people and making gay fantasy scenes between edgeworth and phoenix?
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Because Phoenix Wright is surrounded by cute girls and turns them all down?

It is like Cloud over again.
 
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thetrin

Hail, peons, for I have come as ambassador from the great and bountiful Blueberry Butt Explosion
Hcoregamer00 said:
Because Phoenix Wright is surrounded by cute girls and turns them all down?

It is like Cloud over again.
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You mean surrounded by underage jailbait?
 
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viciouskillersquirrel

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thetrin said:
You mean surrounded by underage jailbait?
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Hcoregamer00
The 'H' stands for hentai.
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Sorry, Hcoregamer00.

To be fair, he did get with Iris Fey back in the day... which never amounted to anything since they seem to have split before she got out of jail :'(

Hcoregamer00 said:
Wrong

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Wasn't Franziska like 16 when we first met her?
 
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tabsina

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viciouskillersquirrel said:
So, who could we get to play Mia? I know plenty of actresses with her face, but we'd need someone with the right... ahem.... build. They'd also have to be saucy, like Nigella Lawson, only less milfy.
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I thought we were all in agreement.. Bale should play every character
 
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Regulus Tera

Romanes Eunt Domus
viciouskillersquirrel said:
So, who could we get to play Mia? I know plenty of actresses with her face, but we'd need someone with the right... ahem.... build. They'd also have to be saucy, like Nigella Lawson, only less milfy.
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Christian Bale's Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, starring Christian Bale as Phoenix Wright, Miles Edgeworth, Godot, and Mia Fey.
 
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Hasenfeffer

Member
Oh god. I can imagine Capcom on the phone to every screenwriter of any direct-to-DVD blockbuster out there to make this a reality. I'm sure Eugene Levy is not far behind waiting for casting auditions either.

/Still would pay to see it.
 
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kozmo7

Truly deserves to shoot laserbeams from his eyes
There is something magical about this. Someone needs to tap this IP for a movie stat.
 
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ratcliffja

Member
Kulock said:
"It's too late, Mia. I've seen it all."
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Almost perfect. I think the line was actually "I've seen everything". Heck, get Gervais to be Gumshoe. Sure he's a bit on the small side... bah, who am I kidding? They'd probably just get Dwayne Johnson for the part.
 
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Jocchan

Ὁ μεμβερος -ου
XiaNaphryz said:
Jessica Biel?
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She would be my first pick, but...
tabsina said:
I thought we were all in agreement.. Bale should play every character
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Also...
ratcliffja said:
Heck, get Gervais to be Gumshoe. Sure he's a bit on the small side... bah, who am I kidding? They'd probably just get Dwayne Johnson for the part.
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Or Christian Bale.
P.S.: Bale from The Machinist would be an awesome Larry Butz.
 
jts

jts

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Looks good on the OP's pic, but probably would lack the goofiness required to play Phoenix Wright.
 
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adg1034

Member
tabsina said:
I thought we were all in agreement.. Bale should play every character
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I can't stop laughing. Also, I am going to become independently wealthy and finance this movie myself.
 
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