If I'm in public with people who would be judgey and I don't want to hear their shit, Jameson and Ginger Ale.
If I'm with people I know won't give me shit or at home, disaronno and pineapple juice. Tastes like candy.
If it's non-alcoholic but bad for you, sprecher's cream soda.
If it's non-alcoholic but good for you, lightly smoked gunpowder green tea.