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[JasonS]

Another one from "Homer Loves Flanders". Lisa describes the Springfield-Shelbyville rivalry:

"They built a mini-mall, so we built a bigger mini-mall. They made the world's largest pizza, so we burnt down their city hall."

Love it.

 

[Stereogatari]

My God you're greasy!

 

[IonicSnake]

When they're playing the lottery.

Abe: Yeah, I knew we wouldn't win.
Homer: Well, why didn't you tell the rest of us? Why did you keep it a secret!?
https://youtu.be/APc1I2xO4iw?t=17s

 

[Strangelove77]

“Roger Meyers Sr., the gentle genius behind Itchy and Scratchy, loved and cared about almost all the peoples of the world. And he, in turn, was beloved by the world, except in 1938 when he was criticized for his controversial cartoon, ‘Nazi Supermen Are Our Superiors.'"

 

[PSqueak]

This joke is even better in the mexican dub, instead of spider-man quotes it goes like

[Adult male Comedian]

"She was such a prude she bathed fully clothed!"

[Audience laughs]

"And she-"

[Audio cuts]

 

[Switch Back 9]

This thread is like coming home after dealing with all the awful, ignorant and tasteless bullshit in the Futurama thread.

<3

 

[FiggyCal]

I can't find a gif of it. It's when Homer and his kids and their friends are in the car and homer starts just embarrassing them by saying "jive turkey" over and over. And then finishing with "a turkey is a bad person".

 

[Magnet_Man]

Willie: Lunchlady Doris! Have ya got any grease?
Doris: Yes. Yes, we do.
Willie: Then grease me up, woman!
Doris: o_o Okie dokie.

Doris: There's very little meat in these gym mats.

Skinner: Uncross those eyes, mister.
Quigly: But I can't!
Skinner: Oh sorry, Quigly.

Stan Lee: He's not the Hulk! I'm the Hulk! Rrraaaaarrrrrrrrrrruuuugggaah!!
Comic Book Guy: Please. You couldn't even change into Bill Bixby.
Stan Lee: C'mon, dammit, change!! HHmmmmmmmrrrmm! Aw forget it... HHrrrrrgggguuha I really did it once...
CBG: Yes, yes. I only wish you had the power to leave my store.
Stan Lee: Hmmmmmrrrrhrrrnnnnnng.
CBG: Almost had it there...

I didn't need molded plastic to improve my physique. Pure. West.
And why doesn't Batman dance anymore?

 

[theMrCravens]

Anyone got the rest of this when Burns call down the armed guards and they beat up the entire crowd ?

 

[CheDominik]

Easily this one:

Five dollars? Get outta here!

 

[Marvie_3]

 

[UberTag]

This show always delivers when it come to imaginative cake designs...

 

[Sanjuro]

I like stories.

 

[jnWake]

The episode where Homer makes Lisa a birthday video always cracks me up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EGyjLNN228

 

[evilromero]

Pretty much anything involving Kirk or Milhouse. Or Lionel Hutz. Those characters never stop being funny.

Also, this...

Oh fuck me this made me laugh out loud while everyone's asleep.

 

[PlayALLtheGames]

Sideshow Bob stepping on rakes. For the first few I don't crack a smile, but as it goes on I lose it every time.

 

[Joe Spangle]

*First thing tomorrow morning, I'm gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head*

 

[Agent Gibbs]

when Apu is having his tryst with the squishy lady and he says "MMMMMM Thats good adultery"

 

[GankzyMcfly]

"Choke on your lies!!!"

 

[geardo]

I didn't see this one posted so forgive me if I missed it, but the "it's too hot today" scene slays me every time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XSh8i46W0Q

 

[May16]

"I invented a meal between breakfast and brunch!"

I didn't see this one posted so forgive me if I missed it, but the "it's too hot today" scene slays me every time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XSh8i46W0Q

Love that scene! ^_^

 

[Skellig Gra]

I didn't see this one posted so forgive me if I missed it, but the "it's too hot today" scene slays me every time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XSh8i46W0Q

Heh that episode was on Monday or Tuesday night.

 

[Kickz]

Hans Moleman. The GOAT.

Yes Hans always gets me.

 

[Friggz]

sorry for the necro bump.

but in light of recent events, i find it interesting that the Simpsons even predicated awful "dad jokes" 20 years ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-E8fDpDkgU

 

[Lashley]

"My eyes, the goggles do nothing"

 

[Akuun]

Holy shit I just realized that VA-11 HALL-A referenced this.