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[Sojgat]

Turns out, it's an ocean?

 

[Dreweyes]

Science.

 

[Silver_key]

A former soldier and company fight against an alien crossbreed to prevent their planet from being destroyed by a meteor.

edit: perhaps human/alien hybrid would be better than "alien crossbreed". Remember, this is from the same company who gives us the riveting tale of a police officer that hunts down a mass-murdering organ transplant recipient.

 

[DimmuBurgerKing]

Science.

Portal.

 

[Lettuce]

This could be your last fight!?

 

[Dreweyes]

Portal.

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[Ran rp]

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Too easy.

 

[pargonta]

a severed hand holding a fly swatter must protect the grid of reality from invading insects who seek to enslave all of humanity

 

[Akuun]

A guy tries to piece together what happened after waking up from a nightmare, next to a beautiful woman who is not his girlfriend.

A tired and jaded cop goes on a reckless, self-destructive mission to inflict vengeance on those who murdered his wife and child.

A cursed being, dead but not allowed to truly die, is left to wander the world of the dead.

 

[The Hermit]

Would you kindly...

 

[Dreweyes]

Too easy.

 

[casabolg]

A former soldier and company fight against an alien crossbreed to prevent their planet from being destroyed by a meteor.

You know, that could be Resistance 2 actually.

Edit: Or 3.

 

[jorgeton]

fight alongside jesus and the reanimated virgin mary to save the galaxy.

 

[Littlegator]

How do you like my swimming?

 

[Grymm]

A brave pilot travels through space, enters intestines, flies through Egyptian catacombs, destroys giant snake heart, does it all over again.

 

[Lord British]

A small child attempts to resolve his maternal grievances.

 

[mt1200]

You are a group of teenagers with spiky hair that saves the world because you are for some reason the only teenagers that can save the world.

Too hard, so many cheesy japanese games with that setting

 

[CadetMahoney]

up,up,down,down,left,right, left,right,b,a,b,a,start

up,down,left,right,up,down,left,right,chu,chu,hey!

 

[ShadowOS]

What about if I can sum it up with two words?
"the baby"

not sure if anyone has asked yet but... The Labyrinth?

 

[Ran rp]

How do you like my swimming?

hehe

 

[Odrion]

No John, you are the demons.

 

[King Boo]

a hunter leaves behind a series of messages, while you try to find her on a planet where everything is trying to kill you.

 

[Ran rp]

up,down,left,right,up,down,left,right,chu,chu,hey!

omfg space chu-nel 5

 

[Hot Coldman]

You are a soldier of fortune whose pursuit of a malicious villain ends with him destroying the gods themselves via a race.

 

[Sojgat]

A brave pilot travels through space, enters intestines, flies through Egyptian catacombs, destroys giant snake heart, does it all over again.

Life Force Salamander?

 

[casabolg]

You keep going, meet people, have fun while you can, then die.

 

[Alucrid]

you pilot a mech and fuck shit up in a world thats fucked up and shit but whatever you do doesnt matter since the bad guys will always end up back in power with the next game

 

[shaowebb]

In a battle where monopoly meets magic the gathering you fight to eventually create your own world and become a God.

 

[MMaRsu]

You play as a bald headed clone who takes out people for some of that sweet moolah

 

[Emitan]

In a battle where monopoly meets magic the gathering you fight to eventually create your own world and become a God.

Coldcept? Something like that I think

 

[Ran rp]

Your shit is fucked up so you got to shoot/slice shit 'cause it's straight-up dawg time.

Spoiler

searched and it was posted already but oh well

 

[Pociask]

After crash landing on a savage world, you enslave the native population to battle gigantic creatures and to piece together your ship, strewn like so much wreckage over the land.

 

[Shaffield]

Cooperate with an 8-bit alien professor and his dog to trick a little boy into finding some rare fuel cells or something, then tap him to death when he's finished.

 

[LeleSocho]

not sure if anyone has asked yet but... The Labyrinth?

...I'm pretty sure it's Other M.

After crash landing on a savage world, you enslave the native population to battle gigantic creatures and to piece together your ship, strewn like so much wreckage over the land.

Pikmin.

A semi cyborg with the help of his brother with no past but a well written future is going through America, Asia, Europe and again America to make an important decision for the entire humanity.

Nobody? c'mon people it's really simple.

 

[Emitan]

After crash landing on a savage world, you enslave the native population to battle gigantic creatures and to piece together your ship, strewn like so much wreckage over the land.

Sounds pretty dark. Must be a PC or 360 game.

 

[Shadow Hog]

A nerdy boy goes through a life-threatening maze full of monsters, fire, tanks, and traps so he can take a nerdy girl to the prom (or "join her computer club" if you use Windows).

Chip's Challenge. ♥

a severed hand holding a fly swatter must protect the grid of reality from invading insects who seek to enslave all of humanity

Mario Paint.

Secret of evermore ????

Afraid not. This one's already been guessed correctly, so I'll just tell you:

Spoiler

Maniac Mansion 2: Day of the Tentacle

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A semi cyborg with the help of his brother with no past but a well written future is going through America, Asia, Europe and again America to make an important decision for the entire humanity.

Took me a minute to figure it out, but Deus Ex.

 

[mr_toa]

nobody? it's really simple people

It's Deus Ex (the original)

 

[McNum]

Feel free to guess mine.

"A man with an unfortunate name wants to be a pirate, saves the governor, and fights ghosts with rootbeer."

"A biker is framed for murder, stops an evil plan to make minivans."

"Aliens are invading, your secret paramilitary organization is Earth's last hope!"

"A young girl sleeps, dreams of diamonds and monsters."

Some of them should be easy enough. I hope the last one is a bit harder.

 

[serotonina]

You live in a deluded mental fabrication where, instead of taking hypnosis sessions to cure you multiple personality disorder, you masquerade it as living the life of your ancestors to help an organization against another in the battle of the century.

 

[cosmicblizzard]

You have sex with anthropomorphic dogs because they're in heat.

 

[mr_toa]

Feel free to guess mine.

"A man with an unfortunate name wants to be a pirate, saves the governor, and fights ghosts with rootbeer."

Monkey Island

 

[thekonamicode]

Feel free to guess mine.

"A man with an unfortunate name wants to be a pirate, saves the governor, and fights ghosts with rootbeer."

"A biker is framed for murder, stops an evil plan to make minivans."

"Aliens are invading, your secret paramilitary organization is Earth's last hope!"

"A young girl sleeps, dreams of diamonds and monsters."

Some of them should be easy enough. I hope the last one is a bit harder.

Monkey Island

Full Throttle

The Dig


and ...

*edit*
come to think of it, that's not the dig!

 

[LeleSocho]

It's Deus Ex (the original)

 

[Shadow_Child]

The game starts in a bar as the eight characters of the game are relaxing.

 

[mr_toa]

The son of a family of magical musical weavers, must save the world from pending doom.

 

[McNum]

Monkey Island

The Dig

Full Throttle

and ...

Monkey Island: Yes.

The Dig: No.

Full Throttle: Yes.

They're not all adventure games. I just couldn't resist the words "evil plot to make minivans".

 

[abunai]

You arrive at an icebreaker and end up going back through time via people's souls to purge demons which haunted the ship, and end up fighting the god of time to prevent yourself from dying in an alternate reality.

 

[Vol5]

dick-tits

 

[TheCongressman1]

You are an Alien taking a trip to Disney land with his parents, who are abducted when you are forced to crash land on a dangerous planet.

 

[jump_button]

You don't get your cake