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[Talladega Knight]

crazed plumber beats dinosaurs and eats mushrooms, then flys high.

 

[HoosTrax]

2 identical sets of mercenaries fight over a century old land dispute, and look fashionable while doing so.

An idiotic AI gains too much control over his environment, and you must travel through the past to stop him.

A scientist with military-esque firearms experience climbs through vents and kills a giant evil fetus.

Hmm Valve games are pretty distinctive and unmistakable aren't they. Or at least more so than "play a soldier who tries to save world from generic terroristic annihilation".

 

[Blunt]

Dude! So there are these splines, right? And they totally need reticulating and shit.

 

[we.are.the.armada]

A feisty group of teens have to climb a big tower to understand the mystery of why everyone is turning into zombies, but they can't let it affect their grades.

This guy knows what's up. I'll try my hand at it:

"Deadly rumors become reality and a journalist, a detective, an ex-cop, a lingerie saleswoman, and a fashion model must unravel the mystery to revive a high school dropout."

 

[coldfoot]

1. ill-tempered fowl seek to destroy swine

2. We laugh at your empty threats

3. Knee health management.

 

[Speevy]

These animals will give you a ride if you feed them candy, little boy.

 

[WrenchNinja]

is it .Hack?

No.

You are a failed dead knight trying to prove that you can be a true hero even when you're dead.

 

[Interfectum]

Ghost boy kills organics to save them.

 

[Noaloha]

Dual-wielding your spatial awareness alongside your faculty of tempo, you will transcend evolution and either reach angelic potential or otherwise perish in primordial vectors.

 

[Ventilaator]

Three vikings are trying to escape after being kidnapped by an evil alien so he could put them up for display in his intergalactic zoo.

 

[Blunt]

Touch Fuzzy, Get Dizzy.

 

[alphaNoid]

Ghost boy kills organics to save them.

 

[persongr]

Would you kindly help me confirm i am insane?

 

[mr_toa]

Three vikings are trying to escape after being kidnapped by an evil alien so he could put them up for display in his intergalactic zoo.

Ahh the lost vikings - brings back memories

 

[RPGamer92]

Baldy McBald vs. A horde of aliens

 

[Myke Greywolf]

You find a magic crown that grants you the power of absolute authority, and use it to conquer the world, crushing every nation that stands in your way.

 

[coldfoot]

Nothing is true, everything is permitted

 

[enzo_gt]

Skills for kills, agent.

 

[TheDarkKnight774]

Three mercenaries search for the runaway daughter of a powerful Triad leader in order to hold her ransom, only to errr... eventually end up in Hell.

Fear Effect!

 

[Meatvillain]

A serial killer hires an amnesiac to investigate his own murders, may have ulterior motives.

 

[we.are.the.armada]

"You are a teenage lamb that plays guitar in a garage rock band and must face your fears of womanhood in attempt to arrive at the gig on time."

 

[suzu]

Young rebel raises up an army of destined warriors to oust a corrupt empire and bring peace to war-torn land.

 

[Nocturnowl]

Upon having your delicious strawberry shortcake stolen you proceed to go on a questionable rampage in the hopes of getting it back.

 

[kingkaiser]

My Shit Is Fucked Up So I Got to Shoot/Slice You Too

 

[Shadow Hog]

One of the local mad scientist's monstrous creations has gained super intelligence from a slime dump, and your attempts to go back in time to stop him have failed, so now you must try to regroup, despite two of your three party members being stranded in a timespan of 400 years.

 

[Lombax]

Dude goes to a dungeon to get better gear, to go to another dungeon to get better gear, so he can go to a big dungeon and get gear that will be meaningless in 3 to 6 months.

 

[mr_toa]

One of the local mad scientist's monstrous creations has gained super intelligence from a slime dump, and your attempts to go back in time to stop him have failed, so now you must try to regroup, despite two of your three party members being stranded in a timespan of 400 years.

YEAH! Day Of The Tentacle

 

[Chocobro]

You and your horse travel the forbidden land and slay sixteen colossal beasts in order to revive a girl.

 

[Octagon]

You start as a fish who goes around killing others of your kind just because you want to be able to swim faster.

pro tip: don't let the birds take over the world.

 

[green_focus]

Red, blue, green; nothing else matters.

 

[Meatvillain]

You are a small teenage boy who must travel the nation to capture and train the native wildlife to do battle in the name of research and the quest to become the very best.

 

[invaderzim69]

You are a lonely chicken who is on a quest to save her comrades from the clutches of the evil Colonel Sanders!!

 

[Palehorse]

A scarred man with no memory awakes on a slab in the morgue and goes on a quest to find out who he is.

 

[kingkaiser]

You are some weird blue creature with a lot of shitty friends...and you gotta go fast

 

[Syril]

A dragon born into a world that has forgotten his kind must journey to seek his heritage and learn the truth of his clan's disappearance.

 

[RadioHeadAche]

Some guy thinks your apartment is his mother.

 

[Persona7]

You kiss people.

 

[rCIZZLE]

You spend 21 missions learning how boring and tedious it was being a member of the LAPD in the 40s.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Framed undercover cop seeks revenge for the death of his family and friend in the worst winter in New York history.

Detective falls in love with a murder suspect and his life goes to hell.

 

[MindCollizion]

"Flesh, blood, and bone are bound together and originate a daunting tale spanning two millenia."

 

[Ventilaator]

A king is deathly ill because of a curse and will die unless an adventurer digs up a magical staff and kills a dragon.

 

[djplaeskool]

Run, Coward!

 

[RadioHeadAche]

A murder-mystery involving rain, coffee and the pickles.

 

[Thomasnoki]

iddqd

 

[Donos]

Ramirez has a busy day at work.

 

[Lingxor]

An inter-galactic alliance is put to the test when an old enemy reappears with the intent to eliminate all sentient life.

(not Mass Effect)

 

[Meatvillain]

You and your pig uncle run an orphanage funded by your freelance photography until one assignment leads you to join an underground resistance uncovering a grand conspiracy.

 

[kittens]

Half of these are Sonic and Pikmin.

 

[Woo-Fu]

eXplore, eXpand, eXploit, and eXterminate.

 

[Blunt]

Wear cars and perform amateur vivisections whilst bro-ing out.