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[Acquiescence]

Three mercenaries search for the runaway daughter of a powerful Triad leader in order to hold her ransom, only to errr... eventually end up in Hell.

 

[Mudo]

Roses save the world with the power of wind, hope and love.

 

[Lord_Byron28]

You cross the universe to save "your special one" and you end up resetting the entire universe.

 

[Captain Pants]

You're a lost soul that dies over and over.

So the world might be mended.

 

[Previous]

In a canyon, mysterious red and blue space marines show up and fight over two useless bases.


MIT genius scientist experiment goes wrong and in order to fix it you must become the Freeman.

 

[snoopeasystreet]

You use the power of america to fight terrorists in the middle east.

 

[rdrr gnr]

Four bounty hunters seek a precious vault hidden on an alien planet.

 

[Para bailar La Bomba]

I'm bald, Greek and angry. I going to kill every living organism I encounter until my anger goes away.

 

[FunkyPajamas]

Everyone you're supposed to save in your investigation, dies.

 

[Yoshichan]

You are a woman who's granted a mysterious black soulstone, find out its true purpose and do not let the monstrous demons from hell take it from you.

 

[Deadbeat]

You choose cold steel over the splendor of flesh.

 

[NEOPARADIGM]

So the world might be mended.

av and tag quote

 

[Ken]

You died.

 

[HoosTrax]

Decide the role human augmentation plays in the future of humanity by pressing the A, B, C, or D button...

 

[jiggles]

Aliens are approaching earth, their death-ships filling the skies; time is running out and you are humanity's last hope.

Spoiler

Shoot the UFO for a bonus.

 

[Rufus]

Not much guessing going on, is there? edit: Nevermind, misunderstood the thread. ...In which case I am not sure what the purpose is.

Everything goes wrong all the time and you deserve it, too.

 

[AzureSkies]

YOU REGAINED LOST SOUL

 

[TONX]

shoot the limbs

 

[Corky]

Loot, the end.

 

[we.are.the.armada]

Did anyone even read the OT? He clearly stated: DON'T USE OVERLY SIMPLE SENTENCES.

Also, question to the OP... can we ask the person what the game is?

Nah, let's not have the names in here, it's funner this way

 

[Ultratech]

The World of old has ended, but you have survived, imbued with Demonic powers, and it's up to you to decide the future of the New World.

I'm gonna make the world racist with a magic spell.

Alternately, "CLAIRE."

Also alternately, "KUREA!"

 

[mr_toa]

"You're a rogue US agent, who must bring down a powerful international cabal."

 

[Venfayth]

You are a woman who's granted a mysterious black soulstone, find out its true purpose and do not let the monstrous demons from hell take it from you.

Starcraft II

 

[WrenchNinja]

You are a weakened Goddess who must recover her powers and stop the forces of darkness from corrupting nature and destroying ancient Japan.

 

[rdrr gnr]

Help save humanity from the end of times by reliving the memories of your ancestors.

 

[Esura]

An amnesiac goddess and her friends must save the video game industry from a fallen goddess hell bent on destroying it.

 

[Corto]

You're a novocain-addicted pie chart that in its drug driven hallucinations think that is being chased by ghosts trying to kill you.

 

[jett]

Extremely angry man rapes, murders, mutilates, decapitates and destroys everything in his path.

 

[Lord_Byron28]

As an angel you fight and defeat the Underworld, Space Pirates, an alien invasion on Earth, forces of nature, yourself and Gods.

 

[PhantomOfTheKnight]

You are a weakened Goddess who must recover her powers and stop the forces of darkness from corrupting nature and destroying ancient Japan.

Okami?

shoot the limbs

Dead Space?

Decide the role human augmentation plays in the future of humanity by pressing the A, B, C, or D button...

Deus Ex: Human Revolution?

 

[Kusagari]

Four kids have to save the world from an alien who looks like an aborted fetus.

 

[rdrr gnr]

A matching-game set in the 1950s.

 

[mr_toa]

You are a weakened Goddess who must recover her powers and stop the forces of darkness from corrupting nature and destroying ancient Japan.

Okami and/or Okamiden

 

[WrenchNinja]

You are a thief with a heart of gold trying to reclaim your family's legacy.

 

[EvilMario]

Rescue the king and his children with random strangers, all while collecting hats.

 

[neos]

Your neighbour is tired of your snore, so she send her army against you and you defeat it while you are rescuing some kidnapped fairies.

 

[Para bailar La Bomba]

Extremely angry man rapes, murders, mutilates, decapitates and destroys everything in his path.

Super Mario 3D Land.

 

[impact]

Aerith dies

 

[alr1ght]

Extremely angry man rapes, murders, mutilates, decapitates and destroys everything in his path.

they were all very willing

 

[Seik]

Complete global saturation.

 

[Buxaroo]

Chew bubblegum.

 

[Kinyou]

Extremely angry man rapes, murders, mutilates, decapitates and destroys everything in his path.

God of War?

Though I can't recall Kratos raping anyone.

 

[Para bailar La Bomba]

Chew bubblegum.

MLB The Show 12

 

[Wiz]

Travel through many different time periods at stop an evil monster from ending the world in 1999 AD.

 

[PairOfFilthySocks]

Press A to awesome

Edit:

Complete.

Global.

Saturation.

Tsk tsk, someone didn't read OP!

 

[Buxaroo]

Help save humanity from the end of times by reliving the memories of your ancestors.

It's sad that I know this. Assassins Creed.

 

[Reuenthal]

You got 3 days to save the world from the moon crashing upon it.

 

[Ultratech]

Tasked with saving the world, the hero becomes possessed by the power of a mad God and soon seeks nothing more than the destruction of the world...for they do enjoy being used.

(Hint: It's not the actual story of the game, but an optional path.)

Extremely angry man rapes, murders, mutilates, decapitates and destroys everything in his path.

Could also be Drakengard. Just add dragons and creepy shit in there someplace.

 

[TheOnlyMook]

VGS VGS VGS VGS VGS VGW

 

[FrontalMonk]

You are a nobody that happens to be the descendant of a legendary Hero, tasked with assembling the Hero's artifacts, rescuing the princess, and defeating the Dragonlord.

Also you grind a lot.

A LOT.