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[jcjimher]

Feed a kitten, look for sailors, drive a forklift.

(obvious)

 

[Reuenthal]

The game of life itself?

Perhaps, but I was thinking of red alert series.

 

[Shadow Hog]

You are the last creation of a great scientist and you are tasked with stopping a rebellion.

Either Mega Man X or Mega Man Zero (well,

Spoiler

Dr. Wily

was a GREAT scientist, if not an especially MORAL one...).

 

[VeryGooster]

In a spiffy space suit, take back an American space colony from Russian extremists because the president sucks at her job.

 

[balladofwindfishes]

2 identical sets of mercenaries fight over a century old land dispute, and look fashionable while doing so.

An idiotic AI gains too much control over his environment, and you must travel through the past to stop him.

A scientist with military-esque firearms experience climbs through vents and kills a giant evil fetus.

 

[Taco_Human]

You and your comrades must defeat the mercenaries and at the same time use teamwork to nuke their base.

 

[Para bailar La Bomba]

Drive Nissan Skyline.

 

[Chunky]

With long legs, or with ridiculously sized guns?



Damn you, I haven't made it that far yet.

Be glad I didn't go any further, there's like 4 more tweests after that.

 

[Emwitus]

Chaos.

 

[Rawket Lawnchair]

Be a gangster.

 

[lolez2matt]

You are a Falcie that doesn´t want to be a lu cie or it will be a cieth.

Dunno if it was like that.

 

[Angry Fork]

Suck people's blood while they take baths.

Spoiler

Mr. Mosquito

 

[LegatoB]

You swore you'd do anything, pay any cost, sacrifice everything, to save your daughter -- and fate holds you to it.

 

[Para bailar La Bomba]

Creatures of an avian nature are unable control to their temper.

 

[Shadow Hog]

As a new home-owner, uncover a secret, alternate-dimension conspiracy within three days, or else your head will explode.

As the same person as the above, go between two dimensions to try and uncover another conspiracy, clear your name of murder, fail at the local ring-toss multiple times and hear claims from your mother that she can explain everything, just before she explains precisely nothing.

 

[Mario007]

You want to be the very best.

fucking brilliant

 

[Blunt]

Stalk damp little girls armed with a wrench.

 

[iconoclast]

Knowing that the mission is plausibly suicidal, two attack ships are deployed on the Moon surface, alone against a ruthless army of machines with a single objective: Killing.

 

[Odrion]

It's a me.

 

[WrenchNinja]

X!!!

X is corr-

Either Mega Man X or Mega Man Zero (well,

Spoiler

Dr. Wily

was a GREAT scientist, if not an especially MORAL one...).

Okay I will accept both.


You are a naive scholar drafted into a war where you are ordered to lead a rag tag group of misfits.

 

[mr_toa]

Father must brave many an adventure and wilderness to save his sick daughter.

 

[Kusagari]

Get entrapped by a crime lord who makes sure you'll never be able to pay him off, while living in a city full of schizophrenics who subtly drop hints they want to murder you.

 

[rbenchley]

Schoolkids commit suicide over and over again to release helpful spirits.

 

[WrenchNinja]

Get entrapped by a crime lord who makes sure you'll never be able to pay him off, while living in a city full of schizophrenics who subtly drop hints they want to murder you.

Animal Crossing.

 

[Odrion]

A man chooses, a slave obeys.

 

[lolez2matt]

You are what you eat, and the king of the land hates you.

 

[Nocturnowl]

You are part of an organisation tasked with helping people all around the world that are suffering various levels of distressing circumstances by using your motivational dance moves.

 

[Megadragon15]

You are a mouse going through a maze eating cheese while avoding cats and the occasional hawk.

 

[mr_toa]

You are part of an organisation tasked with helping people all around the world that are suffering various levels of distressing circumstances by using your motivational dance moves.

elite beat agents

 

[Gunpei]

Awesome Possum Kicks Dr. Machino's Butt.

 

[Poyunch]

You are a ghost who's closest allies are a lamp, a an excitable dog, and a rookie cop.

 

[Empty Space]

Log onto a glorified chat room for the EPIC PURPLZ.

 

[muu]

You'll be made into John Romero's bitch.

 

[mr_toa]

You are a mouse going through a maze eating cheese while avoding cats and the occasional hawk.

radar rat race

 

[Blunt]

Engage in reptilian genocide in the pursuit to fornicate with fungus royalty only to end up with baked goods and a serious case of ongoing blue-balls.

 

[Meatvillain]

You are an impoverished orphan who must traverse the world in your mind to stop a run-away train from destroying the last fragments of your sanity whilst unravelling the mystery surrounding the fire that claimed your family's lives.

(edited after realising it was requested that we not enter spoiler territory.)

 

[Mario007]

You are a Falcie that doesn´t want to be a lu cie or it will be a cieth.

Dunno if it was like that.

More like: You are a Pulse l'cie that needs to destroy Cocoon but if you don't you'll be a Cieth

...

in the non FNC jargon: A might semi-god made you his bitch to destroy your home and if you don't you'll turn into a monster.

 

[ChuyMasta]

Completely wipe out the planet's native creature.

 

[Megadragon15]

radar rat race

Nope: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mouse_Trap_(video_game)

 

[Durante]

You are a naive scholar drafted into a war where you are ordered to lead a rag tag group of misfits.

Valkyria Chronicles.

 

[WrenchNinja]

You are young boy who plays online and sometimes saves the world by playing online.

 

[Nocturnowl]

elite beat agents

Mission complete!

Your tree of super happiness was stolen and to get it back you must gorge yourself on fruit.

 

[Baraka in the White House]

You will die.

 

[Empty Space]

You are young boy who plays online and sometimes saves the world by playing online.

is it .Hack?

 

[ColossalLazy]

Manage a farm and flirt with the girls of the town next to it.

 

[-BLITZ-]

A man chooses, a slave obeys.

Perfect! :3

Why do you serve our Mother ? be one with The Many!

 

[TheDeadHeroAlistair]

Command hordes of plant creatures to find the parts to your ship before your life sustainment system runs out.

 

[Blunt]

Pay your dad a visit whilst eating turkeys you find in the walls.

 

[Venfayth]

Pay your dad a visit whilst eating turkeys you find in the walls.

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night

 

[Poyunch]

You are a cheap movie fanatic who gets the chance to be a B-hero movie when your girlfriend is kidnapped by your favorite hero's arch nemesis.