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Smash Bros Brawl Dojo Official Update Thread: Goodbye, Cherry-don
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RocketDarkness
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So, who's going to instinctively check the Dojo tonight when Japan Time rolls around? I know I probably will...
crowphoenix
Banned
I'll definitely be checking the dojo. Just to drive it home.
MisterHero
Super Member
crowphoenix said:
There's money to be made from a series of these!
Thanks Pulga.
VeritasVierge
Member
If Japan didn't get the game so early, there would be no 10 or so spoiler threads. All Smash related posts would have virtually remained in this thread right here and long past 70,000 posts.HK-47 said:
crowphoenix
Banned
.Man God said:
MisterHero
Super Member
:lol I wish I thought of that title when I submitted it.pulga said:
EmCeeGramr
Member
MisterHero said:
To'nintendo?
FromTheFuture
Member
Well i didn't post in this thread that much, but lurked instead. Good times! The end of an era!
Baron Doggystyle von Woof
Member
awesome tread
gwiz210 said:Brilliance is all that can describe the idea behind the Dojo. Sometimes it was really the only thing getting me up in the morning and keeping me up late at night :lol The Dojo was truely the best marketing site ever for a game. It always gave me and a friend of mine something to talk about. Sadly its over, but brawl is out and everybody is enjoying it.
That being said, I hope no other developers try to pull this stunt, lets keep it as something we can remember Brawl as. But if Sakurai wants to do a Dojo for...oh say...smash bros 4 hes more than welcome to
Edit: Does anyone know what page the sonic update was on? I'd love to read that as I didnt get on neogaf that day.
It was mostly in the conference thread. It was an amazing reaction. Actually, the entire conference was amazing. We didn't think we'd get anything, but received Fire Emblem DS, Kirby Superstar DX, Sonic in Brawl, Monster Hunter 3, Everbody's Nintendo Channel, and I believe WiiWare.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=197522&page=18
Sonic stuff starts on that page.
GamerSoul said:
Yeah. We'll be F5ing at midnight every day "just in case" now. SAKURAIIIIIII
scottnak said:That thing was crazy epic. I remember freaking out wtf is that when I first saw it...
So uhh... what do we do tonight?
Same thing we do every night Pinky. F5 subconciously. God, how many Friday nights I did that by mistake
I click.
But there's no update there.
I push F5
But there's no update there.
Why, oh why, oh why Sakurai?
Is there no update there?
Is it because there's nothing left to talk to us about
Is that why there's no update there?
Or is it because you don't want us anymore?
I want an update there.
Sakurai, every day, I'll still keep checking
To see if there's an update there.
Forever more.
Scribble
But there's no update there.
I push F5
But there's no update there.
Why, oh why, oh why Sakurai?
Is there no update there?
Is it because there's nothing left to talk to us about
Is that why there's no update there?
Or is it because you don't want us anymore?
I want an update there.
Sakurai, every day, I'll still keep checking
To see if there's an update there.
Forever more.
Scribble
grandjedi6
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Suburban Cowboy
Member
i feel like theres a sudden void in my life. I no longer have anything to look forward to on a daily basis
CrushDance
Banned
Farewell.
MisterHero
Super Member
Yeah I expected Smash May Cry myself.usea said:
Yes my friends. It is the end of an era. Let me give you a pat on the back. (slap) Here, have a cigar.
...What's that?
I see.
...Many of you feel sad.
Like you're about to explode.
Like you just walked in on your parents doing it.
Like Weegee just stuck his fist in your bad place.
You want to cry.
Well cheer up, Jigglypuff.
You may feel that your skull has been bashed in.
Well cheer up, Squirtle.
Cheer up, Yoshi!
Cheer up, Olimar!
Cheer up, Captain Falcon!
Cheer up, King Badass!
Cheer up, Samus!
Cheer up, Donkey Kong!
Cheer up, Ganondorf! Oh, I see you already found a new friend.
Cheer up, Luigi oh what in god's name is that between your legs
"But... Crushed. It feels like I've lost everything!"
No Snake. You haven't lost anything. You've lost nothing at all!
"Feels like I'm losing... nothing at all?"
Nothing at all!
"Nothing at all!"
Stupid sexy Smash Bros!
Yes, the Dojo is over. It's futile to try and stop that.
Futile as trying to capture a Sonic in a Pokeball.
After all, it's simply bigger than you.
But enough of that silly picture business for now. Yes, for the last year we've been all typing away late at night, trying to see the newest info on the game.
Type type type.
I could point out the pointless and patheticness of this. How incredibly stupid we are to waste our sleeping time to get tidbits for Nintendo fighting game. I could point out that Jiggy37's statkeeping never in any way provided any useful or practical value whatsoever, or that his stupid fucking girl act was the creepiest and dumbest thing ever posted to NeoGAF, despite the fact that it appears to have gotten him several boyfriends who almost seem to think that Jiggy is an actual girl. I could say that I still think Sakurai should be imprisoned for war crimes, because he didn't include Mega Man, Ryu Hayabusa, or SIMON BELMONT ARGGGGGGGGGGGGH.
I could say all that, but I won't. I just did, but we'll pretend I didn't out of courtesy.
For you see, the Dojo served as our training wheels. It was our Brawl before our Brawl. We had almost as much fun with it as we have with a new game. But the time has come to stop such things. If this were a church, I'd read that overquoted passage where Paul puts away childish things and acts like a man, which is telling because Paul was a total mysoginist.
We will walk behind the controller
We will put away keyboards
Yes, that is a mangled paraphrasing of the last song in the musical version of Les Miserables. I'd put the other parts, but it's hard to hear the people sing when you have no voice chat.
I'm rambling.
I must get back on track.
If only someone could deliver a powerful blow to me. But who.
KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
PUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH
HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK, YES!
Thanks Captain Falcon. You stopped me from making a huge mistake. This is a thread about a website handing out news about a Nintendo character fighting game. I was about to try and end it on some sappy and sentimental note about "thanks for the memories" and shit. Jesus Christ, I'd be taking all the fun out of it!
Just like that! Ruining all the fun.
So be happy!
Jump!
Dance!
Love!
Raise the roof!
Twist!
Shout!
Laugh!
Comfort!
Wear funny hats!
Make new friends!
It's time to forget the Dojo. We've been long, LONG, LOOOOONG overdue. The Dojo has served its purpose. Let it rest in peace. We should not overlook the game itself, and so BETRAY the whole point of the site itself.
Let us shine brightly! This is only the begin!
And when does this begin, you ask? When do we put away the old Japan Time, and start the new? Well, if you'll recall when I gave you a pat on the back...
The NEW JAPAN TIME isn't "opening today." It starts...
"NOW!"
...What's that?
I see.
...Many of you feel sad.
Like you're about to explode.
Like you just walked in on your parents doing it.
Like Weegee just stuck his fist in your bad place.
You want to cry.
Well cheer up, Jigglypuff.
You may feel that your skull has been bashed in.
Well cheer up, Squirtle.
Cheer up, Yoshi!
Cheer up, Olimar!
Cheer up, Captain Falcon!
Cheer up, King Badass!
Cheer up, Samus!
Cheer up, Donkey Kong!
Cheer up, Ganondorf! Oh, I see you already found a new friend.
Cheer up, Luigi oh what in god's name is that between your legs
"But... Crushed. It feels like I've lost everything!"
No Snake. You haven't lost anything. You've lost nothing at all!
"Feels like I'm losing... nothing at all?"
Nothing at all!
"Nothing at all!"
Stupid sexy Smash Bros!
Yes, the Dojo is over. It's futile to try and stop that.
Futile as trying to capture a Sonic in a Pokeball.
After all, it's simply bigger than you.
But enough of that silly picture business for now. Yes, for the last year we've been all typing away late at night, trying to see the newest info on the game.
Type type type.
I could point out the pointless and patheticness of this. How incredibly stupid we are to waste our sleeping time to get tidbits for Nintendo fighting game. I could point out that Jiggy37's statkeeping never in any way provided any useful or practical value whatsoever, or that his stupid fucking girl act was the creepiest and dumbest thing ever posted to NeoGAF, despite the fact that it appears to have gotten him several boyfriends who almost seem to think that Jiggy is an actual girl. I could say that I still think Sakurai should be imprisoned for war crimes, because he didn't include Mega Man, Ryu Hayabusa, or SIMON BELMONT ARGGGGGGGGGGGGH.
I could say all that, but I won't. I just did, but we'll pretend I didn't out of courtesy.
For you see, the Dojo served as our training wheels. It was our Brawl before our Brawl. We had almost as much fun with it as we have with a new game. But the time has come to stop such things. If this were a church, I'd read that overquoted passage where Paul puts away childish things and acts like a man, which is telling because Paul was a total mysoginist.
We will walk behind the controller
We will put away keyboards
Yes, that is a mangled paraphrasing of the last song in the musical version of Les Miserables. I'd put the other parts, but it's hard to hear the people sing when you have no voice chat.
I'm rambling.
I must get back on track.
If only someone could deliver a powerful blow to me. But who.
KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
PUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH
HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK, YES!
Thanks Captain Falcon. You stopped me from making a huge mistake. This is a thread about a website handing out news about a Nintendo character fighting game. I was about to try and end it on some sappy and sentimental note about "thanks for the memories" and shit. Jesus Christ, I'd be taking all the fun out of it!
Just like that! Ruining all the fun.
So be happy!
Jump!
Dance!
Love!
Raise the roof!
Twist!
Shout!
Laugh!
Comfort!
Wear funny hats!
Make new friends!
It's time to forget the Dojo. We've been long, LONG, LOOOOONG overdue. The Dojo has served its purpose. Let it rest in peace. We should not overlook the game itself, and so BETRAY the whole point of the site itself.
Let us shine brightly! This is only the begin!
And when does this begin, you ask? When do we put away the old Japan Time, and start the new? Well, if you'll recall when I gave you a pat on the back...
The NEW JAPAN TIME isn't "opening today." It starts...
"NOW!"
RocketDarkness
Member
Ooh, that reminds me of a text log from some creepy game. Much like Narcissus, thousands of gamers the world over will sit, staring at the Dojo, hitting F5 'til our poor bodies give out.Scribble said:
MisterHero
Super Member
hey look crushed is back
RocketDarkness
Member
Glad to see you back, Crushed. Hello, epic post. Goodbye, Dojo thread!
El Pescado
Member
This is the greatest thread in existence. I'm proud that I was a part of it and look forward to the next Smash Brothers game and it's Dojo Thread. Until then, I'll be trying to beat stupid Boss Battle on Intense. Hooya!
You know, if we can make 358 posts before sp0rsk gets back, then this thread will hit the REAL (100post/page) Page 666. After all, "just clearing" isn't enough for Smash Bros. You have to get all the little extras and unlockables.
...But where can we get more than 300 posts on short notice?
...
...But where can we get more than 300 posts on short notice?
Dojo said:
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Crushed said:You know, if we can make 358 posts before sp0rsk gets back, then this thread will hit the REAL (100post/page) Page 666. After all, "just clearing" isn't enough for Smash Bros. You have to get all the little extras and unlockables.
...But where can we get more than 300 posts on short notice?
...
BRACE FOR EPIC.
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