...Maybe my problem is I keep comparing it to the vastly superior Wheel of Time series.
I'm going to tug on my braid to radiate disapproval at you.
...Maybe my problem is I keep comparing it to the vastly superior Wheel of Time series.
Dali said:WoT juggles equal parts action, magic, fantasy creatures and political intrigue all at once, creating a perfectly paced (well... sometimes more perfectly paced than others) fantasy epic.
*Boxes ears*Dresden said:...
I'm going to tug on my braid to radiate disapproval at you.
Maybe I should say feelings of tedium were much fewer and farther between when reading WoT than I&F. Maybe that's saying more about the contents than the pacing. My bad.Uncle said:You just called WoT perfectly paced. I would post a lol emoticon, but I'm too dumbfounded.
Dali said:I was going to wait until I was a bit further along through the series before posting, but since someone's bumped this thread I guess I'll say this now. I started about a week ago and now I'm about 3/4 through the second book and so far my thinking is Song of Ice and Fire is not gud and I hate every last one of you bastards in this thread.
Maybe my problem is I keep comparing it to the vastly superior Wheel of Time series. WoT juggles equal parts action, magic, fantasy creatures and political intrigue all at once, creating a perfectly paced (well... sometimes more perfectly paced than others) fantasy epic. A Game of Thrones was just like WoT... minus the action, magic, and fantasy creatures. Yeah... it's basically all fucking political positioning. Who the fuck cares about the boring plans and ambitions of these people in a pretty boring and fantasy-less, fantasy land? The last maybe ten pages you finally get something that leads you to believe all the crazy shit that's hinted at here and there will be a bit more prominent in the second book. Wrong! Well, if the first 80% of Clash of Kings is anything to go by, that is. Wait, I take that back... It is a bit more prominent, but this shit is getting tedious.
I'm going to finish the series as I'm halfway through and it's been quick reading so far. Right now, I'd rate it at "bleh" (one step below "meh"), but I feel like it's just developing really... really... really slow and the last book could possibly be worth reading.
But know this: All of you guys ITT are on the list for talking this shit up.
Uncle said:You just called WoT perfectly paced. I would post a lol emoticon, but I'm too dumbfounded.
Exactly! I first start reading and see this thing called Ice described and think, "hell yeah motherfucker, what's that sword's hidden power?!"WanderingWind said:I could hug you man. What's worse for me is the fact that this should be right up my alley. It's well written, it's fantasy, there isn't a Mary Sue character is site...but fuck. They could all be congressmen for all the ties to the fantasy world they supposedly inhabit.
EDIT: Except for the WoT thing. That series went nowhere...slowly. And Rand = biggest Mary Sue who ever Mary Sued.
Dresden said:Matisallthatmatters.
Dali said:Maybe my problem is I keep comparing it to the vastly superior Wheel of Time series.
Peff said:Yep . Pretty subtle,I wonder if he'll actually appear again
Dali said:Exactly! I first start reading and see this thing called Ice described and think, "hell yeah motherfucker, what's that sword's hidden power?!"Just cutting people's heads off apparently :/
Dali said:I was going to wait until I was a bit further along through the series before posting, but since someone's bumped this thread I guess I'll say this now. I started about a week ago and now I'm about 3/4 through the second book and so far my thinking is Song of Ice and Fire is not gud and I hate every last one of you bastards in this thread.
Maybe my problem is I keep comparing it to the vastly superior Wheel of Time series. WoT juggles equal parts action, magic, fantasy creatures and political intrigue all at once, creating a perfectly paced (well... sometimes more perfectly paced than others) fantasy epic. A Game of Thrones was just like WoT... minus the action, magic, and fantasy creatures. Yeah... it's basically all fucking political positioning. Who the fuck cares about the boring plans and ambitions of these people in a pretty boring and fantasy-less, fantasy land? The last maybe ten pages you finally get something that leads you to believe all the crazy shit that's hinted at here and there will be a bit more prominent in the second book. Wrong! Well, if the first 80% of Clash of Kings is anything to go by, that is. Wait, I take that back... It is a bit more prominent, but this shit is getting tedious.
I'm going to finish the series as I'm halfway through and it's been quick reading so far. Right now, I'd rate it at "bleh" (one step below "meh"), but I feel like it's just developing really... really... really slow and the last book could possibly be worth reading.
But know this: All of you guys ITT are on the list for talking this shit up.
Zefah said:Sounds like you like your super powerful magic all up front and in your face-style. That's not what ASoIaF is about. It doesn't claim to be so, and the books wouldn't be nearly as popular, or good, as they are if they were like that.
The fantasy genre is plagued with series where all-powerful magic is all too prominent. The fact that insane "OMG WTF badassery" doesn't occur every couple of pages like a Steven Erikson novel is what makes ASoIaF a little more grounded, believable, and enjoyable.
i_am_ben said:ironically, whenever magic is shown in ASoIF it's incredibly overpowered and cheap.
I also prefer WoT more as well. Everyone keeps talking about the political nature of ASoIF and how that makes the books so good but i'm honestly I'm yet to be impressed. Its more soap opera than political.
Dali said:I was going to wait until I was a bit further along through the series before posting, but since someone's bumped this thread I guess I'll say this now. I started about a week ago and now I'm about 3/4 through the second book and so far my thinking is Song of Ice and Fire is not gud and I hate every last one of you bastards in this thread.
Maybe my problem is I keep comparing it to the vastly superior Wheel of Time series. WoT juggles equal parts action, magic, fantasy creatures and political intrigue all at once, creating a perfectly paced (well... sometimes more perfectly paced than others) fantasy epic. A Game of Thrones was just like WoT... minus the action, magic, and fantasy creatures. Yeah... it's basically all fucking political positioning. Who the fuck cares about the boring plans and ambitions of these people in a pretty boring and fantasy-less, fantasy land? The last maybe ten pages you finally get something that leads you to believe all the crazy shit that's hinted at here and there will be a bit more prominent in the second book. Wrong! Well, if the first 80% of Clash of Kings is anything to go by, that is. Wait, I take that back... It is a bit more prominent, but this shit is getting tedious.
I'm going to finish the series as I'm halfway through and it's been quick reading so far. Right now, I'd rate it at "bleh" (one step below "meh"), but I feel like it's just developing really... really... really slow and the last book could possibly be worth reading.
But know this: All of you guys ITT are on the list for talking this shit up.
hamchan said:How is it more soap opera?
WanderingWind said:...that was unnecessarily harsh, wasn't it? Also, am I missing something, RE: 'pussy' books?
Amir0x said:Your basic complaint - which isn't a criticism so much as a statement of preference about the amount of magic you want in your pussy books - says you simply want to be pacified with the horrific writing and characterization of Wheel of Time, where huge segments of books are taken up by the mundane comings and goings of characters who have little to no consequence who have powers we don't care about since everyone has them.
There are plenty of horrible books where everybody wields wands and casts cute spells while everyone is so used to the idea of magic. Song of Ice and Fire is not one of those.
It's a seething political drama influenced by The Wars of the Roses, and its potency is derived from the fact that everyone in this world lives in a time when magic and other such fantastical beings are assumed thousands of years gone by, and all that is left is the cold and hard scheming of brutal tyrants.
Of course, this concept wouldn't work the way it does unless the build up to the increase of fantasy elements wasn't there. The books elegantly pace the appearance of magic and fantasy, so that when it comes, it's shocking, almost wonderful. There's a suspense there that is like the way Spielberg kept Jaws hidden from view for so much of his movie. We know, based on all we hear, that magic is out there... that it's growing larger, more dangerous. Users who before were tricksters are suddenly performing more amazing feats. The creation of Wildfire is suddenly incredibly more efficient among the alchemists. And somewhere out there, the Others sweep across a land causing an exodus. And dragons are seen for the first time in a hundred years.
If you want your pussy books where everything is spelled out in some retarded whimsy, you have them. But to call Wheel of Time "vastly superior" suggests everyone should from here out safely ignore any and all of your suggestions, since it assumes your absurd necessity to be pampered by shit concepts, not quality words.
cmonmanreally said:meh, so i pretty much blazed through the first three books over the summer, and now im about 200 or so pages into a feast for crows and for whatever reason, i can't seem to want to continue. it's weird because i'm actually really enjoying the way martin is writing in this book, but i've had this book for the past two months and i'm only reading half a chapter every other night, if that.
it gets better right?
Amir0x said:seems you don't know why you stopped being engrossed, so I can't pinpoint if it would get "better" for you. Hell, you even enjoy the writing soooo... :lol
i_am_ben said:I also think the politics are dumbed down. Politics is tedious and and like ramming your head against a brick wall over and over and over again (just check out poligaf :lol ). In ASOIAF whilst things don't always go to plan they seem incredibly easy to implement which just isn't what happens in real life.
Ikael said:I was going to reply to Dali, but Amix0r already beated the bejesus out of it :lol
Talking seriously, you sound like the kind of guy that likes Dragonforce: bloated, in your face, and baroque. The awesomeness of ASIOFAF is precisely the subelty of everything. If you are constantly using magic, even for wipping your ass, guess what? Magic stop being magic and turns into a mundane element. Same goes with badassery, and same goes with honour. When you make all these 3 elements scarce, they shine way more brightly once they appear.
Also, political gameplay is exactly what makes these books vastly supèrior to the general retarded, simpleton "good vs evil" formula that plages the genre. Because guess what? In the real world, people, human people like you and me moves by personal interest and people rarely, if ever acts out of sheer evil of goodness, which is why so many people dismiss this genre: not because the fantasy itself, but rather because the reactions and motives of the characters are impossible to believe.
If you want a good deal of supernatural elements treated in a proper, realistic manner, try with The Witcher books (Chronicles of Geralt the Rivian).
About the Wheel of Time, I readed the first book and I never got what the fuss was about. It was an average book and formulaic as hell. Oh, a golden age of light and ancient technologically advanced civilization destroyed by darkness, and a hero inhabiting a small, pintoresque countryside town *yawn* does it gets better on the latter books or is it still cliche filled as the first one?
Amir0x said:Truth is sometimes harsh. Nothing unnecessary about it. Coming into a thread to bitch "WAH WAH THIS BOOK DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH MAGIC, EVEN THOUGH THAT'S LITERALLY THE POINT" is about as farcical a criticism can be. It says far more about the person saying it than the book he attempts to smear.
RE: Pussy books -
Books like Harry Potter and Wheel of Time, where moral consequences are bled in the shade of BLACK AND WHITE, where there is no such thing as nuance and subtlety; where the writing quality could at best be described as "serviceable" and at worst "fucking garbage around the level of a seventh grade yuri fanfiction writer."
tokkun said:This is just a theory, but maybe that has something to do with the fact that the government in ASoIaF is an unstable feudal monarchy rather than a two-party representative democracy.
As Amirox mentioned, the series is largely modeled on the War of the Roses - a real historical period - that was full of all sorts of dramatic political intrigue.
Great way to put it.Amir0x said:.
It's a seething political drama influenced by The Wars of the Roses, and its potency is derived from the fact that everyone in this world lives in a time when magic and other such fantastical beings are assumed thousands of years gone by, and all that is left is the cold and hard scheming of brutal tyrants.
i_am_ben said:Politics didn't start becoming tedious with the move to representative democracy.
and why does the war of the roses thing get focused on so much? :lol people constantly mention it and im perplexed as to why. All fantasy takes things from history (often shamelessly) and yet i've never seen it brought up so much as it is with ASOIAF and the war of the roses. Is it just because it's not taught in American schools that it gets so much focus?
WanderingWind said:You're really taking this a bit too personal, I think. Maybe you and Dali have some sort of back history or something, but I really don't see how you got any of that from what he said. It's completely valid to say, "This isn't my type of fantasy book," which is how I took what he said. He didn't say they were crap - though comparing them to WoT sort of implies that lulz - he said it was mostly political positioning. Which it absolutely is, as the people who are supporting it are saying.
Also, it's a bit odd to start in with "pussy books." I mean...come on. You're acting like a Whedon fan who just heard somebody say they didn't like Firefly or something.
Dali said:I started about a week ago and now I'm about 3/4 through the second book and so far my thinking is Song of Ice and Fire is not gud and I hate every last one of you bastards in this thread.
Dali said:Maybe my problem is I keep comparing it to the vastly superior Wheel of Time series.
Dali said:Who the fuck cares about the boring plans and ambitions of these people in a pretty boring and fantasy-less, fantasy land? The last maybe ten pages you finally get something that leads you to believe all the crazy shit that's hinted at here and there will be a bit more prominent in the second book.
Zefah said:Lancaster and York.
Lannister and Stark.
Amir0x said:Sorry, truth is the truth. I don't pussyfoot around for the rainbow-and-unicorn set.
However, even to your point, it's false.
"He didn't say they were crap."
Opposite of "gud" is "bud", or in this case, "not gud" = "bad."
Selective reading hurts Wandering. I hope we don't have to get into semantics about the relative severity of the word 'crap' versus 'bad.'
LULZ
And as I said, his criticism is farcical - it says more about him then the book. He couldn't even call people out properly.
-I find them patently ridiculous and drawn out about, oh, 7 books too long.me from some other thread said:The Wheel of Time ended for me when Rand had to have sex with all three of his love interests...FOR THE GOOD OF HUMANITY.
Amir0x said:Books like Harry Potter and Wheel of Time, where moral consequences are bled in the shade of BLACK AND WHITE, where there is no such thing as nuance and subtlety;
TestMonkey said:SoFaI is guilty of this also. After the first book the lines are fairly well drawn. Martin attempts to give his rogues weepy backgrounds in order to make the reader believe they aren't that bad. This doesn't work for serial killers and it doesn't work for fictional characters. Probably the only modern fantasy that I've read that goes away from this is Joe Ambercombie.
TestMonkey said:SoFaI is guilty of this also. After the first book the lines are fairly well drawn. Martin attempts to give his rogues weepy backgrounds in order to make the reader believe they aren't that bad. This doesn't work for serial killers and it doesn't work for fictional characters. Probably the only modern fantasy that I've read that goes away from this is Joe Ambercombie.
Amir0x said:All the characters in this fucking novel are just shades of gray, all of them. About the only one who I've seen that isn't completely corrupted in SOME way (so far) is Brienne, and even then... she has clear character flaws that make her interesting.
None of the characters are all good. None of them are all bad (well, ok, one or two of them are pretty all bad... that one that raped the young girl in front of her father and then demanded change because she wasn't worth the full price... fucked up :lol)
Count of Monte Sawed-Off said:The Mountain is so fucking awesome.
zeroshiki said:AFFC spoiler/ADWD speculation:
Gregor-stein will be both so awesome and so fucked up at the same time.
Amir0x said:All the characters in this fucking novel are just shades of gray, all of them. About the only one who I've seen that isn't completely corrupted in SOME way (so far) is Brienne, and even then... she has clear character flaws that make her interesting.
None of the characters are all good. None of them are all bad (well, ok, one or two of them are pretty all bad... that one that raped the young girl in front of her father and then demanded change because she wasn't worth the full price... fucked up :lol)
TestMonkey said:Come on now. Eddard Stark and Jon Snow are about as white knight as I've seen in fiction. As for all the other characters being grey I call bullshit. Please explain to me the redeeming qualities of Joffrey. Better yet try to show how all the fucked up shit Tyrion does makes him a good guy and no wussing out by claiming his deformity or childhood made him do it.
TestMonkey said:Come on now. Eddard Stark and Jon Snow are about as white knight as I've seen in fiction. As for all the other characters being grey I call bullshit.
TestMonkey said:Please explain to me the redeeming qualities of Joffrey. Better yet try to show how all the fucked up shit Tyrion does makes him a good guy and no wussing out by claiming his deformity or childhood made him do it.
Amir0x said:All of the characters, no matter how small, have sinned.
hamchan said:I don't think every character is grey. There are clearly some characters that are good and bad. Like Samwell, I wouldn't say he was a grey character.
Creamium said:The one thing that gave an edge to Joff's character washim being responsible for Bran's assassination attempt, thinking this was what his father would do. Joff was an intensely vile and cruel piece of shit kid, but he was always seeking approval and attention from his equally piece of shit father.
Jon Snow though... I will agree that he's the most outright goody-good characters in the series, which also makes him one of the least interesting to follow. I always find it baffling that he's such a fan favorite.. Mostly the Jon chapters are interesting because of the events happening around him, not because of the man himself. I always thought of him as this universe's Tintin. Sort of. Characters like Tyrion, Cersei and Jaime can carry chapters with nothing but vicious dialogue and insights into their mind. I like them more.I didn't miss his POV one bit while reading FFC
Amir0x said:Eddard Stark had a bastard, slaughtered many mercilessly in his rebellion with Robert, etc. His "honor" seems positively angelic versus some of the characters in the book, but he was not perfect. That's what makes these characters interesting.