Otrebor Nightmarecoat
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heliosRAzi said:
Other than my sister, my grandma washed my penis when I was like 5, but I dont think thats bad. I didint like licking the anus. I just did it once and was over it.
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The curse of fat hides our penises
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Other than my sister, my grandma washed my penis when I was like 5, but I dont think thats bad. I didint like licking the anus. I just did it once and was over it.
Equus Bellator Apex
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Otrebor Nightmarecoat said:
What does your avatar/username mean?
heliosRAzi
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Otrebor Nightmarecoat said:
Has anything traumatizing happened in your life besides the puppy and sister stuff? Have you considered getting mental help?
abstract alien
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How is the change going to start? What will be on your agenda tomorrow and your short term goal?Otrebor Nightmarecoat said:
Looks like donald duck in the first dimension.Equus Bellator Apex said:
BertramCooper
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It looks like a morbidly obese Donald Duck unable to get through an opening in a wall.Equus Bellator Apex said:
wayward archer
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This is legitimate, you have to set this. Be happy some of us are even willing to temper through the absurdly disgusting stuff you've posted, if your legit, you should take the advice in this thread.abstract alien said:
You can keep your hentai, he just needs to get rid of his, if he's dependent on it for his only means of self gratification, and an escape for his issues.Jokey665 said:
CrushDance
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I want to believe that this guy is trolling. But he posted the picture already and confirmed his size. Maybe he really is THAT down and alone that he's resorted to these things? I mean dear lord...
TheKingsCrown
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Was tossing and turning, so I returned to this thread to relax and maybe have some laughs at some more replies.
I shouldn't have returned....
If the statements are true OP, I do believe you should talk to someone. I, for one, am glad that someone as messed up as you realizes the only way out is to actually speak about things, and begin the process of changing yourself and moving on from your past demons.
I wish you good luck.
I shouldn't have returned....
If the statements are true OP, I do believe you should talk to someone. I, for one, am glad that someone as messed up as you realizes the only way out is to actually speak about things, and begin the process of changing yourself and moving on from your past demons.
I wish you good luck.
Femmeworth
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Seriously, see a therapist/psychologist. I don't want to judge you, but you seem to be out of acceptable parameters and could benefit from help.
Siebzehn50
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Otrebor Nightmarecoat said:
Keep the stories coming then. It's the only way to change.
Otrebor Nightmarecoat
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heliosRAzi said:
Never considered getting help. I always though I could repress this memories and grow up to be something of value. I did see someone get shot in the head in front of me when I was 13. I was lucky? to survive. THe first time I had sex it was with my best friends 16 year old girlfriend. He called and she answered in the middle of it (a testament to my poor skills). I heard through the phone "I love you" and she started to cry. Her tears dripped down my chest and started to hit me because of the bad human being I was.
Bam Bam Baklava
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heliosRAzi
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Otrebor Nightmarecoat said:
Are you going to consider getting help?
If this is not a troll... and really, at this point, I have no ability to make a guess at that one... I can actually understand the desire to say all of the things he's said in this thread. You hold things like that inside of you, and they just eat away at you. As embarrassed as you may feel about telling others about those things, doing so can be a release, especially if (again, if real) he's never told anybody about these things before. When I came out about my situation, the first things I did was jump onto a message forum I'm a regular on and spill my guts about what I was going through. I had to tell somebody, because I couldn't keep all of that bottled up inside of me any longer, but doing it in that way allowed me to tell it to people that, if things went horribly wrong, I could easily cut off all contact with.
The question is, OP, if you're legit, where you go from here. If spilling your guts pushes you to wake up tomorrow and change your life, then no matter how creepy this thread might be for some, it's a positive step for you. If you just go back to doing nothing about making yourself better, then this whole thing has been ridiculous.
The question is, OP, if you're legit, where you go from here. If spilling your guts pushes you to wake up tomorrow and change your life, then no matter how creepy this thread might be for some, it's a positive step for you. If you just go back to doing nothing about making yourself better, then this whole thing has been ridiculous.
CrushDance
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Y_YAkim said:
Siebzehn50
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Otrebor Nightmarecoat said:
Virgin-GAF, this guy isn't a virgin. Let that sink in.
hydragonwarrior
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*reads first page* holy shit
*reads this page* HOLY SHIT
*reads this page* HOLY SHIT
brianjones
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Siebzehn50 said:
i would rather be
weekend_warrior
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Thread abort.
BamYouHaveAids
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:lol :lol :lolSiebzehn50 said:
An obese guy that tongued a dog's chocolate starfish and got anally penetrated by his sister does what many gaffers have been incapable of doing in 18+ years.
CrushDance
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Sex isn't the end and be all. I haven't had sex, but I've never licked a dogs ass either.BamYouHaveAids said:
BamYouHaveAids
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Maybe you should.CrushDance said:
Bam Bam Baklava
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BamYouHaveAids said:
BamYouHaveAids
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(Today, 10:13 PM)
GillianSeed79
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Holy shit, how did I miss this thread:lol
That said, I can't tell if you are a joke poster or not, but if you are not, I won't make fun of you. I guess just try to do something about the weight first and surround yourself with good people. You sound very depressed. GAF is pretty accepting. I'm sure you will feel better about yourself if you try to work on losing weight. As far as the family shit, maybe try to be a little more indepedent? Do you have a job? Can you afford to move out and get your own place?
That said, I can't tell if you are a joke poster or not, but if you are not, I won't make fun of you. I guess just try to do something about the weight first and surround yourself with good people. You sound very depressed. GAF is pretty accepting. I'm sure you will feel better about yourself if you try to work on losing weight. As far as the family shit, maybe try to be a little more indepedent? Do you have a job? Can you afford to move out and get your own place?
BakedPigeon
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Holy fuck this guy needs to get some help, fast.
CrushDance
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This guys sex wasn't "sex" from the very beginning, it's been pretty clear that he's got a lot of traumatic issues to contend with. Your friends girl? Her crying? being way overweight? etc. I understand the humor in that he had sex and find it funny myself, But lets not act like he's done better just because he stuck his dick in some girl.BamYouHaveAids said:
brianjones
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dschalter said:
uh.. do you have something to confess?
heliosRAzi
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Hey, at least he got his dick wetCrushDance said:
:lol
TheKingsCrown
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Perfect. That was my reaction to the pic too. :lol :lolronito said:
Yup. Plus he hasn't said if he had that weight back then, just a long time after his dad passed is when he gained all that weight. Also seeing someone shot in the head at 13 could be a bit jarring.CrushDance said:
OP needs to find the root of this trauma and start from there. Weight and whatnot can be contended with as you go, or later.
Otrebor Nightmarecoat
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CrushDance said:
I was not that overweight when I got my dick wet. To be fair to all of virgin gaf, its best you have a good experience when the time comes than just rush it like I did.
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