#18 Lifeforce (18th October)
Oh Mathilda May, you so nude.
This film makes the most of having a lady willing to act naked in practically every scene. But there is a point to this because you see she is a SPACE VAMPIRE so naturally needs to bang her femininity across the skulls of her victims like a crowbar. This is achieved by full frontal nudity. It works! (Weirdly there are shots where her naughty bits are tastefully obscured by pipes, or window frames, then in the next scene everything is on display again.)
The SPACE VAMPIRE imagery in Lifeforce is just as subtle, with the docking bay doors on the shuttle Churchill being coffin-shaped, and the aliens being SPACE BATS and the ship having batwing-like structures. This shouldn't be surprising as it's based off a novel called The Space Vampires, and I forgive it as Tobe Hooper was probably going for a B-Movie feel. It certainly seems that way, almost like a Hammer production.
So what happens? Well, a joint British-American space mission is going ahead to observe Halley's Comet (I think this was set in 1986) and they discover a 150 mile long spaceship in it's tail. An investigation reveals SPACE BATS and three naturists, two male and one female. Obviously they have to be brought back to Earth, so they loot the nudies. Not long after, contact is lost with the Churchill and the shuttle Colombia is launched to investigate. They find there's been a fire, an escape pod missing and all the crew are charred, but the birthday suited samples are fine. Instead of putting two and two together, they bring them to Earth.
Lots of zany naked hi-jinks ensue, including Space Girl sucking the life (literally) out of the guard, his desiccated husk returning to life two hours later to suck the life (literally) out of the coroner, and it all snowballs from there. Colin Caine of the SAS is sent to investigate, and soon the missing shuttle escape pod shows up in Texas with Col. Tom Carlson in it, who very quickly appears in London to assist.
Can they stop the SPACE VAMPIRES from destroying civilisation as we know it? Hey isn't that Patrick Stewart? Oh look at those tits! Why are the vampires victims more like regular zombies in the second half than the husks of the first?
I quite like Lifeforce, not because of the norks, but because it's just so silly, and there are some jumpy moments in it too - not a lot, but there there. The monster make up and effects are very well done too. Not so much the second half where I think it just wouldn't have been practical to make so many animatronics, and the Patrick Stewart dummy looked like it was from Thunderbirds. But there's still a lot to love. *Googles Mathilda May*
7 Perfectly formed breasts out of 10