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Bioshock "Exclusive Review" IGN edition - A lot of annoyed journos (Ironcreed wow).

Sissel

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geoff's my dawg but this is one of the funniest posts I've seen
 

CamHostage

Member
I sometimes wonder if game reviews were better before the internet, when we all had to buy game magazines to read them. At least these writers would have other sources of income instead of now where they really do need to get money from somewhere other than their customers' page views (which pay cents, literally. Ouch.)

They weren't. Magazines paid little better than websites, maybe the freelance was better (any pay is better than "free") but I don't think the Andy Eddies of the world lived any happier in the SNES or N64 or Wii eras. And even though there were times where ad revenue ran fat, competition and an immature market meant plenty of garbage ad space (flip to the back of pages of your old GameFans and laugh.) Reviewers don't do it much for the money...

Every reviewer thinks they are a goddamn celebrity and think they some how matter in the gaming lexicon

If someone on the twittersphere says so and so review was shit/moneyhatted, you see the reviewer come running to reply and take up the shield

...yeah, they do it for that. Times have changed, but even now many of these guys got into writing about games because they were blogging or running fansites for free before somebody hired them.

With the internet this approach is practically impossible now; if you sell a review it will just get copy-pasted everywhere. So yeah, I don't think moneyhats are going away anytime soon; it's the nature of the business now, and these guys gotta eat.

Oh guy, you seriously believe in the literal moneyhat? It's a myth, there's no real system of payola. (I'm not saying it's impossible that it's ever happened, but we're talking snipe-hunt, not fish-in-a-barrel.) Realistically, there's not even that clear a connection between Sales and Editorial (the only people I know who ever touched both an ad dollar and a typewriter were running fansites or smaller zines, in a pro site or magazine you have people bringing in the ads and you irregularly know about those deals until the ink is dry.) "Moneyhat" is A) just a joke and a meme, but B) a larger concept of the trail of cash between publishers and media outlets and the question of if that trail is crossed by those who should stay away from it.

If you believe in moneyhats, go write a review. Here's what you'll get paid: a flat fee. But what if my article goes viral? You get the same flat fee. But what if there's a big advertising campaign tied to that game? You get the same flat fee. Reviewers work on flat fees and salaries, they don't work on commission. They care about hits only because A) it helps them stay in the job or get another job if a work does well, a B) and C) and D) it strokes their ego's cock to get a huge readership on an article. Nobody's getting rich writing about game reviews. You know Greg Miller and Jeff Gerstmann and N'Gai Croal because you've seen their work, but don't confuse yourself that they're rich because they're famous.
 

Speevy

Banned
I can't ever tell what's happening in these threads.

It's usually some fake journalists taking jabs at other fake journalists, right?
 

Into

Member
Gamers have been conditioned to rarely ever take early reviews seriously, everyone knows that they are typically much higher than the reviews that come out later on

I expect sentences such as "ending this generation with a bang!", "swansong of current gen", "we started with a masterpiece in BioShock, we are ending it with a masterpiece with Infinite" and "BioShock deserves Infinite out of 10!" and other such hyperbolic statements that are more the works of a marketing department than some guy sitting down and reviewing a game.

Though i suppose it will work, i cannot wait for this review, but not for the reasons IGN thinks, i just wanna read it now
 
Gamers have been conditioned to rarely ever take early reviews seriously, everyone knows that they are typically much higher than the reviews that come out later on

I expect sentences such as "ending this generation with a bang!", "swansong of current gen", "we started with a masterpiece in BioShock, we are ending it with a masterpiece with Infinite" and "BioShock deserves Infinite out of 10!" and other such hyperbolic statements that are more the works of a marketing department than some guy sitting down and reviewing a game.

Though i suppose it will work, i cannot wait for this review, but not for the reasons IGN thinks, i just wanna read it now

Oscar worthy script....
 
One day someone from the gaming industry or surrounding industry will write up a detailed article on how sick the world of gaming journalism is from witnessing specific events first hand. One day we'll get juicy details from future events like the Call of Duty review summits or the like...just carefully waiting.
 
One day someone from the gaming industry or surrounding industry will write up a detailed article on how sick the world of gaming journalism is from witnessing specific events first hand. One day we'll get juicy details from future events like the Call of Duty review summits or the like...just carefully waiting.

Considering the same shit happens and has been happening for years in the music and movie industries I hope you don't hold your breath.
 

Jharp

Member
There's a Rebel FM somewhere in the first half of 2012 where Gies bitched about Polygon not being able to access Diablo 3 before release in order to get the review up in time. If I remember correctly, this was Blizzard's policy for everyone who reviewed the game, so he was essentially suggesting and subsequently bitching that he and all his cronies would be forced to play the game in the same manner as the rest of us undesirable plebeian scum.

It was one of my favorite moments in Gies-dom. Really showing his true colors there.
 

excaliburps

Press - MP1st.com
They weren't. Magazines paid little better than websites, maybe the freelance was better (any pay is better than "free") but I don't think the Andy Eddies of the world lived any happier in the SNES or N64 or Wii eras. And even though there were times where ad revenue ran fat, competition and an immature market meant plenty of garbage ad space (flip to the back of pages of your old GameFans and laugh.) Reviewers don't do it much for the money...



...yeah, they do it for that. Times have changed, but even now many of these guys got into writing about games because they were blogging or running fansites for free before somebody hired them.



Oh guy, you seriously believe in the literal moneyhat? It's a myth, there's no real system of payola. (I'm not saying it's impossible that it's ever happened, but we're talking snipe-hunt, not fish-in-a-barrel.) Realistically, there's not even that clear a connection between Sales and Editorial (the only people I know who ever touched both an ad dollar and a typewriter were running fansites or smaller zines, in a pro site or magazine you have people bringing in the ads and you irregularly know about those deals until the ink is dry.) "Moneyhat" is A) just a joke and a meme, but B) a larger concept of the trail of cash between publishers and media outlets and the question of if that trail is crossed by those who should stay away from it.

If you believe in moneyhats, go write a review. Here's what you'll get paid: a flat fee. But what if my article goes viral? You get the same flat fee. But what if there's a big advertising campaign tied to that game? You get the same flat fee. Reviewers work on flat fees and salaries, they don't work on commission. They care about hits only because A) it helps them stay in the job or get another job if a work does well, a B) and C) and D) it strokes their ego's cock to get a huge readership on an article. Nobody's getting rich writing about game reviews. You know Greg Miller and Jeff Gerstmann and N'Gai Croal because you've seen their work, but don't confuse yourself that they're rich because they're famous.

This. Everyone is quick to point out corruption or bribery when it comes to reviews. But I've honestly yet to see it firsthand. I've been writing about games for a living for a few years now, too, and I've yet to be "commissioned" to do any such thing.

It's a standard flat fee (or word count) and that's it.

And also agree with the last statement. Games writers, reviewers, etc. are not rich...and I doubt they (we'll) ever be. It's just the nature of the job. Average pay (or below average) but you get to do what you love.

Not saying this whole exclusive thing is good, mind. I mean, even now, we can already tell IGN will be giving Infinite a least an 8.5...if not a 9 or 9.5 and proclaim it the Best Game of the Year so far.
 

bomma_man

Member
Games criticism will be a joke until the medium is taken seriously by newspapers.

I mean who do people care about: Ebert or Empire?

I admit this analogy doesn't work so well for music, as print criticism seems to be universally crap
 
One group of fake journalists gets exclusive first review to a game, another group of fake journalists publicly and unironically complains about perceived lack of integrity.
 
There's a Rebel FM somewhere in the first half of 2012 where Gies bitched about Polygon not being able to access Diablo 3 before release in order to get the review up in time. If I remember correctly, this was Blizzard's policy for everyone who reviewed the game, so he was essentially suggesting and subsequently bitching that he and all his cronies would be forced to play the game in the same manner as the rest of us undesirable plebeian scum.

It was one of my favorite moments in Gies-dom. Really showing his true colors there.
I don't see anything wrong with this seeing as the point of a review, and his job as a reviewer, is supposed inform the consumer about a potential purchase. The relevance of this information lessens considerably once the product is out already. A similar thread runs at the core of this "controversy" right?
 
I don't see anything wrong with this seeing as the point of a review, and his job as a reviewer, is supposed inform the consumer about a potential purchase. The relevance of this information lessens considerably once the product is out already. A similar thread runs at the core of this "controversy" right?

But then he would be in a position where his review may not reflect the purchase that the consumer made making the review moot, which makes the opinion even less relevant.
 
huh, came into the thread expecting something, but what is there to talk about here? It's IGN and then Keighley, Gies and Sessler as the counter points. Who could take anything these four say seriously? I mean, really. Well known site made up of failed hollywood extras and journos that are effectively just video content presenters get exclusive, people of similar backgrounds get angry they didn't get it? Business as usual.
 

benny_a

extra source of jiggaflops
It was pretty much the consensus in the Doritos thread that the issue wasn't really with Geoff as his usual self as the host of GTTV or the person writing "The final days of" series.

Can we stop ignoring that megathread that had very many good points made?

I laugh at all the jokes and images as well, but when someone makes a serious point that he has no integrity outside of the one event where he went on record to say how it's "good for gamers" that Mountain Dew and Halo partner you have lost me.
That doritos-meme has a live on its own and it's fine to make jokes about it but you can't try to squeeze it back to make some greater non-reasoned point.

Exclusive reviews are not fine, ever. The regular way is that the review will be over-scored compared to the average. Now in the case of this being a big issue in games media, the game will probably be under-scored as to show that "but but we have integrity and stuff" purely because there is now such a focus on the review from IGN for this game and every sentence will be turned around twice.
 
I laugh at all the jokes and images as well, but when someone makes a serious point that he has no integrity outside of the one event where he went on record to say how it's "good for gamers" that Mountain Dew and Halo partner you have lost me.
That doritos-meme has a live on its own and it's fine to make jokes about it but you can't try to squeeze it back to make some greater non-reasoned point.

Well, it's not that he doesn't have *integrity*, it's just that he's complaining about something the site he works for would take in a second. And he's really just a tv presenter. I mean that in a good way, he's a good one, he's good in front of a camera, much better than alot of people in the game industry. But he's not a reviewer, outside of reading a script real well, who cares what he's saying? Yes, it'd be nice if there weren't exclusive reviews. I don't need Geoff, or Arthur Gies to know this. Their POV isn't particularly valuable in the first place (nor is IGN's) so the whole thing is just a bit "sure". People may as well make jokes and have fun if there isn't really something to discuss here.
 

Haunted

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While those tweets read like people in a fucking glass house factory throwing rocks at each other (with the obvious caveat that at least half of them are salty someone else got the exclusive opportunity to suck the publisher's cock for some extra clicks this time around)
- they're all correct. Exclusive reviews are PR garbage and I can't think of one ever scoring low and being critical of the final game, regardless of quality.

Otherwise the outlet in question probably wouldn't have gotten it, d'oh.

edit: that's not to say IGN's 9+ review of Infinite will be incorrect or even be an outlier compared to the later reviews - that's not the point.
 
But then he would be in a position where his review may not reflect the purchase that the consumer made making the review moot, which makes the opinion even less relevant.

You can only ever know that in retrospect though and it only becomes most relevant in unique circumstances like Diablo III and Sim City where the problem isn't so much the game as the surrounding service (forgive the generalisation). But that discussion then becomes a whole other different can of worms that the industry hasn't successfully dealt with yet.
I just don't think it is "entitled" of him to want be able to do what he does with practically every other game he reviews and to also want to do that in the most effective and tried way possible. I don't see any delusions of grandeur and expectation behind it, certainly.
 

Nestunt

Member
Please elucidate me

is there any reason why an outlet would want this type of exclusivity?

unless they give it a crappy score, who on earth will take them seriously?

even if they are (which I always believe by principle, yeah I know...)
 

Jackl

Member
First post and all that jazz.


Many are bitching not for the ethical issues involved rather purely because they didn't get the special treatment. Shoe on the other foot and suddenly it's songs/praises.
 

Acorn

Member
Please elucidate me

is there any reason why an outlet would want this type of exclusivity?

unless they give it a crappy score, who on earth will take them seriously?

even if they are (which I always believe by principle, yeah I know...)

Hits

People taking them seriously is hardly an issue when most people don't take reviewing of videogames that seriously.

Loss to credibility=minimal gain in ad money= high
 

Haunted

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Please elucidate me

is there any reason why an outlet would want this type of exclusivity?

unless they give it a crappy score, who on earth will take them seriously?

even if they are (which I always believe by principle, yeah I know...)
Less distinctive gamers than the people on GAF will flock to the first review.

You will get substantially (and I mean substantially) more hits on your site if you're the only review up on the net, even if it's only for a limited time. Exclusive reviews and reveals are very much sought after among gaming sites, keeping up a facade of credibility doesn't really factor into that.
 

rvy

Banned
Hilarious to watch a bunch of sellouts and corporate shills bitching about exclusivity and integrity. Oh my. It must be opposite day.
 

Sn4ke_911

If I ever post something in Japanese which I don't understand, please BAN me.
So will other salty reviewers now score the game lower to get more clicks?
 

Bedlam

Member
Well, it's not that he doesn't have *integrity*, it's just that he's complaining about something the site he works for would take in a second. And he's really just a tv presenter. I mean that in a good way, he's a good one, he's good in front of a camera, much better than alot of people in the game industry. But he's not a reviewer, outside of reading a script real well, who cares what he's saying? Yes, it'd be nice if there weren't exclusive reviews. I don't need Geoff, or Arthur Gies to know this. Their POV isn't particularly valuable in the first place (nor is IGN's) so the whole thing is just a bit "sure". People may as well make jokes and have fun if there isn't really something to discuss here.
I still don't see the issue here. Geoff is allowed to state his opinion even though he is no reviewer. And he is correct in bascially saying that exclusive news coverage is fine, exclusive reviews, however, are not. There is a huge difference that some people are either unable to see or just unwilling to see so they can continue fooling themselves into thinking that posting idiotic and pointless doritos photoshops serves some kind of cause. Hint: it does not. It distracts from the actual issues.
 

Mario007

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One thing I am very curious about is why is the review copy the 360 version? If you're gonna be giving out a copy for an exclusive first review shouldn't you go with the best possible version of the game, i.e. the PC? Also wasn't the lead platform PS3, which would make reviewing the 360 version all the more odd.
 

Coxy

Member
These comments are made in light of a rabid group of journalists trying to rave against a business model.
Review it, don't review it, I don't care.
This is organized bullying against anyone who deigns to not toe a line about what this group demands reviews be.
 

JAYSIMPLE

Banned
Could this subconsciously effect the other reviewers dun dun dun! how can we take any review of this game seriously!?!

the drama, the intrigue!
 
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