Let's start a barracks pool for who captures the first invader. 5-credit buy-in.
A live specimen would be so helpful for our research...
If we can learn how they think, we can better predict and outsmart them. It's imperitive that you bring it back without damaging the brain, though! No bashing them on the back of the head to knock them out!
A live specimen would be so helpful for our research...
If we can learn how they think, we can better predict and outsmart them. It's imperitive that you bring it back without damaging the brain, though! No bashing them on the back of the head to knock them out!
Oh.
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Do they need to have all their limbs?
Not necessarily. It might do a number on their mental state, which would be fascinating to study.
Not necessarily. It might do a number on their mental state, which would be fascinating to study.
But one would imagine that you'd need a completely intact gray for a baseline at some point, right? I mean, if you can't compare, how do you know that the lack of limbs affects them in any way, as far as their mental state is concerned.
At some point yes, but any specimen is a good specimen as of now so long as the brain is intact. We can run a couple of tests, perform a vivisection or two, scoop out the brain and perform more tests, and THEN we'll need a new one.
Can we......can we eat it afterwards?
Oh come on! You're telling me you don't wanna taste some grilled xeno? I make a mean steak, I bet I could make that xeno taste like porterhouse!
No, man, I don't wanna eat E.T. Who knows where that shit has been?
You put some of my famous Nightmare Sauce™ on it, you won't care where its been. You will, however, care where the nearest bidet is.
Painful surgery or mashed meldtatoes? Your choice. I'm just saying.
Painful surgery or mashed meldtatoes? Your choice. I'm just saying.Yeeaaahh... I'm going to suggest to the chief that, no matter what, NightmareTrigger will not be given mess hall duties. Not even potato peeling. Dude might try to spike them with some MELD appropriated from the labs or something.
I'd like to submit a formal request for you all to kiss my
Well, given HK-47 isn't approved for field operations so far, I think it'll work as an effective mascot.
....fine. But I'm calling the HK-47 Fluffy, and you can't stop me.
I like to live dangerously.
Just to make sure that you have considered the following:
You intend to call a prototype level, independent weapons platform armed with a heavy duty automatic weapon, named after a homicidal and sadistic assassin droid with a perchant to refer to humans and other similar forms of sapient life as "meatbags", Fluffy?
Well YOU'RE in the right outfit then. Welcome to XCOM.I like to live dangerously.
Command,
I'd like to place a formal requisition for a dedicated laboratory space in which to conduct our studies on thelife-forms. While we in the research department appreciate the...enthusiasm...of the troops, it is difficult to maintain a professional environment in their midst. The interns have recently reported one of the men skulking around our storage freezer. I think it best if we remove the temptation for unauthorized uses of specimens.REDACTED
Dr. ProvostZak
Chief Science Officer
I'd like to submit a formal request for you all to kiss myREDACTED
Let's start a barracks pool for who captures the first invader. 5-credit buy-in.
(My) Studies have shown that most Rookies are visual learners.Coolasj19 has some interesting ways to the whole rookie training business. Though it looks like at least one rookie really did take the lesson to heart.
Nerds,Command,
I'd like to place a formal requisition for a dedicated laboratory space in which to conduct our studies on thelife-forms. While we in the research department appreciate the...enthusiasm...of the troops, it is difficult to maintain a professional environment in their midst. The interns have recently reported one of the men skulking around our storage freezer. I think it best if we remove the temptation for unauthorized uses of specimens.REDACTED
Dr. ProvostZak
Chief Science Officer