• Hey, guest user. Hope you're enjoying NeoGAF! Have you considered registering for an account? Come join us and add your take to the daily discourse.

New PS3 model: PlayStation 3 Chocolate [tasty marketing stunt from Sony Italy]

28ispqe.jpg


You won't be able to unsee it.
 

Rolf NB

Member
It's certainly a memorable event by the looks of it.
And intensely stupid. In a stupid way. Not to mention stupid.
Any marketing figurinella who thinks it's a great idea to put people on a stage who smash a bunch of the product you are advertising to pieces, yes, even if in an iconized way, should be dropped down a number of steps on the career ladder, ass first. But hey what do I know. At least the (little) kids look like they had fun.

this.is.la dolce vita or something.
 

D3MO

Banned
I sure hope to god that that is infact CHOCOLATE...and not #2...

And that controller cake looks sick....DO WANT
 

mj1108

Member
The gimped version uses imitation chocolate.

Sony chocolate has 4D taste.

Hershey will bring out chocolate with waggle to compete.
 

Barnolde

Banned
xsarien said:
So...what was the point of this?

SONY COMPUTER ENTERTAINMENT INC.
ANNOUNCES COLLECTIVE WEIGHT OF PS3 FANS NOW EXCEEDS THAT OF XBOX® 360® AND WII®


Perugia, Italy, October 13, 2007 – Today, Sony Computer Entertainment Europe (SCEE) revealed the collective weight of its fans of PLAYSTATION®3 (PS3) computer entertainment system, incorporating the world's most advanced Cell processor with super computer like power has exceeded that of its rivals.

"With events like this, it's nice to know that our fans weigh the most, because being #1 is important nom nom nom" said Sony CEO, Kaz Hirai. He added "It's a great event to fatten up the entire family with our next generation of chocolate entertainment in true HD."

The large number of Wii® fans with diabetes made this event strictly non-Nintendo, though reps were on hand to hand out Wii Fat®[sic] pamphlets for use as napkins. In sadder news, the event was ruined however when a stampede of Xbots® purportedly high on Mountain Dew® ruined the chocolate concoction. There was blood everywhere.

SCEE is expected to release Ratchet & Clank Future Health Problems and Uncharted: Off the Scales for the PLAYSTATION®3 this fall.
 
Barnolde said:
SONY COMPUTER ENTERTAINMENT INC.
ANNOUNCES COLLECTIVE WEIGHT OF PS3 FANS NOW EXCEEDS THAT OF XBOX® 360® AND WII®


Perugia, Italy, October 13, 2007 – Today, Sony Computer Entertainment Europe (SCEE) revealed the collective weight of its fans of PLAYSTATION®3 (PS3) computer entertainment system, incorporating the world's most advanced Cell processor with super computer like power has exceeded that of its rivals.

"With events like this, it's nice to know that our fans weigh the most, because being #1 is important nom nom nom" said Sony CEO, Kaz Hirai. He added "It's a great event to fatten up the entire family with our next generation of chocolate entertainment in true HD."

The event was ruined however when a stampede of Xbots® purportedly high on Mountain Dew® ruined the chocolate concoction. There was blood everywhere.

SCEE is expected to release Ratchet & Clank Future Health Problems and Uncharted: Off the Scales for the PLAYSTATION®3 this fall.

Bravo :lol :lol
 

Loudninja

Member
Barnolde said:
SONY COMPUTER ENTERTAINMENT INC.
ANNOUNCES COLLECTIVE WEIGHT OF PS3 FANS NOW EXCEEDS THAT OF XBOX® 360® AND WII®


Perugia, Italy, October 13, 2007 – Today, Sony Computer Entertainment Europe (SCEE) revealed the collective weight of its fans of PLAYSTATION®3 (PS3) computer entertainment system, incorporating the world's most advanced Cell processor with super computer like power has exceeded that of its rivals.

"With events like this, it's nice to know that our fans weigh the most, because being #1 is important nom nom nom" said Sony CEO, Kaz Hirai. He added "It's a great event to fatten up the entire family with our next generation of chocolate entertainment in true HD."

The event was ruined however when a stampede of Xbots® purportedly high on Mountain Dew® ruined the chocolate concoction. There was blood everywhere.

SCEE is expected to release Ratchet & Clank Future Health Problems and Uncharted: Off the Scales for the PLAYSTATION®3 this fall.

Wii Fit to save the day?
 

twinturbo2

butthurt Heat fan
Barnolde said:
SONY COMPUTER ENTERTAINMENT INC.
ANNOUNCES COLLECTIVE WEIGHT OF PS3 FANS NOW EXCEEDS THAT OF XBOX® 360® AND WII®


Perugia, Italy, October 13, 2007 – Today, Sony Computer Entertainment Europe (SCEE) revealed the collective weight of its fans of PLAYSTATION®3 (PS3) computer entertainment system, incorporating the world's most advanced Cell processor with super computer like power has exceeded that of its rivals.

"With events like this, it's nice to know that our fans weigh the most, because being #1 is important nom nom nom" said Sony CEO, Kaz Hirai. He added "It's a great event to fatten up the entire family with our next generation of chocolate entertainment in true HD."

The large number of Wii® fans with diabetes made this event strictly non-Nintendo. In sadder news, the event was ruined however when a stampede of Xbots® purportedly high on Mountain Dew® ruined the chocolate concoction. There was blood everywhere.

SCEE is expected to release Ratchet & Clank Future Health Problems and Uncharted: Off the Scales for the PLAYSTATION®3 this fall.
Close this thread, the funny can't get any better. :lol
 

pubba

Member
I was going to 'shop Peter Moore's head into the PS3 smashing picture, but then remember he works for EA now..

MS needs another iconic frontman ala J Allard or Peter.. Who do they have these days?
 

methane47

Member
Barnolde said:
SONY COMPUTER ENTERTAINMENT INC.
ANNOUNCES COLLECTIVE WEIGHT OF PS3 FANS NOW EXCEEDS THAT OF XBOX® 360® AND WII®


Perugia, Italy, October 13, 2007 – Today, Sony Computer Entertainment Europe (SCEE) revealed the collective weight of its fans of PLAYSTATION®3 (PS3) computer entertainment system, incorporating the world's most advanced Cell processor with super computer like power has exceeded that of its rivals.

"With events like this, it's nice to know that our fans weigh the most, because being #1 is important nom nom nom" said Sony CEO, Kaz Hirai. He added "It's a great event to fatten up the entire family with our next generation of chocolate entertainment in true HD."

The large number of Wii® fans with diabetes made this event strictly non-Nintendo, though reps were on hand to hand out Wii Fat®[sic] pamphlets for use as napkins. In sadder news, the event was ruined however when a stampede of Xbots® purportedly high on Mountain Dew® ruined the chocolate concoction. There was blood everywhere.

SCEE is expected to release Ratchet & Clank Future Health Problems and Uncharted: Off the Scales for the PLAYSTATION®3 this fall.

Like I said earlier in this thread.... Sony makes it WAYYy to easy for Microsoft and xbots thankgod most of them will stay out of this thread... and never see that picture :lol
 

gbovo

Member
what's so bad about this? It's all in good fun. People get to eat some chocolate, Sony get to market their product, everybody wins.
 

Bulla564

Banned
Someone needs to photoshop Gabe Newell eating a big chunk of a PS3. So much for it being a waste of his time...

Edit: HOLY SHIT.... late
 

tehbear

Member
Bulla564 said:
Someone needs to photoshop Gabe Newell eating a big chunk of a PS3. So much for it being a waste of his time...

Edit: HOLY SHIT.... late

I dunno... banhammer was dropped last time food/eating was photoshopped with Gabe Newell together, I say tread lightly.
 

lynux3

Member
What's so depressing about this? Retarded topic title, FTL.

Those chocolate PS3's look awesome and wow at the amount of chocolate.
 

Jacobi

Banned
Imagine all the choc-cessing power if you'd combine these PS3s... But why were people smashing the PS3Cube?
 
Top Bottom