The story so far:
Xenosaga Episode I: Der Wille zur Macht
Shion Uzuki and her lesbian lovebot KOS-MOS are seperated when the ship they're on is attacked by alien rejects from a C-grade anime. Fortunately, they're reunited when a ship called the Elsa picks them both up. They quickly find that they had more dire things to worry about than mere aliens - like having to deal with a jailbait lolita robot and a shouta Neo wannabe on the same ship! To make matters worse, there is a teenager with a god-complex on board who seems to have taken a liking to KOS-MOS?
Before Shion breaks her head over such complex relationship issues, everyone jacks into the Matrix to visit an abandoned mall and an old church. Enlightened by such wonders of the virtual world, they gain the power to challenge Albedo, Neo's ex-boyfriend who wishes to destroy the world so they can be together again. Albedo is sicker than they though, and he even captures the loli android MOMO and touches her most sensitive regions! After they find the weak point of the giant enemy base and deal massive damage to it, two excellent vocal songs play. As the music plays, KOS-MOS grows wings and all parties involved land safely on another boring planet.
Xenosaga Episode II: Jenseits von Gut und Bose
After their arrival on the boring planet Miltia-2, the party goes shopping while Shion catches up with her older bother Jin
. Soon giant robots attack and MOMO shows she can drive really fast. Unfortunately they crash and end up fighting more robots. Deciding that this isn't the best place for them to stay, they jack into the Matrix again, but this time Albedo is waiting and attempts to molest MOMO again! Suddenly, MOMO begins to experience feelings deep inside her that she had never experienced before, and turns Albedo into a god amongst lolicons.
After this tragic defeat, the party goes all religious and destroys the order of the intergalactic church to power up. They pilot giant robots that move slower than humans and destroy several holy grounds before killing the Space Pope himself. With their lust for power satisfied, they challenge Albedo again. This time they find him naked and surrounded by the angels of fallen lolis, truly a god among lolicons but still he is no match for the most cliched anime party ever. They destroy him, and everyone happily goes home while the bad guys in really cool giant robots talk about stuff no one understands...
And now...
Xenosaga Episode III: Also Sprach Zarathustra
Release date: 6th July 2006
CERO rating: C
Why the game might not suck like the previous ones:
- Short loading times
- Generic but fast and easy battle system
- Cooler robots
- More cutscenes
- The database is back
- There will be an ending
Okay guys, it's almost over for everyone who plays the JP versions! This is the week of the end of all suffering! Xenosaga will come to a climax at last and we will be liberated from the chains of mediocrity at last! Will the journey end on a high note? Or will it be just another chapter in disappointment? Does anyone really care anymore? Is MOMO finally legal? Will Shion be able to let go of the memories of awesome sex with Kevin to embrace lesbian android love with KOS-MOS? All these and more shocking revelations will be upon us in mere days! Meanwhile enjoy these great wallpapers courtesy of Gpara.
Xenosaga Episode I: Der Wille zur Macht
Shion Uzuki and her lesbian lovebot KOS-MOS are seperated when the ship they're on is attacked by alien rejects from a C-grade anime. Fortunately, they're reunited when a ship called the Elsa picks them both up. They quickly find that they had more dire things to worry about than mere aliens - like having to deal with a jailbait lolita robot and a shouta Neo wannabe on the same ship! To make matters worse, there is a teenager with a god-complex on board who seems to have taken a liking to KOS-MOS?
Before Shion breaks her head over such complex relationship issues, everyone jacks into the Matrix to visit an abandoned mall and an old church. Enlightened by such wonders of the virtual world, they gain the power to challenge Albedo, Neo's ex-boyfriend who wishes to destroy the world so they can be together again. Albedo is sicker than they though, and he even captures the loli android MOMO and touches her most sensitive regions! After they find the weak point of the giant enemy base and deal massive damage to it, two excellent vocal songs play. As the music plays, KOS-MOS grows wings and all parties involved land safely on another boring planet.
Xenosaga Episode II: Jenseits von Gut und Bose
After their arrival on the boring planet Miltia-2, the party goes shopping while Shion catches up with her older bother Jin
I mean Citan
After this tragic defeat, the party goes all religious and destroys the order of the intergalactic church to power up. They pilot giant robots that move slower than humans and destroy several holy grounds before killing the Space Pope himself. With their lust for power satisfied, they challenge Albedo again. This time they find him naked and surrounded by the angels of fallen lolis, truly a god among lolicons but still he is no match for the most cliched anime party ever. They destroy him, and everyone happily goes home while the bad guys in really cool giant robots talk about stuff no one understands...
And now...
Xenosaga Episode III: Also Sprach Zarathustra
Release date: 6th July 2006
CERO rating: C
Why the game might not suck like the previous ones:
- Short loading times
- Generic but fast and easy battle system
- Cooler robots
- More cutscenes
- The database is back
- There will be an ending
Okay guys, it's almost over for everyone who plays the JP versions! This is the week of the end of all suffering! Xenosaga will come to a climax at last and we will be liberated from the chains of mediocrity at last! Will the journey end on a high note? Or will it be just another chapter in disappointment? Does anyone really care anymore? Is MOMO finally legal? Will Shion be able to let go of the memories of awesome sex with Kevin to embrace lesbian android love with KOS-MOS? All these and more shocking revelations will be upon us in mere days! Meanwhile enjoy these great wallpapers courtesy of Gpara.
