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Coworker watching porn

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So it's the afternoon. I'm in work, on the toilet doing my business. There's someone in the stall next to me. Suddenly I hear a sound from the next stall. And not the funny kind like a fart or a sploosh.

I mean, I know the sound of a woman moaning. I hear a moan and then him furiously tapping what I can only assume is the volume button on a phone and then dead silence. I washed my hands and left. When I was back at my desk, Two of my colleagues walked back into the office, I gave em both the stink eye. One of them knows I know, and the other probably thinks I'm just a dick.

Society has made it okay to poo within feet of other people, I'm not entirely comfortable shitting next to someone, but I get on with it.

But someone watching porn or even pulling the guts off themselves within feet of me is just wrong. People really can't wait to go home to watch some porn?

Cmon man.
 

Podge293

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I thought it was gonna be at a desk or something.

It's not like he whipped it out in front of you.

People get urges. Maybe he has a super high sex drive and doesn't wanna be walking around hard for hours.
 
Might have just left a porn vid open from earlier in his browser or something. Then he opened it while on his phone in the toilet. I work in schools and this time of year students are returning their take-home devices (mostly iPads) and you wouldn't believe the amount who leave porn open in their browsers.
 
Keep in mind, just because you heard a porn noise that he tried to cover up, doesn't mean he was masturbating. Maybe his buddy linked him to something NSFW. Maybe he was browsing Instagram and a video game up that happened to have loud porn moaning in it. It's sort of an obnoxious meme going around these days on IG.
 

n0razi

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Hey at least he had the courtesy to do it in the restroom.... Ive caught people at desk and the public library (next to kids)
 
Actually, isn't it totally possible that if he was caught off-guard by the noise, he was watching Netflix or a Youtube video and was surprised by a sex scene?
 

Bold One

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I mean there are people on GAF who watch porn in the same room with their sister
WHAT?!

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FlyinJ

Douchebag. Yes, me.
Wait what did the two guys coming into the bathroom when you were leaving have to do with anything? Why were you mad at them?

Were they coming in to get into the stall with the other guy to watch porn with him?
 

Takuan

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Dude is maximizing his bathroom breaks, emptying balls and bowels in one fell swoop. Very efficient, deserves a raise.
 

Alexlf

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...

Two of my colleagues walked in immediately afterwards and I gave em both the stink eye. One of them knows I know, and the other probably thinks I'm just a dick.

...

This is where you screwed up. You should have bided your time and gotten evidence of what they were doing, then you have something to use to sabotage their career/use as blackmail against them in an emergency.
 
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