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Makonero · Feb 13, 2017

I was just playing Haiku Hero and I realized that it would be a nice way to relieve stress if we all wrote poetry together. Haiku should have a structure of 5 syllables, then 7, then 5. After that debate about Charles, I leave it up to the individual to argue their syllable count. If you can make your haiku GAF related, then do so!

I'll start:

games are what we play
in between long sessions of
browsing neogaf

All Possible Ways · Feb 13, 2017

You take care
Leaving your headphones on
For green is noises

AlexMogil · Feb 13, 2017

I know this one guy
He used to play basketball
His name is Charles

Elitist1945 · Feb 13, 2017

My name is Charles
My name has two syllables
My name is Charles

Wow I admittedly only read the title so now I look like an idiot.

I did not read title
I look like an idiot
I did not read title

Boy Wander · Feb 13, 2017

Reading Neogaf
when we should all be working
that's the daily grind

George Oscar Bluth II · Feb 13, 2017

Me and this fat kid
We ran we ate and read books
And it was the best.

Ruruja · Feb 13, 2017

Is it just me or
Am I the only one who
Misses PSAs

shiftplusone · Feb 13, 2017

I wanted dinner
thirty dollar Italian
gonna brag on gaf

mike6467 · Feb 13, 2017

Charles Charles Charles Charles Charles
Mystery and confusion
Can we truly know

Non Charles related:

We are Trumps land now
Numerous and countless gaffes
Our country is fucked

March of the Crabs · Feb 13, 2017

I don't understand
Most of the joke posts on here
I am out of touch

Linkark07 · Feb 13, 2017

There was a dude
who quit his job as accountant
after two and a half hours.

AlexMogil · Feb 13, 2017

Time is a straight line
All who post on NeoGAF
End up being banned

Fraeon · Feb 13, 2017

I posted a thread
'bout shit I really made up
time to ly dow now

AlexMogil · Feb 13, 2017

Remember that time
That guy said behuhuhu
Jesus that was dumb

Peltz · Feb 13, 2017

I joined NeoGaf
Waited for activation
I got permabanned

Kremzeek · Feb 13, 2017

My Pro is ready
For Horizon Zero Dawn.
4K eyegasm!

Professor Beef · Feb 13, 2017

Peltz said:
Joined NeoGaf
Waited for activation
Got permabanned

First line is not 5
It's snowing in Mt. Fuji
Please learn to haiku

zeemumu · Feb 13, 2017

Hiya NeoGAF
SO is seeing someone
Am I in the wrong?

Oare · Feb 13, 2017

Charles Charles Charles Charles Charles
O, you, Charuruzu, you
O Charles Charles

Edit:
Beaten with a stick
Here I stand forever mauled
Red like a plum tree

Peltz · Feb 13, 2017

Professor Beef said:
First line is not 5
It's snowing in Mt. Fuji
Please learn to haiku

Thanks, I corrected it.

Palmer_v1 · Feb 13, 2017

Terrible Idea.
GAF isn't that creative.
Post hot girls instead.

Charles like marbles
Two syllables you damn fools
But call me Charlie

Username1198 · Feb 13, 2017

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Bruh, What the fuck is a haiku ?

Boy Wander · Feb 13, 2017

Professor Beef said:
First line is not 5
It's snowing in Mt. Fuji
Please learn to haiku

It is Ne-O-Gaf
That comes to five syl-la-bles
Please learn to read, son

Thelonelykoopa · Feb 13, 2017

Professor Beef said:
First line is not 5
It's snowing in Mt. Fuji
Please learn to haiku

But do you not see
If you seperate the ed
The first line read five

blame space · Feb 13, 2017

so many haters
even the mods want me dead
please pray for blame space

dh4niel · Feb 13, 2017

Cannibals are people too
Just like you and me
Sit next to them on the bus

Parahan · Feb 13, 2017

When life's confusing
I sit down to meditate
Mindfulness clears thoughts

Palmer_v1 · Feb 13, 2017

blame space said:
so many haters
even the mods want me dead
please pray for blame space

I voted Timedog
Election was total sham
Show me the receipts

ArgyleReptile · Feb 13, 2017

I know of Beyblade
There was cursing and blood
Bladers reunite

Boy Wander · Feb 13, 2017

Boy Wander said:
It is Ne-O-Gaf
That comes to five syl-la-bles
Please learn to read, son

It is join-ed too
(that should cover my error)
hope no-one noticed.

Kremzeek · Feb 13, 2017

The Switch is sold out.
You don't need one anyway.
Don't feed the scalpers.

AlexMogil · Feb 13, 2017

Here's five syllables
This is seven syllables
Five syllables now!

NES Classic
Can't buy it in stores at all
Shit! Look at eBay

After all this time
I've figured it out at last
Nintendo hates you

Oare · Feb 13, 2017

Boy Wander said:
It is Ne-O-Gaf
That comes to five syl-la-bles
Please learn to read, son

Pronunciation
Is dreaful and full of traps
Fuck, I need kigo

krae_man · Feb 13, 2017

How much do I tip
The doctor after shooting
Myself in the foot?

Thelonelykoopa · Feb 13, 2017

Born into a pack
Time to leave them all behind
I'm my own master

AlexMogil · Feb 13, 2017

Blood comes from my dick
What should I do now? I know!
Post on NeoGAF.

I keep getting ads
When I surf on my mobile.
What does that pill do?

I surf GAF at work
How does that get past my boss?
I run the filter.

I prayed for blame space
I don't think it really worked
God speed blue turtle

I'm low on ideas
Running out of syllables
Just need one more: fart

Plum · Feb 13, 2017

3 times ten dollars
NeoGAF can suck my dick
Italian FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOd

Mexen · Feb 13, 2017

What is the "Neo"?
Do not dodge my enquiry
For you are no Neo.

Wag · Feb 13, 2017

Pain in testicles,
I've waited three weeks
I'm already dead?

TissueBox · Feb 13, 2017

Sis sleeps, I watch porn
We share the same room for now
Shit she heard it all

Makonero · Feb 13, 2017

lo, let me tell you
a story of the space moors
and time cubes and slaves

there was a poster
who told us that slave ships were
lies to keep us down

not connotation,
but denotation he said,
black truly meant white

Lionel Mandrake
tells the whole story better
you should read it here

shnurgleton · Feb 13, 2017

I could be working
Instead I'm on the Neo
Thor 2: The Dark World

Professor Beef · Feb 13, 2017

I like the Game Grumps
It's snowing on Mt. Fuji
Hi there NeoGAF

John Kowalski · Feb 13, 2017

I don't know i don't think this is working out.

Apdiddy · Feb 13, 2017

Shinobi is not Wayne Kramer
But he posts deals on Twitter
I'm so excited to read them

Undefined · Feb 13, 2017

NeoGAF is full of men and women and they are all having sex

Oare · Feb 13, 2017

krae_man said:
How much do I tip
The doctor after shooting
Myself in the foot?

Thanksgiving is near
You don't need to care about
Honor or shame, bro

munchie64 · Feb 13, 2017

The natives were black
There was no slavery here
The ledgers don't count

The Pentagon proved
God was real in '09
Wait 'till it's deployed

Mexen · Feb 13, 2017

How do we speak, GAF?
Well, only one true answer...
We speak as follows

Khrae · Feb 13, 2017

Alternative Fact
this winter you believe that
this haiku is best

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