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[Makonero]

GAF has its own speech
I know, I am an expert
lol7

 

[Brakke]

No more tipping threads
Please no more please oh please oh god
No more tipping threads

 

[Toa TAK]

Charles like marbles
Two syllables you damn fools
But call me Charlie

Specifically
Asked people not to write these
Who claim "Charles" has two

 

[Ziltoidia 9]

Thirty Dollar meal
I'm eating Italian
Foo ooo ooo ooo oood

 

[WhateverItTakes]

Roman Reigns wins
While your favourite only jobs
Cesaro should leave

 

[Makonero]

Fox. Fox. No items.
On final destination.
True Smash Bros fans know.

 

[Wag]

I have a feeling,
From reading the posts in here
Some don't know haikus

 

[Palmer_v1]

I have a feeling,
From reading the posts in here
Some don't know haikus

Five five five five five
Seven seven seven sev-
en five five five five

 

[davidwhangchoi]

play yakuza 0
really play yakuza 0
play yakuza 0

 

[SargerusBR]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Omae wa mo shindeiru

 

[Luminaire]

Check out Mobile Strike.
I met this cool girl on there.
Should I tell my wife?

 

[RoyaleDuke]

Eagerly typing writing of the future
My Novel Nears Completion
My Heart soars

 

[supernormal]

I open a thread
Right before I go to bed
You're already dead

 

[itwasTuesday]

I do not feel good
does this look infected, gaf?
go to a doctor

 

[Makonero]

I have a problem
With my relationship, Gaf
"Dump her, hit the gym."

 

[TheSaddestSort]

GAF what do I do?
I'm in a burning building
Please respond quickly.

 

[Parahan]

play yakuza 0
really play yakuza 0
play yakuza 0

You love Yakuza
Profile pic shows true fandom,
But haiku it ain't

 

[davidwhangchoi]

You love Yakuza
Profile pic shows true fandom,
But haiku it ain't

it's Yakuza 0
same as hawaii five 0
pronounce zero "oh"

 

[Makonero]

"I hate all zeldas"
"All Zelda games are the best"
This is

 

[Qasiel]

Scum and villainy.
Is there a more wretched hive?
Yes: Confessember

 

[Parahan]

GAF what do I do?
I'm in a burning building
Please respond quickly.

You stay still and calm
Keep posting on GAF and chill
Best advice we give

 

[The Ummah]

Hey foxy lady,
Let me see how you look with
this shoe on your head...

 

[Makonero]

Gaf I can't ask a
Girl out, what if she says no?
Sharp knees anyways.

 

[NotDreamcast]

There was a noodle
It was not a real noodle
But an impasta

---

Loneliness is fine
Just try air conditioning
You will have some fans

---

A green tree speaks lies
The tree cannot socialize
No one be-leafs it

---

I am out of puns
Like the woolliest of sheep
I bid baaa-bye now

 

[Patrick S.]

Shitpost about Switch
Had got me banned for two weeks
But now I'm unbanned

 

[Qasiel]

Quite an old contest
Timedog against a Turtle
I voted blame space

---

Really thirsty dudes
They want the sticky fingers
Come back, Cumfessor

---

Nice gaming setups
I wish I could afford one
"Rare Sux" on my wall

 

[Parahan]

play yakuza 0
really play yakuza 0
play yakuza 0

it's Yakuza 0
same as hawaii five 0
pronounce zero "oh"

Look close david-san
Second line doth overflow
by one syllable

 

[ExcelTronic]

in Castlevania
I am dying and whip stone
then find a pork chop

--------------------------

I hear McCree say
"It's high noon" we run back
he was behind us

--------------------------

In an Autumn night
the winds carry a breeze
somber trees flutter

--------------------------

I type out some code
public static void int Main
I don't know what do

 

[Qasiel]

It Follows was trash.
No more recommendations.
You lied to me, GAF.

 

[B-B-Bomba!]

Arrive in darkness
Remove sleeve and pierce lid
Does it fuck serve two

 

[darklin0]

It is two A.M.
Dang, why am I still awake?
That's right, GAF is life.

 

[Muffin1611]

I was lurking GAF
But now I am a junior
How did I get here?

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

Xbox 360
SEGA Dreamcast, PlayStation
Nintendo GameCube

 

[Nightbird]

I do like NeoGaf
But geez, for the love of God,
please stop with Thor 2

 

[DukeLongfellow]

I am lurking here
When I should be studying
To be more useful

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

Look close david-san
Second line doth overflow
by one syllable

If you pronounce it
as the GAFer intended
it comes out ok.

 

[darklin0]

I do like NeoGaf
But geez, for the love of God,
please stop with Thor 2

Thor 2 is life, guy!
Thor 2 is GAF, don't hate bro.
Thor 2 forever.

 

[Fliesen]

PewDiePie is dumb.
made them write "Death to all jews".
a "maker" no more.

 

[Android18a]

Post real photos in
the monthly game pickup thread
or you will be sad

 

[Makonero]

Thor 2 is life, guy!
Thor 2 is GAF, don't hate bro.
Thor 2 forever.

the movie is not called
thor 2, you degenerates!
just thor: the dark world

 

[Diprosalic]

Charles Charles Charles Charles Charles
Charles Charles Charles Charles Charles Charles Charles
Charles Charles Charles Charles Charles

 

[Ray Wonder]

Charles and Ja Rule
Both contain two syllables
Linguistic's suck butt

 

[phanphare]

new game coming out
the review thread will be fun
80 meta? meh

 

[UncleSporky]

I'm tired of this thread of haikus.
I know I'll be met with some "boos."
But regardless, that said,
I'll write lim'ricks instead,
to escape all those threads with fake news.

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

I'm tired of haikus.
Will write limericks instead,
to escape fake news.

FTFY

 

[Stinkles]

Your posts
Like winter bridges
Slippery chill rhetoric
Hiding troll

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

Your posts like winter
bridges - Slippery chill rhet-
oric Hiding troll

You're getting there!

 

[Double D]

A Polish carwash?
I guess I should go ly dow
Time for green noises

 

[Nightbird]

A Polish carwash?
I guess I should go ly dow
Time for green noises

But you need to eat.
Want some Italian meal?
Just for 30 bucks

 

[Makonero]

got some work to do
maybe i'll just look at gaf first
then seven hours pass