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[Toa TAK]

Charles Charles Charles Charles Charles
Charles Charles Charles Charles Charles Charles Charles
Charles Charles Charles Charles Charles

Now this haiku is
beautiful and should be
framed with shiny gold

 

[Stinkles]

You're getting there!

No! Haikus are also graphical which is lost in English. I refuse to conform to that visual layout.

 

[Makonero]

Now this haiku is
beautiful and should be
framed with shiny gold

why does the second
line of your haiku only
have six syllables?

 

[Toa TAK]

why does the second
line of your haiku only
have six syllables?

I am merely here
To test the haiku writers
Who say Charles has two

 

[UncleSporky]

Now this haiku is
beautiful and should be
framed with shiny gold

In my opinion
that haiku should rather be
framed with blue and black

 

[mike6467]

Furloughed with much time
I post constantly on GAF
Money please return

Yakuza Zero
Hostesses and violence
Give me a purpose

 

[UncleSporky]

Somebody once told
me the world is gonna roll
me I ain't the sharp

est tool in the shed
she was looking kind of dumb
with her finger and

her thumb in the shape
of an "L" on her forehead
Well the years start come

ing and they don't stop
coming fed to the rules and
I hit the ground run

ing didn't make sense
not to live for fun your brain
gets smart but your head

gets dumb so much to
do, so much to see so what's
wrong with taking the

back streets? You'll never
know if you don't go you'll nev
er shine if you don't

glow hey now, you're an
all-star, get your game on, go
play hey now, you're a

rock star, get the show
on, get paid and all that glit
ters is gold only

shooting stars break the
mow-oo-ow-oo-ow-oo-ow
oo-ow-oo-ow-old

 

[Croyles]

Another weird thread
Nailed coffin in the first post
Bans hail from above

Nioh on PC?
Port begging is frowned upon
Moving on with life

 

[Megalosaro]

Trump owns off topic
So many threads about him
When will it all end?

 

[shinywheels]

Curry for dinner
Hit by second wave at school
My apologies

 

[Makonero]

I am not that shocked
that apparently mold has
twelve syllables now

 

[UncleSporky]

Visit bit-dot-ly
slash-two-l (not I)-L-z
b-five-W

 

[phanphare]

pineapple pizza
a delicacy for all
NeoGAF approves

 

[Croyles]

Bursting through the doors
Clerk and Dr point to room
Tears hidden from me

 

[Seiryoden]

Burning sensation
Neogaf's diagnosis
You're already dead

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

No! Haikus are also graphical which is lost in English. I refuse to conform to that visual layout.

Actually it's a great
Haiku!
You should be proud of it
for sure

 

[hydrophilic attack]

your console is shit
your favourite game is shit
neogaf.gif

 

[blame space]

🤔 pronouncing"."

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

GAF's my go-to site
except when it is launching
hentai popup ads.

 

[Frodo]

GAF, why won't Zeus die?
I've long been pressing circle
Copy is glitched

 

[Makonero]

GAF's my go-to site
except when it is launching
hentai popup ads.

often neogaf
ads display material
that reveal our sins

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

Visit bit-dot-ly
slash-two-l (not I)-L-z
b-five-W

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

often neogaf
ads display material
that reveal our sins

Disabling cookies,
as reflected in my tag,
puts a stop to this.

 

[Croyles]

For the greater good
Before Sanford fails it's prize
Those crusty jugglers

 

[adj_noun]

The Footfalls of the Beast Draw Near

or

Social Media, Abridged

Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump

Trump Trump, Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump

Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump

 

[Makonero]

The Footfalls of the Beast Draw Near

or

Social Media, Abridged

Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump

Trump Trump, Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump

Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump

there is already
enough of this monster here
Gaf, can we please not?

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

Both for gaming tips
and discussions on hygiene,
GAF enlightens us.

 

[adj_noun]

there is already
enough of this monster here
Gaf, can we please not?

Big Brother's Retort

or

My Finger Slipped

I'll fight you in Smash
But I'll reset the console
If you start winning

 

[rec0ded1]

I am filled with dread
An orange man rules the land
We're already dead

 

[Makonero]

Big Brother's Retort

or

My Finger Slipped

I'll fight you in Smash
But I'll reset the console
If you start winning

fox only, no items, final destination

totally okay,
i'll just throw the controller
into your tv

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

got some work to do
maybe i'll just look at gaf first
then seven hours pass

In my twilight years
when they ask: "Was life well spent?"
GAF will have my back.

 

[Royal_Phalanx]

I made this up on the fly
This haiku is crappy
The world is fucked
In the small hands
Of an orange man

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

I made this up on the fly
This haiku is crappy
The world is fucked
In the small hands
Of an orange man

In a post-truth world
even Haiku incorrect
yet nobody cares

 

[Makonero]

In a post-truth world
even Haiku incorrect
yet nobody cares

counting is for morons
like failing new york times and CNN
SAD

 

[Stinkles]

There once was an ursine from Edo
I think you all know what happened.

 

[hydrophilic attack]

There once was an urs-
ine from Edo I
think you all know what happened.

the number is right
but distribution is off
maybe next decade

 

[RetroMG]

Sup. GAF Mafia.
Make new friends and then kill them.
Great community.

(Plugging my favorite GAF community.)

 

[Qasiel]

"Post an image..." thread
Gaf posts without description
This is annoying

 

[akumu]

Weekend is coming
Cannot wait to partake in
Yakuza 0