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Stunning impending ownage . . . I'm so screwed.

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FlyinJ

Douchebag. Yes, me.
aztrex said:
So my girlfriend messages me on MSN from school, and apparently doesn't get my first greeting message. I always send her 'YOU!' as kinda a nice little greeting. I've always done it.
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Judging by her picture, she won't be that shocked.
 
A

alr1ght

bish gets all the credit :)
np53kn.gif
 
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chubigans

y'all should be ashamed
Ugh, this is so easy to get out of.

When you talk to her next, say, "Well?"
"well what?"
"not even one question?"
"what?"
"look at that pic I sent you. You don't notice anything?"
"uh..."
"bwahaha, I was wondering if you noticed it. Just jokin'."
 
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JayDubya

Banned
Initial response: that picture of you isn't THAT bad I'm not sure what you're worried abo...

And then: HOLY FUCK.

And then: this is fake, isn't it?

And then: Hrm, are you sure you weren't into that whole gay thing?

And then: total skepticism. Now I just think you like to post fake stories to get attention.
 
D

demon

I don't mean to alarm you but you have dogs on your face
just tell her you purposely made the folder and opened it as a joke. problem solved.
 
I_D

I_D

Member
I gotta say... that's one of the funniest things I've seen in ages.


Anywho, I wouldn't mention it unless she brings it up.
Chances are she'll be too focused on the conversation to notice.


If she does though, just say you're setting up a joke for one of your friends or something.
 
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newsguy

Member
I never thought anything would ever top "I wiped myself with the napkin, and thanked him for the hospitality." But this... this is fucking platinum.
 
davepoobond

davepoobond

you can't put a price on sparks
....


what?






:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
 
A

alr1ght

bish gets all the credit :)
someone on gaf will just message her your gay escapades thread. Then tranny porn won't seem so bad. (?, maybe).
 
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Bogus

Member
aztrex said:
. . .


why would i go to all this trouble to fake it. are you fucking serious?
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I do find it a bit hard to believe that you'd admit a potential shemale fetish on NeoGAF, of all places.

Regardless, funny stuff.
 
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MadraptorMan

Member
Wait, according to that IM conversation, she DID see the YOU!, but interpreted it wrongly, despite the fact that you always open a conversation with it? Is she...not so smart in the head?
 
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SUPREME1

Banned
Also, just eompty out the folder and throw in a bunch of GIFs/JPEGs of horrible looking monster females.. and tell her that's where you keep pics of beasts that you post as responses in threads.

Damn, just do it and you'll be good.


Also, I really do want to taste yo chick.


Really do.
 
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valkillmore

Member
MadraptorMan said:
Wait, according to that IM conversation, she DID see the YOU!, but interpreted it wrongly, despite the fact that you always open a conversation with it? Is she...not so smart in the head?
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No no by 'that' she meant the 'how are you', as if to say by me replying to her 'hey' with that, that i may not have known who she is because she's logging on from school. she did not see the 'YOU!' at all.

blame this all on her school's shitty computer lab; i wouldn't be in this situation if she was typing from home.
 
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newsguy

Member
Dude, think of it in a best/worst case scenario.

Worst case: You guys break up and you can fulfill your fetishes without guilt.

Best case: Your GF accepts your fetish, buys a 12" black strap-on, and rapes your butt until your heart's content
 
E

EMBee99

all that he wants is another baby
Say the folder name is actually pronounced "She-mal-eh" and its your collection of fine Italian automobiles.
 
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Shawn128

Member
Solution:

Shem-ale, a new alcoholic drink you've been researching for school or thinking of trying out or some rather.

You wrote it as shemale because you are lazy and don't have a good grasp of the English language.

Both of you laugh.
 
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MickeyKnox

Member
Hollywood Duo said:
You just re-owned yourself by posting that here.
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This.
chubigans said:
Ugh, this is so easy to get out of.

When you talk to her next, say, "Well?"
"well what?"
"not even one question?"
"what?"
"look at that pic I sent you. You don't notice anything?"
"uh..."
"bwahaha, I was wondering if you noticed it. Just jokin'."
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and this.
 
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valkillmore

Member
JayDubya said:
Before we move on, is this the guy that had the Jeff Gerstmann avatar that blowjobbed his coworker and asked for a napkin, or is that someone with a similar name and I'm getting my wires crossed?

I mean, I see a "JayDub" all the time in gaming.

Also:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=7665352&postcount=459

So you had to have known about the whole "lol why do you have tranny surprise open in your taskbar?" joke.
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Yeah that's me, the one with the whole napkin event and the avatar.

That story was 100% true.

So is this.
 
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monkspider

Member
chubigans said:
Ugh, this is so easy to get out of.

When you talk to her next, say, "Well?"
"well what?"
"not even one question?"
"what?"
"look at that pic I sent you. You don't notice anything?"
"uh..."
"bwahaha, I was wondering if you noticed it. Just jokin'."
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Listen to this man.
 
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terrene

Banned
TemplaerDude said:
just say you like to name folders random funny shit. i do it with my save games. it's believable.
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Yeah, this.

My character's name in Metal Gear PSP: "crispyhead."
My save game in Kameo: "cunty"
My fave was in Dragon Warrior for the NES, calling the character "Dr.Balz" and having it called out in Olde English all the time. Good shit, man.

"Fortune smiles upon thee, Dr.Balz! Thou hast found a torch!"
 
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Skellig Gra

Member
terrene said:
Yeah, this.

My character's name in Metal Gear PSP: "crispyhead."
My save game in Kameo: "cunty"
My fave was in Dragon Warrior for the NES, calling the character "Dr.Balz" and having it called out in Olde English all the time. Good shit, man.
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Hmm, anyway the likely scenario is she sees it and says nothing and quietly realizes the freak that you are which will eventually lead to your breakup.
 
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JayDubya

Banned
Well, okay, a) knowing that you have a history of kind of outrageous stories and b) that you clearly know about the "lol tranny surprise" joke, that leaves us with...

the possibility that you like to play off crazy stories for laughs...

OR the possibility that you like "chicks with dicks" enough to have a folder dedicated to them AND were aware of the joke AND this ironically happened anyway.

In which case I'd suppose it would logically follow that your love for tranny porn made you want to try the whole gay thing. I guess. Maybe. I don't know.

What I do know is that Ockham's Razor / my gut is telling me to press A and Bail Out.
 
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