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daw840 · Nov 19, 2008

A man faces a domestic battery charge after allegedly hitting his girlfriend with a sandwich as she was driving on Interstate 95 on Friday. Police said the 19-year-old man became angry and hit the woman in the arm and face with a sandwich, knocking her glasses off.

The victim nearly lost control of the car because she couldn't see the road and the man then allegedly ripped off the rear-view mirror and used it to shatter the windshield.

The man was freed on $7,500 bail.

Police haven't said what type of sandwich was involved.

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This guy has some serious mental issues.

She should have just hit the Philly Cheesebrake!

Dark Octave · Nov 19, 2008

Florida.

Also, PB&J with banana slices.

lil smoke · Nov 19, 2008

He put some mustard on that punch.

meh

Skittleguy · Nov 19, 2008

She needs a Hero.

speculawyer · Nov 19, 2008

Damn, I went with Germany.

Borgnine · Nov 19, 2008

So after she got hit with the sandwich her driving went a rye?

Sol.. · Nov 19, 2008

Way to ham it up fellas.

Struct09 · Nov 19, 2008

Police haven't said what type of sandwich was involved.

It was obviously a knuckle sandwich.

Gaborn · Nov 19, 2008

Why doesn't he know that women is ok?

Para · Nov 19, 2008

apparently he hit her because she got a good filling from someone else!

btkadams · Nov 19, 2008

yay i got it right! this story goes good with that one about masturbating in aus though.

JimmyV · Nov 19, 2008

is it weird that I find this story hilarious?:lol :lol

glistenm · Nov 19, 2008

This guy sure knows how to beat the meat!

JimmyV · Nov 19, 2008

btkadams said:
yay i got it right! this story goes good with that one about masturbating in aus though.

wha?

lil smoke · Nov 19, 2008

glistenm said:
This guy sure knows how to beat the meat!

I see you deleted that 2nd cheesy joke :lol You were laying it on a bit thick there.

Sibylus · Nov 19, 2008

Guys, guys, I think we all know who and what sandwich was involved.

seat · Nov 19, 2008

This thread needs more sandwich puns.

FFChris · Nov 19, 2008

Struct09 said:
It was obviously a knuckle sandwich.

Brilliant. :lol

Link · Nov 19, 2008

I hope it wasn't a club.

Stoney Mason · Nov 19, 2008

As soon as I saw sandwich for some reason I knew it was Florida.

The Frankman · Nov 19, 2008

I bet you the woman ordered the sandwich and forgot the mayo. It's amazing how many times I've seen a woman get an order wrong. Guy was just reminding her "BITCH, WHERE MY MAYO?"

Kauza · Nov 19, 2008

Holy hell the puns in this thread deliver.

BlueTsunami · Nov 19, 2008

In other news "Teenage girl assaults another teenage girl with goose feather pillow"

Goreomedy · Nov 19, 2008

seventy FIVE hundred DOLLAR... FOOTLONG.

lil smoke · Nov 19, 2008

Goreomedy said:
seventy FIVE hundred DOLLAR... FOOTLONG.

suh-wheat!

fistfulofmetal · Nov 19, 2008

If it was a beef on weck, the victim was probably a salted.

Raistlin · Nov 19, 2008

lil smoke said:
He put some mustard on that punch.

meh

oh gawd :lol

Anasui Kishibe · Nov 19, 2008

more buns, people.
Man sure had a chip in his butty

Solaros · Nov 19, 2008

seat said:
This thread needs more sandwich buns.

Fixed

lil smoke · Nov 19, 2008

Bet she takes the subway next time.

Solaros · Nov 19, 2008

lil smoke said:
Bet she takes the subway next time.

That's a wrap

Jason's Ultimatum · Nov 19, 2008

Someone's in a pickle!

glistenm · Nov 19, 2008

Kauza said:
Holy hell the puns in this thread deliver.

Just like dominos!

Tarazet · Nov 19, 2008

This story is seriously hoagie.

McBacon · Nov 19, 2008

Struct09 said:
It was obviously a knuckle sandwich.

OH shit, I lost it there.

Stantron · Nov 19, 2008

I don't believe this story. I think it's baloney.

Rewrite · Nov 19, 2008

Struct09 said:
It was obviously a knuckle sandwich.

:lol :lol :lol

Chipopo · Nov 19, 2008

glistenm said:
Just like dominos!

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

SUPREME1 · Nov 19, 2008

He is simpy SUB human for doing this to that young girl...

I bet he won't be getting any of that tight/wet PANINI from her any time soon.

Bulla564 · Nov 19, 2008

It's Florida guys... must have been a Cuban...

Jason's Ultimatum · Nov 19, 2008

noone laughed at mine. ;(

WrikaWrek · Nov 19, 2008

She got a taste of the new Big Smac.

Jewbacca · Nov 19, 2008

this thread is cheesy.

bggrthnjsus · Nov 20, 2008

Borgnine said:
So after she got hit with the sandwich her driving went a rye?

oh that is just gold

Stantron · Nov 20, 2008

Jason's Ultimatum said:
noone laughed at mine. ;(

it was in bad taste.

shoulda gone with cucumber.

koam · Nov 20, 2008

I just like how GAF stands for Germany, Australia or Florida now.
Edit:

Police haven't said what type of sandwich was involved.

:lol

andthebeatgoeson · Nov 20, 2008

sonarrat said:
This story is seriously hoagie.

Rewrite · Nov 20, 2008

koam said:
Police haven't said what type of sandwich was involved.

Click to expand...

:lol :lol I'm dying here.

2 Minutes Turkish · Nov 20, 2008

needs more relish

IamMattFox · Nov 20, 2008

Ah! Sandwich hit my face.

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