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Japan scientist synthesizes meat from human feces

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Somehow this feels like a Vonnegut plotline: population boom equals food shortage. Solution? Synthesize food from human waste matter. Absurd yes, but Japanese scientists have actually discovered a way to create edible steaks from human feces.

Mitsuyuki Ikeda, a researcher from the Okayama Laboratory, has developed steaks based on proteins from human excrement. Tokyo Sewage approached the scientist because of an overabundance of sewage mud. They asked him to explore the possible uses of the sewage and Ikeda found that the mud contained a great deal of protein because of all the bacteria.

The researchers then extracted those proteins, combined them with a reaction enhancer and put it in an exploder which created the artificial steak. The “meat” is 63% proteins, 25% carbohydrates, 3% lipids and 9% minerals. The researchers color the poop meat red with food coloring and enhance the flavor with soy protein. Initial tests have people saying it even tastes like beef...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/digitaltrends/20110615/tc_digitaltrends/japanesescientistscreatesmeatoutoffeces


I'll let you guys read the rest of it. Excuse me while I go eat lunch now and think about how to do this at the end of the world...
 

besada

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Reclamation of what we've previously treated as garbage is going to be the future. Not only will we continue to reclaim sewage water, but we'll use solids for other purposes. There are also a number of pilot projects going on that involve harvesting various things from landfills.

Waste recycling is the industry of the future.
 

Beardz

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It already exist:

HIzH3.jpg
 

Sub_Level

wants to fuck an Asian grill.
I eat meat because it has no carbs and lots of its calories come from protein. Hopefully as the human population grows either

A:) This synthesis doesn't become the norm in an attempt to feed the entire populace

or

B:) They figure out a way to reduce the carbs
 
This is straight out of troll physics. A tube going out of the anus goes into the processing unit, then back into the mouth. Infinite food. U Jelly?
 

Dennis

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FunkyPajamas said:
This is straight out of troll physics. A tube going out of the anus goes into the processing unit, then back into the mouth. Infinite food. U Jelly?
I think we need illustration.
 

clav

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That experiment seems to be an extreme extension of animal feed consisting of chicken manure.

Gross. Some farmers have been doing that for years.
 

kehs

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Not surprising. People eat too much meat in one sitting. The body processes what it can and then rest of it is just passed through the system.
 

seat

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I'm having a hard time not accepting this as a practical joke. I mean, the guy's fridge literally says "SHIT BURGER" on it in the video.
 

Retro

Member
... And here I thought the Pu Pu Platter was a Chinese dish.

... Proving once again that culinary experts in India are well ahead of the curve.

... Why beef? Why doesn't it taste like chicken?

... Is diarrhea now considered fast food?

... Well, you can live on it, but it tastes like shit.

.... Does it make its own gravy?

... If you eat a poopsteak made from Asian feces, are you hungry an hour later?

... Bear Grylls can now survive indefinitely.

... Diapers are considered pre-packaged meals?

... can you find Eskimo poo in the frozen food section?

... Future children will now ask "Does a bear make burgers in the woods?"

... German Porn star will work for food.

... Reduce, Re-use, Re-coli.



And I'm spent.
 
I think my old school lunch program beat them to this.


Creative of the guy but I think fertilizers & fuels would be better uses . . . shit-meat is a tough sell.
 
Why are people making fun of this, the water you drink from you'r tap is literally others piss and feces. Whats so different about this?
 

Regulus Tera

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GTP_Daverytimes said:
Why are people making fun of this, the water you drink from you'r tap is literally others piss and feces. Whats so different about this?

If you ignore its source it tastes different, I guess.
 
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