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Do you piss in a bottle?

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Find myself pissing in empty water bottles more and more lately.

I'll be in a heavy gun fight in Battlefield 3, not wanting to get up, and opting out to use the restroom I just aim in a bottle and let go.

It's actually quite fun. Because when you're done, you just throw the piss out the window.
Late at night, I once overfilled a bottle, so I had to hurry, hold in tight (painful) and reach for the coffee mug on my desk.

You become pretty tolerant of the smell fyi.

Here's an example, this was from a day ago (yes I need to drink more, my urine shouldn't be this yellow):

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Do you urinate in a bottle?
 
Nope, but my friend does this. He chills in his basement and doesn't feel like going upstairs to piss. It's kinda hilarious. A bit gross, but I'm used to it now, so I say good for you.
 
We did that when my band was on tour several years ago. We would loosen the lids so that they were almost off then toss them at the other car we were driving, creating a piss bomb. Kind of foolish, I know
 
I pissed in a bottle when I was in Iraq. You know because I didn't want to be walking a 100 yards to the bathroom and get hit by a mortar.

That is a little better excuse than the OP. But I still am not proud of it. Shit (the piss, I didn't actually shit in a bottle) smelled so bad when I went to pour it out. I would take a bag full of bottles every couple of days and shamefully pour them out behind a barricade or in the bathroom.

I'm a gross fuck.
 
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