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[Redux]

Find myself pissing in empty water bottles more and more lately.

I'll be in a heavy gun fight in Battlefield 3, not wanting to get up, and opting out to use the restroom I just aim in a bottle and let go.

It's actually quite fun. Because when you're done, you just throw the piss out the window.
Late at night, I once overfilled a bottle, so I had to hurry, hold in tight (painful) and reach for the coffee mug on my desk.

You become pretty tolerant of the smell fyi.

Here's an example, this was from a day ago (yes I need to drink more, my urine shouldn't be this yellow):

Do you urinate in a bottle?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

no

 

[Seda]

 

[Avixph]

Hell nah.

 

[Log4Girlz]

Just drink it.

 

[DMeisterJ]

Can't believe this.

 

[Curtisaur]

Howard Hughes'ing it.

 

[LyleLanley]

This is a joke right?

 

[Black-Box]

I dont think anyone needed to see a picture

 

[blame space]

I've done it only when absolutely necessary. I'm not proud of what I've done.

 

[Smellycat]

What the fuck is this shit? I mean piss... er... I mean WTF


Seriously man, WTF That is just nasty

 

[Steelrain]

Well. This is gonna be good.


You're a nasty fuck by the way.

 

[buy teh haloz]

Seriously dude?

 

[Meier]

The content coupled with the picture in the OP is the craziest fucking thing I've ever read on GAF.

 

[entremet]

WHAT?!?!

Oh lawd....

 

[Quick]

 

[slit]

No, although I have friends that do. Lazy fucks!!!

 

[SystemShock2]

Nope, but my friend does this. He chills in his basement and doesn't feel like going upstairs to piss. It's kinda hilarious. A bit gross, but I'm used to it now, so I say good for you.

 

[neptunes]

come on man!

 

[Fracas]

First you pee in a bottle....

Next thing you know, you've been poopsocking for a week.

 

[Previous]

what.

 

[Freakinchair]

Nothing wrong with this as long as you cap it and put it into the fridge for later.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

If you was a real savage you'd just piss on the floor

 

[Mumei]

Disgusting.

My brother does this.

 

[Log4Girlz]

Now you must build the world's largest aircraft.

 

[SCULLIBUNDO]

 

[Atramental]

HE EVEN HAS A PICTURE! OH MY GOD!

 

[First Name]

I have so many questions and want none of them answered.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Firstly, surely a joke post?

Secondly, only when I was a kid in the car with no services nearby

Thirdly, fuck that

 

[Ultima_5]

I... I don't even know what to say. Thanks for the pics for proof though.

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subscribed

 

[Maddog]

 

[totowhoa]

We did that when my band was on tour several years ago. We would loosen the lids so that they were almost off then toss them at the other car we were driving, creating a piss bomb. Kind of foolish, I know

 

[Tucah]

what is this i don't even

There are toilets for a reason you know

 

[Smellycat]

WTF WTF WTF WTF

 

[shanshan310]

Seems kinda difficult.

 

[goldensun]

 

[rdrr gnr]

WHY WOULD YOU TELL US?

 

[Davidion]

Are you going to throw them at people to proc nerfs and put out fires?

 

[NaturalHigh]

I pissed in a bottle when I was in Iraq. You know because I didn't want to be walking a 100 yards to the bathroom and get hit by a mortar.

That is a little better excuse than the OP. But I still am not proud of it. Shit (the piss, I didn't actually shit in a bottle) smelled so bad when I went to pour it out. I would take a bag full of bottles every couple of days and shamefully pour them out behind a barricade or in the bathroom.

I'm a gross fuck.

 

[hypernima]

if only i had an "OHHHHH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD" gif from that movie, goblins right?

 

[crops55]

I have faith.... in natural selection.

 

[Razorskin]

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

It's actually quite fun. Because when you're done, you just throw the piss out the window.

...hold ON. I hope you don't live in an urban apartment.

 

[QualityPixel]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=yD5dxYBT6hU

 

[Bruiserk]

What is this I don't even...

 

[Redux]

If you was a real savage you'd just piss on the floor

I wiggle my penis, what they say, shake the gas, on the floor. So there is piss on the carpet.

 

[LyleLanley]

Who the hell does this. There are toilets for a reason you know

 

[BoatAck]

trucker bombs

 

[The_Inquisitor]

Holy shit what the hell is wrong with you?

 

[qcf x2]

urine for a lot of ridicule. You gotta be amazingly lazy to avoid the bathroom.