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Harry Potter · Apr 28, 2013

and I don't give a fuck. Who's with me?

VertPin · Apr 28, 2013

I never do. OP what is wrong with you.

Wuthering_Heights · Apr 28, 2013

I do it, too.

Come at me, bros.

GRIP · Apr 28, 2013

I don't piss where I bathe.

threetri333 · Apr 28, 2013

It's my house, I do whatever the F*** I want.

I do whenever I need to do so badly.

Clockwork · Apr 28, 2013

VertPin said:
I never do. OP what is wrong with you.

This.

blame space · Apr 28, 2013

I PISS EVERYWHERE

Hato-kun · Apr 28, 2013

mah mang

A good poster · Apr 28, 2013

Usually what initiates it is the cold water triggering a shivering feeling down your spine, which automatically makes me piss.

xxracerxx · Apr 28, 2013

Try the toilet sometime. It is great.

Not saying you can't pee in the shower, just saying not every day. Your poor pipes.

jwk94 · Apr 28, 2013

Never. Hot urine mixed with hot water smells awful.

CornBurrito · Apr 28, 2013

Wuthering_Heights said:
I do it, too.

Come at me, bros.

This would be my exact post so I'll just quote it.

Harry Potter · Apr 28, 2013

jwk94 said:
Never. Hot urine mixed with hot water smells awful.

Aroma therapy broskis.

User 100115 · Apr 28, 2013

It's not as convenient for me so....no. That's a bit gross. Boys are icky.

MormaPope · Apr 28, 2013

Every time I take a shower I piss in the shower.

Also, every morning shower I'd take before going to highschool I'd attempt to masturbate, every morning. I'd be pissed if I couldn't masturbate because of hot water running out or me about to miss the bus.

I had to sprint a couple times to get to the bus stop, because I spent too much time masturbating in the shower.

Slavik81 · Apr 28, 2013

Steamlord · Apr 28, 2013

Ejecto Pisstronum

WonkyPanda · Apr 28, 2013

What's that joke?

Two people in the world: Those who pee in the shower and goddamn liars.

slit · Apr 28, 2013

Harry Potter said:
and I don't give a fuck. Who's with me?

I don't believe you. You're just saying that to make GAF think you're a rebel who doesn't play by the rules.

CornBurrito · Apr 28, 2013

Fiction said:
It's not as convenient for me so....no. That's a bit gross. Boys are icky.

It isn't like I'm using the piss as body wash or shampoo.

I also squat down so most of the piss goes right down the drain. It isn't getting all over the shower floor.

many places · Apr 28, 2013

MormaPope said:
Every time I take a shower I piss in the shower.

Also, every morning shower I'd take before going to highschool I'd attempt to masturbate, every morning. I'd be pissed if I couldn't masturbate because of hot water running out or me about to miss the bus.

I had to sprint a couple times to get to the bus stop, because I spent too much time masturbating in the shower.

LOL and yeah I also piss in the shower all the time. Feels badass.

Thorakai · Apr 28, 2013

I do it if I need to no regrets.

strobogo · Apr 28, 2013

I have a stand up shower. No tub. No ickyness to piss in it. I also piss in it every time I shower. "Poor pipes"? What? Urine is bad for pipes now?

EloquentM · Apr 28, 2013

Wait, there's people who don't urinate in the shower?

ClovingWestbrook · Apr 28, 2013

I think I found the OP

katkombat · Apr 28, 2013

jwk94 said:
Never. Hot urine mixed with hot water smells awful.

AIM FOR THE DRAIN MAN

jwk94 · Apr 28, 2013

MormaPope said:
Every time I take a shower I piss in the shower.

Also, every morning shower I'd take before going to highschool I'd attempt to masturbate, every morning. I'd be pissed if I couldn't masturbate because of hot water running out or me about to miss the bus.

I had to sprint a couple times to get to the bus stop, because I spent too much time masturbating in the shower.

Slavik81 said:

Perfect.

terribletwo · Apr 28, 2013

Do the pipes meet or do the pipes go to two different plants: one that handles NON PISS WATER and one that handles SHIT CUM PISS WATER

MormaPope · Apr 28, 2013

katkombat said:
AIM FOR THE DRAIN MAN

It makes no sense not to.

OnPoint · Apr 28, 2013

I do it every day.

Who cares

Majine · Apr 28, 2013

Obligatory

EDIT: Goddamnit!

Tesseract · Apr 28, 2013

just don't poop and smash, never poop and smash.

sn00zer · Apr 28, 2013

Everybody does this...im just waiting for the lone poster who ALWAYS shows up in these threads saying they shit in the shower, then the thread derails as he tries to justify himself against the onslaught of questions

User 100115 · Apr 28, 2013

CornBurrito said:
It isn't like I'm using the piss as body wash or shampoo.

I also squat down so most of the piss goes right down the drain. It isn't getting all over the shower floor.

I would have to squat waaaay down to accomplish the same, so nope, not for me. The boys in my family do it though.

matty2Dfraud · Apr 28, 2013

everyone does it. some are ashamed and lie about doing it.

MattDoza · Apr 28, 2013

I used to but stopped doing it because I have to go as soon as I touch the water and I don't turn on the shower head until I'm in the tub. So, I'd end up standing in a little pee. If the urge comes mid-shower, though, I'm letting loose.

Ekdrm2d1 · Apr 28, 2013

Drunk post.

I pee sitting down every morning. Mainly, so I can poop if I need to. It is nice to take a relaxing sitting-pee though when you first wake-up

Peru · Apr 28, 2013

The idea of urine around my feet grosses me out. Never did it, not even as a kid.

stktt · Apr 28, 2013

EloquentM said:
Wait, there's people who don't urinate in the shower?

Crazy people.

VALIS · Apr 28, 2013

Always.

FunkyMunkey · Apr 28, 2013

Sometimes I crap in the shower as well. Takes a few good stomps before I can pack it down the drain.

User 100115 · Apr 28, 2013

sn00zer said:
Everybody does this...im just waiting for the lone poster who ALWAYS shows up in these threads saying they shit in the shower, then the thread derails as he tries to justify himself against the onslaught of questions

FunkyMunkey said:
Sometimes I crap in the shower as well. Takes a few good stomps before I can pack it down the drain.

There ya go.

katkombat · Apr 28, 2013

VALIS said:
Always.

THEY MIX

edit: welp someone posted it haha

Kangi · Apr 28, 2013

Peru said:
The idea of urine around my feet grosses me out. Never did it, not even as a kid.

Your urine is probably the cleanest thing that would touch your feet in a day.

quaere · Apr 28, 2013

Only directly into the drain. Courtesy to other people that stand in your shower.

buy teh haloz · Apr 28, 2013

Nothing wrong with it.

OddSpoon · Apr 28, 2013

Harry Potter said:
and I don't give a fuck. Who's with me?

No. I piss in a bottle every morning.

Cereal KiIIer · Apr 28, 2013

High five!

ChainedMaster · Apr 28, 2013

quaere said:
Only directly into the drain. Courtesy to other people that stand in your shower.

How is it even courtesy? Do you think it makes a difference? I seriously don't understand how people think it's gross. Urine is sterile, it gets washed away. Completely clean. Now, shitting in the shower is gross. Got messy as hell when I stomped it down the drain as a little kid.

Bobby Roberts · Apr 28, 2013

But do you piss EXCELLENCE?

I do.

I piss it into the toilet, because I'm not a fucking savage and a shower is not a portapotty with a fucking hose at the top of it.

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