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Blargonaut · Aug 23, 2014

Bring on the one-liners, paramour-GAF!

BONUS POINTS: Base it off their avatar!

All's fair in love and NeoGAF, baby~

Drencrom · Aug 23, 2014

want sum fuk?

Silky · Aug 23, 2014

DRENCROM I WILL SUCK BIG DICK ALL DAY MONTH YEAR CENTURY

Timan · Aug 23, 2014

Want to make a quick two dollars?

Kart94 · Aug 23, 2014

you can click me wherever you want

Broder Salsa · Aug 23, 2014

There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.

George Oscar Bluth II · Aug 23, 2014

Are you an archeologist?

Because I have a large bone for you to examine.

Should be paleontologist, but let's roll with the original joke.

HylianTom · Aug 23, 2014

(stealing from an ooooold Margaret Cho routine)

"STICK IT IN!"

pompidu · Aug 23, 2014

LEt's do dis thang

akachan ningen · Aug 23, 2014

Are you breathing? good enough for me.

SolVanderlyn · Aug 23, 2014

HylianTom said:
(stealing from an ooooold Margaret Cho routine)

"STICK IT IN!"

Oh, I hope it never does

PK Gaming · Aug 23, 2014

They say dating is a numbers game... so can I get your number?

Akahige · Aug 23, 2014

I want to dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your body.

StarlordDial · Aug 23, 2014

see my name on the left? DIAL that number so we can watch Starlord and co Together

I'M CRINGING WTF EWWWW

adj_noun · Aug 23, 2014

Just call me Fred Flintstone, 'cause you've been running through my mind alllll day. Did it hurt when u and I together?

Kart94 · Aug 23, 2014

Oh yes i am into old men

MikeOfTheLivingDead · Aug 23, 2014

Have you ever been massaged by a professional sculptor?

Ryaaan14 · Aug 23, 2014

Are those space pants cos that booty is outta this world

FrsDvl · Aug 23, 2014

If you're a flower then i want to be the garden you've been planted in.

Pffft moving too fast

Ravijn · Aug 23, 2014

My penis is 2 inches..... from the ground.

WhereAreMahDragonz · Aug 23, 2014

If I could interact with the alphabet, I'd fuck u

Arkos · Aug 23, 2014

I just peed outside

Septimus Prime · Aug 23, 2014

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=880649

Sibersk Esto · Aug 23, 2014

I like your tv show preference mate

Alienous · Aug 23, 2014

Ravijn said:
My penis is 2 inches..... from the ground.

My penis is 4 inches. But hey, some girls like it that thick.

Death Metalist · Aug 23, 2014

How about some big loving arms,pizza, sweets, A bunch of movies as well as TV shows at my disposal and sweet music at my place for the night?

Soma · Aug 23, 2014

Mi amor. Allow me to serenade you with the song of my people.

sappyday · Aug 23, 2014

MA DICK HARD MEET ME SOMEWHERE

Darksol · Aug 23, 2014

"Baby, your parents must have been retarded, because you're something special."

Blargonaut · Aug 23, 2014

NeoSoma said:
Mi amor. Allow me to serenade you with the song of my people.

Baby, you're one dynamite gal. Dynamite gal. Dynamite gal. Dynamite gal.

potam · Aug 23, 2014

Blargonaut said:
Baby, you're one dynamite gal. Dynamite gal. Dynamite gal. Dynamite gal.

yo boo sup

Saucycarpdog · Aug 23, 2014

Is that a cellphone in your back pocket, cause that ass is calling me!

WHAAAAAT!

FeenixRising · Aug 23, 2014

Roses are red, violets are blue.... Let's go get some BBQ and get busy.

Death Metalist · Aug 23, 2014

NeoSoma said:
Mi amor. Allow me to serenade you with the song of my people.

AyaisMUsikWhore · Aug 23, 2014

Easy..

Siegcram · Aug 23, 2014

You tryin' to get the pipe?

ishibear · Aug 23, 2014

I need some water because you just set my heart on fire.

SwiftDeath · Aug 23, 2014

There's a nice dry spot behind the applebee's. Let's get it on

Face it Tiger.. · Aug 23, 2014

potam said:
yo boo sup

I envy the fact you have a tag.

I'd rather not have a tag though, makes me feel like I'm under a microscope.

Cloud Strife · Aug 23, 2014

I'm makin' waffles. And by waffles, I mean waffles.

MikeOfTheLivingDead · Aug 23, 2014

Alienous said:
My penis is 4 inches. But hey, some girls like it that thick.

Girth is measured in circumference. Average is 4.8 inches. 4 inches would be needle-dick tier.

Sectorseven · Aug 23, 2014

Want some creampie?

TehOh · Aug 23, 2014

Sectorseven said:
Want some creampie?

Don't be such a shy guy.

Dick Justice · Aug 23, 2014

Gozer the Gozerian · Aug 23, 2014

Dick Justice said:
http://media.tumblr.com/c7803245546e5b815cb3ef3a9afc26cc/tumblr_inline_n1j75xoLJG1qzpwt1.gif[IMG][/QUOTE]
Choose the form of your destructor ;)

Alienous · Aug 23, 2014

MikeOfTheLivingDead said:
Girth is measured in circumference. Average is 4.8 inches. 4 inches would be needle-dick tier.

God dammit.

delta25 · Aug 23, 2014

I got these cheese burgers

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SmackDaddy · Aug 23, 2014

play my flute like a skinflute. and ill play your butt

terrisus · Aug 23, 2014

pls respond

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