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[fluffydelusions]

 

[Jabraham]

MA DICK HARD MEET ME SOMEWHERE

Sold

 

[Arkos]

I got these cheese burgers

Mehh...

 

[Zeliard]

Nice mouth, baby.

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

Me, you, KFC wet wipes and a tub of butter.

 

[Gabriel_Logan]

I have Leprosy too

 

[David Incorporated Esq.]

Just say "uncle Joe".

 

[Siegcram]

 

[friskykillface]

Hi

*runs away red faced*

 

[cameron]

 

[FZZ]

I will fuck you raw bent over a table ramming into you as fast as I can and I won't stop until your body quivers from the force of my cock and you cum all over it. And maybe even after I'll let you play with my dick after. But if you misbehave you better be ready for some just punishment.

Spoiler

This is for BDSM GAF

 

[scarlet]

Meant to be for friskykillface

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

I have Metroid Prime Trilogy.

 

[aj1467]

You and me are gonna have fun tonight... Because of "The implication".

 

[delta25]

Mehh...

I'll suck ya dick!!!

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

 

[CountAntonius]

I have Metroid Prime Trilogy.

Let me set you electric blanket on fire.

 

[JinjoUnchained]

What do you say if we go out on a date? Have some chicken, maybe some sex... You know, see what happens.

 

[Shalashaska161]

What do you say if we go out on a date? Have some chicken, maybe some sex... You know, see what happens.

ey bb u wan sum fuk?

 

[aj1467]

What do you say if we go out on a date? Have some chicken, maybe some sex... You know, see what happens.

Will it be finger lickin good?

 

[SwiftDeath]

I'm going take you out on a boat

 

[jasonng]

Notice me sempaiii

 

[adj_noun]

Notice me sempaiii

 

[Blargonaut]

pls respond

Hey baby, how 'bout you's and I return to my man-cave together and you can practice your abseiling?

 

[Vulcano's assistant]

 

[akira28]

bb come up to my loft, let me play my guitar for u, gaze at my etchings, and I shall ligt candles and we can drink wine and play Halo
http://youtu.be/_2d2xQcdQqE

 

[terrisus]

I will fuck you raw bent over a table ramming into you as fast as I can and I won't stop until your body quivers from the force of my cock and you cum all over it. And maybe even after I'll let you play with my dick after. But if you misbehave you better be ready for some just punishment.

Spoiler

This is for BDSM GAF

...

 

[Monocle]

I hope you enjoy shopping for wallpaper.

 

[v1lla21]

Ey girl, I'm a grower not a shower.

 

[Extra Sauce]

Hey poster below me, I accept your advances. Let's fuck.

edit: Damn, got cockblocked by someone named Condom Pickle.

 

[condompickle]

i like that you got your photo from wordpress.

 

[Arkos]

I'll suck ya dick!!!

 

[Blargonaut]

I will fuck you raw bent over a table ramming into you as fast as I can and I won't stop until your body quivers from the force of my cock and you cum all over it. And maybe even after I'll let you play with my dick after. But if you misbehave you better be ready for some just punishment.

Spoiler

This is for BDSM GAF

 

[Professor Lich]

I'll get you Italian food on our first date. I'll spare no expense too. I mean, it's a lot of food for 40 bucks.

 

[Fancy Clown]

I'm gonna make you squeal like a pig

 

[fluffydelusions]

 

[aj1467]

Does this napkin smell funny to you?

 

[adj_noun]

That's my fetish.

 

[Jigorath]

Are those real? Can I feel?

 

[Zombine]

Let's poop back and forth, forever.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

I'm authorised to fuck.

 

[sgjackson]

WHO WANTS TO SEX MUTOMBO

 

[SwiftDeath]

Your friend over there is hottter but I chose to settle for you. Don't you feel appreciative?

 

[Saucycarpdog]

I'm may not be a weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.

 

[DECK'ARD]

You are a doll with perfect teeth and a 1000W smile.

 

[Arkos]

You have perfect 34DDD's

 

[SwiftDeath]

You have perfect 34DDD's

I have some salmon down my pants. Want to help me look for them?

 

[Makai]

You have perfect 34DDD's

Do you want to eat me?

 

[hughesta]

I'd eat the meat right off your bone.

 

[Blargonaut]

Do you want to eat me?

I've yet to creampie.