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[Monocle]

I will fuck you raw bent over a table ramming into you as fast as I can and I won't stop until your body quivers from the force of my cock and you cum all over it. And maybe even after I'll let you play with my dick after. But if you misbehave you better be ready for some just punishment.

Spoiler

This is for BDSM GAF

I appreciate your subtlety.

 

[SneakyStephan]

I don't think FZZpure really understands the thread

Best use of that gif ever

Does this napkin smell funny to you?

Ok you actually tricked me for a second there.

OT:
Be unique and different, say yes.

alternatively: wana see my pet goat?

 

[Blargonaut]

I appreciate your subtlety.

 

[ishibear]

Let's get dangerous.

 

[Dinokill]

I need you because I love you

 

[Sketchbag]

Let's get dangerous.

I'll put my entire leg in you.

 

[FairyD]

I can make you love me.

 

[ishibear]

I can make you love me.

Let me see you work that fairy magic babeh

 

[Taco_Human]

Can I ishi up in that bear?

 

[Blargonaut]

I can make you love me.

YOU CAN'T MAKE YOUR HEART FEEL
SOMETHING IT WON'T

 

[thesoapster]

Can I ishi up in that bear?

Gonna turn that soft shell hard baybee

 

[Sketchbag]

I'll make you ooze things you haven't seen since your birth.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I'll make you ooze things you haven't seen since your birth.

Please put your fingerprints all over me

 

[Mistel]

I can take more than the tip...

 

[Namikaze1]

Please put your fingerprints all over me

I have your dragon right here.

 

[injurai]

no means no

 

[adj_noun]

I will place my sexual organs against your sexual organs and writhe vigorously.

 

[Cheddahz]

why don't i take that feather from you and we can play with my feather?

 

[FStop7]

I will place my sexual organs against your sexual organs and writhe vigorously.

do you want to dip your quill into my inkwell, old man?

 

[Sketchbag]

We would watch Jurassic Park 3 all day and have "ERIK!" as the background noise to our phallic rod to magical love cave love.

 

[ishibear]

why don't i take that feather from you and we can play "chase the feather"?

Make it rain while we do the smex

 

[EightBitNate]

Make it rain while we do the smex

I'll show you my Pokemon collection

 

[eternaLightness]

I just started a WoW account. *wink wink*

 

[royalan]

do you want to dip your quill into my inkwell, old man?

Also not mandatory? CONDOMS

 

[Vesmir]

self avatar quote

 

[Cheddahz]

I'll show you my Pokemon collection

why don't you web me to the bed spidey?

 

[Namikaze1]

I'll show you my Pokemon collection

Keep the headphones on, honey.

Edit: damnit! Too late.

 

[Arkos]

Hey baby, do you have a mirror in your pants?

Because that could be dangerous. Safety first.

 

[Magwik]

 

[DrFunk]

static jam, what's your sign baby

 

[BPoole]

You must be tired, 'cause you been runnin' through my mind alllllllll day

 

[Blargonaut]

You must be tired, 'cause you been runnin' through my mind alllllllll day

 

[Monocle]

do you want to dip your quill into my inkwell, old man?

People who say the pen is mightier than the sword haven't experienced my sword.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I have your dragon right here.

God damn.

 

[Magwik]

static jam, what's your sign baby

 

[ShinRPGamer]

Let's get down and dirty.

 

[Namikaze1]

Let's get down and dirty.

All night long, baby

 

[Dawg]

God damn.

Now you've woken the dragon.

 

[Karak]

Know what my shirt is made of?
One Night Stand Material.

 

[FZZ]

I don't think FZZpure really understands the thread

Wait wut. I thought the point was to seduce the poster above you, i.e sex up. Like my response to the quote below.

Hey baby, do you have a mirror in your pants?

Because that could be dangerous. Safety first.

Objects in the rear view mirror are closer than they appear to be

 

[Ferrio]

I can fit my fist in my mouth.

 

[Namikaze1]

I can fit my fist in my mouth.

How about you handle a real sword?

 

[Plywood]

How about you handle a real sword!

Call me Sakura cause I'm gonna make your cherry blossom.

 

[Courage]

I'll be your Johnny, Plank.

 

[SwiftDeath]

Call me Sakura, cause I'm gonna make your cherry blossom.

You, me, and a tub of butter. All night long

 

[CitizenCope]

I'll be your Johnny, Plank.

I pee outside too.

 

[Courage]

I pee outside too.

lmao

 

[Blargonaut]

Know what my shirt is made of?
One Night Stand Material.

Well, that's fantastic, 'cause that's like what I use to sew up my relationships: poly-yesterday.

 

[Currygan]

I hope you don't have many fillings, because my tongue's gonna eradicate them

 

[Magwik]