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[FZZ]

Can you show me that 9 tails fox of yours?

 

[jdouglas]

I'm pretty good with rope and cucumbers if you know what I mean

 

[Namikaze1]

Can show me that 9 tails fox of yours?

Only if you're pure.

 

[daveo42]

I'm all the tail you need.

 

[Blargonaut]

You're not giving me much to go by, but let me try a line that works for me.

Spoiler

I'll be your little fuckpet and service your cock however you want me, as long as you'd like to use me.

How about you make me your forwardslashbunny and we can

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[Namikaze1]

I'm all the tail you need.

You and me, we just click.

 

[FZZ]

Only if you're pure.

Sensei taught you well 👅

 

[Alienous]

I'm pretty good with rope and cucumbers if you know what I mean

I wouldn't have to say "Ok, I'm in". You'd know.

 

[Blargonaut]

:/ you guys are just too fast.

I can go as slow as you want, baby.

 

[GrizzNKev]

Paging Log4Girlz

 

[Namikaze1]

Oh I have a log for her.

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

Love your dirty looks
Would you look at that *bends over, drops pants*

heard cats are curious, wanna see what's under my armor? I'll give you a hint, it's long, hard and you can bite it all night long.

 

[Zeliard]

Wow, you're all a bunch of perverts.

 

[Arkos]

Gimme some of that old school GAF head

 

[Kyzon]

Let's go for a cocktail

I bring the cock, and you the tail

 

[Kater]

heard cats are curious, wanna see what's under my armor? I'll give you a hint, it's long, hard and you can bite it all night long.

Will you be my Knight -without- shining armor? ;3

Let's go for a cocktail

I bring the cock, and you the tail

Wanna play some Smash together?

 

[GrizzNKev]

You will order a pizza but when you get it instead of a pizza it will be my penis!

 

[TomShoe]

Ayo gurl

lemme pee in yo butt

 

[Blargonaut]

Wow, you're all a bunch of perverts.

EVERYONE, ZELLY NEEDS A SEDUCTION INFUSION, STAT!

GO GO GO

 

[Arkos]

You will order a pizza but when you get it instead of a pizza it will be my penis!

Large sausage pizza, hold the pizza

 

[Currygan]

You will order a pizza but when you get it instead of a pizza it will be my penis!

I understood that reference!

 

[Enfinit]

i wouldnt last five secs with you slibberin on my dingle

 

[daveo42]

Large sausage pizza, hold the pizza

I can totally bear that weight...if you know what I mean.

 

[Koppai]

Large sausage pizza, hold the pizza

I have some special sauce for you.

 

[dragonlife]

How's about you and I go upstream and share the load?

Edit: meant for Arkos

 

[GrizzNKev]

I understood that reference!

lol yay

 

[injurai]

If you meet me online by Grub's tavern, I will show you where the treasure is hidden.

 

[Namikaze1]

Wow, you're all a bunch of perverts.

Don't be shy. Come here and let me omnislash that ass all night long.

Spoiler

Please don't ban me, Lord Zeliard!

 

[FZZ]

EVERYONE, ZELLY NEEDS A SEDUCTION INFUSION, STAT!

GO GO GO

Hmmm

Wow, you're all a bunch of perverts.

If we're all so naughty why don't you punish us Mr. Mod 💏

 

[Timedog]

American woman I have rich father. I can take you to paradise.

 

[Wings 嫩翼翻せ]

Wouldn't last three seconds with you starin at me like that.

 

[Kater]

Don't be shy. Come here and let me omnislash that ass all night long.

Spoiler

Please don't ban me, Lord Zeliard!

I'm gonna pull your tail hard, Fox boi

Wow, you're all a bunch of perverts.

Stab me with your meat sword, Zeli ( ˘ ³)❤

Spoiler

Don't ban me

 

[GrizzNKev]

Table for two at Arby's

 

[Bo Knows GAF]

You again? It's always been you.

 

[Namikaze1]

Make it three.

 

[FeenixRising]

You are the Microsoft to my Tomb Raider... I'll be exclusive only to you.

....for a few months.....










.....for money.

 

[Saucycarpdog]

Wow, you're all a bunch of perverts.

That banhammer won't save you from this junior.

Spoiler

have mercy

 

[Namikaze1]

You guys can raid my tomb anytime. I heard it's quite uncharted.

 

[FZZ]

Do you want some fries with that shake?

Or would you just prefer me pulling your head back and shoving my cock down that throat of yours?

 

[Anustart]

Was your daddy a meat burglar? Because it looks like he shoved two fine christmas hams down the back of your pants.

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

Wow, you're all a bunch of perverts.

I was right above you and you didn't try and sex me up. you afraid of what's behind the mask?

Will you be my Knight -without- shining armor? ;3


Wanna play some Smash together?

oh I got a big gun ready to shoot off some bullets gato. and if that don't work I'll just bury mys word into your stone!

 

[TheStruggler]

Bring on the one-liners, paramour-GAF!

BONUS POINTS: Base it off their avatar!

All's fair in love and NeoGAF, baby~

edit: I've been hit by the Re-title Hammer! Based horn mods.

It was 'seduce' instead of 'sex' ¬_¬

no complaints though ;o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ateQQc-AgEM

 

[Trago]

You are the Microsoft to my Tomb Raider... I'll be exclusive only to you.

....for a few months.....










.....for money.

That means we can spend Halloween giving each other treats, Thanksgiving stuffing each other, and Christmas playing in our winter wonderland.

 

[Blargonaut]

Wow, you're all a bunch of perverts.

Hmmm

If we're all so naughty why don't you punish us Mr. Mod 💏

Don't be shy. Come here and let me omnislash that ass all night long.

Spoiler

Please don't ban me, Lord Zeliard!

Stab me with your meat sword, Zeli ( ˘ ³)❤

Spoiler

Don't ban me

That banhammer won't save you from this junior.

Spoiler

have mercy

I was right above you and you didn't try and sex me up. you afraid of what's behind the mask?

more!

yes

YES

 

[Fenderputty]

That means we can spend Halloween giving each other treats, Thanksgiving stuffing each other, and Christmas playing in our winter wonderland.

You look like a straight edge, wanna grab coffee some time?

 

[M3d10n]

I would berry my dick so far inside your ass who ever could pull it would be crowned king arthur

Spoiler

For shame GAF, I can't believe nobody posted that one by page 5.

 

[daveo42]

You look like a straight edge, wanna grab coffee some time?

4 hours seems like enough time to me.

I would berry my dick so far inside your ass who ever could pull it would be crowned king arthur

I must be made of metal cause I'm attracted to you.

 

[Trago]

You look like a straight edge, wanna grab coffee some time?

I like my coffee with heavy cream.

 

[SliceSabre]

I like my coffee with heavy cream.

I got some heavy cream for you baby.

 

[braves01]

Girl you a 9/10, and I'm the 1 u need.