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[B-Dubs]

Girl you a 9/10, and I'm the 1 u need.

Hey. How you doin'?

 

[FZZ]

I like my coffee with heavy cream.

How about all black and ready to keep you up all night?

 

[ruxtpin]

Your lips are like a Murphy bed; ain't much there, but they're there when I need emm'

 

[TheStruggler]

baby, your parents must be retarded because you sure are special

 

[daveo42]

Your lips are like a Murphy bed; ain't much there, but they're there when I need emm'

I'll make you feel like a million bucks after I'm finished with you.

 

[Trago]

How about all black and ready to keep you up all night?

I've never had it all black, but I'll try anything once.

 

[Blargonaut]

Girl you a 9/10, and I'm the 1 u need.

If I told you I was a doctor would you let me phil your heihachi?

 

[Namikaze1]

Let me show you my Big Boss.

 

[Poyunch]

You look hot.

 

[DJMicLuv]

Please don't be alarmed but I'm going to show you my penis and I'm going to ask you to touch it.

alternatively...

My great grandfather was the Marquis de Sade and I can prove it.

 

[FeenixRising]

I'll be your dreamcast for one night, I'll hit it quick and fast and be gone before you know it.

 

[Zekes!]

bite the pillow, I'm going in dry

 

[Namikaze1]

What's 6 + 9?

Screw it, let's 69.

 

[-Horizon-]

Yes, this means I am happy to see you.

 

[FZZ]

These handcuffs? Yeah my father used to be a police officer.

Why did I still keep them? Why don't you come to my house tonight and find out?

 

[Namikaze1]

And here I thought you were pure.

 

[Trago]

And here I though you were pure.

We all have demons in us.

 

[Not]

I hate to see Trago, but I loveeeeee watching him leave

 

[blahness]

It puts the lotion in the basket

Put the fucking lotion in the basket!

It put the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

 

[Blargonaut]

What's 6 + 9?

Screw it, let's 69.

How 'bout we 86 that 411 and go 1-800 on your #1?

 

[FZZ]

Even Nicki Minaj couldn't tame my Anaconda, can you?

 

[sn00zer]

So this is about as literal as a forum circle jerk can get......

 

[Namikaze1]

I like it pure... Pure black that is.

 

[CassidyIzABeast]

I hate to see Trago, but I loveeeeee watching him leave

Hey Wolvie, how about some sexual healing?

 

[Saucycarpdog]

How 'bout we 86 that 411 and go 1-800 on your #1?

I'm good at math... let's add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!

 

[Trago]

So this is about as literal as a forum circle jerk can get......

I'm surprised that none of us are banned at the moment.

 

[FZZ]

So this is about as literal as a forum circle jerk can get......

Why don't you show us what you can do with that big finger of yours?

 

[Namikaze1]

I'm surprised that none of us are banned at the moment.

I got the banhammer right here.

 

[Lavalamp1138]

 

[CoolOff]

I like it pure... Pure black that is.

You can hit the streets or the sheets, it don’t make me no nevermind. That’s your bag, baby. You can go or you can come, can you dig it?

 

[Saucycarpdog]

I'm surprised that none of us are banned at the moment.

How about you and me ban together

 

[Macka]

I'm good at math... let's add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!

Wanna bang?

 

[daveo42]

MEEEEOOOOOWWWWW

 

[Blargonaut]

So this is about as literal as a forum circle jerk can get......

Dawg. I got four words for you mutt.

Circle.

Of.

Waifu.





Let's.

 

[Trago]

I got the banhammer right here.

How about you and me ban together

I've always wanted a threesome.

 

[Namikaze1]

I've always wanted a threesome.

Just a threesome? Baby, I can make it a foursome, five some, six-some, you name it. You better believe it.

 

[DrEvil]

I've always wanted a threesome.

Is that a pixel in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

 

[Kater]

So this is about as literal as a forum circle jerk can get......

Hey doggie, how about you and me make some catdogs

I've always wanted a threesome.

I love me some pixel junk

Is that a pixel in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Scratch my bum with your beard boy and make me purr

 

[mugurumakensei]

I'll make you purr.

 

[Gamerloid]

*Blows kiss
Goodnight Everybody

 

[EightBitNate]

Goodnight Everybody

Oh I'll put you to sleep alright

 

[DrEvil]

Oh I'll put you to sleep alright

Bring out the gimp.

 

[mugurumakensei]

Oh I'll put you to sleep alright

I'll show you my naughty bits.

 

[Namikaze1]

Y'all need Jesus!

Luckily I'm Latino. Let me show you some of that Latin pride.

 

[TheDanger]

Oh I'll put you to sleep alright

Wanna come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?

 

[FZZ]

I don't want to hear any of you purr I want you all to bark like the dogs that you are

 

[Saucycarpdog]

Goodnight Everybody

Room for one more?

Spoiler

i have a feeling this thread is only going to escalate and get weirder and weirder until someone is banned, the thread is locked and we all forget this ever happened

 

[Despera]

Bring out the gimp.

I pronounce gimp with a hard g >:]

 

[Monocle]

I'll make your ass look like an open can of tomato soup, boo.

(Hey, where are you going?)

 

[Namikaze1]

Heading to bed. You coming?