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[HylianTom]

Do you have any Cajun in you? Would you like some?

 

[Amalthea]

Hey big boy, I'm from Switzerland so I have many holes to put your cheese in.

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Oh my god, did I really write this?

 

[jasonng]

Hey big boy, I'm from Switzerland so I have many holes to put your cheese in.

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Oh my god, did I really write this?

Wanna see something longer than your horn?

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My ego.

 

[Dicer]

Hey big boy, I'm from Switzerland so I have many holes to put your cheese in.

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Oh my god, did I really write this?

Well, I'm from Scotland so I can feed you my Haggis...

 

[Valhelm]

Well, I'm from Scotland so I can feed you my Haggis...

How about I give you the old slice and dice?

 

[Dice]

Well, I'm from Scotland so I can feed you my Haggis...

Let's make the Dicest.

 

[Dicer]

Let's make the Dicest.

Dynamic Institute of Computer Education & Scicenc And Technology ( DICEST )

I'd rather just make love...

 

[Dice]

I'd rather just make love...

 

[Dicer]

Seems destiny has brought us together...

 

[hipbabboom]

Seriously if you two have sex, I'll report you to the mods because FUCK THAT!

 

[Kater]

Seems destiny has brought us together...

Let's all make some sweet loving together until the floor breaks down and the sweat pours through the hallway like the wave of blood in that one scene in The Shining.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Well, I'm from Scotland so I can feed you my Haggis...

Let's make the Dicest.

Dynamic Institute of Computer Education & Scicenc And Technology ( DICEST )

I'd rather just make love...

Seems destiny has brought us together...

 

[Dicer]

Seriously if you two have sex, I'll report you to the mods because FUCK THAT!

Who says we didn't post from the same bed?

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Don't worry we didn't...

 

[Dice]

Seriously if you two have sex, I'll report you to the mods because FUCK THAT!

 

[SwiftDeath]

I'm so turned on right now. You want to go back to my place and make oddly specific gifs of k-pop artists with me?

 

[bishoptl]

You won't be needing these.

 

[Dice]

I'm so turned on right now. You want to go back to my place and make oddly specific gifs of k-pop artists with me?

Trying to sex your post but a barrier is between us.

 

[Corronchilejano]

You won't be needing these.

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I've my masterballs ready for you.

EDIT: Damn, rekt

 

[FillerB]

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I've my masterballs ready for you.

EDIT: Damn, rekt

Let me introduce you to my Onyx

 

[SwiftDeath]

Trying to sex your post but a barrier is between us.

That line works everytime, although maybe I should expand my pickup area beyond KPAA [K-Pop Addicts Anonymous]

 

[fanboi]

That line works everytime, although maybe I should expand my pickup area beyond KPAA [K-Pop Addicts Anonymous]

I can suck your dick... I have quite a large mouth.

 

[theWB27]

Why would we need protection from love?

 

[PhantomHound]

I'm a clown stripper

 

[bigosc2k]

Let's rearrange the alphabets and put U and I together.

 

[Death Metalist]

I can suck your dick... I have quite a large mouth.

 

[Kater]

Let's rearrange the alphabets and put U and I together.

I think it wasn't really that much of a stretch when I misread your username as "bigcock".

 

[Kangi]

This will be easy.

 

[Machine]

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

 

[MacNille]

Hello there sexy. Want to go to my place and have something to drink? Eat? Have sex?

 

[HOMEBOY OVER HERE]

give me money

 

[WhiskeyDiver]

Wanna go knock out a bunch of clowns, lay them all side by side and shag whilst I honk their red noses every time I come?

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

Are you Surprised Putin or are you just happy to see me?

 

[Dragoon En Regalia]

I have some Eldritch spawn of my own...wanna help me tame it?

 

[Disgraced]

Show me your Dragoon En Regalia.

Put it inside me.

 

[HGStormy]

I'm ugly let's make babies

 

[sheamus]

Just the tip?

 

[cafemomo]

Oh I'll show you how lightning strikes

 

[MutFox]

Take this.

 

[Fritz]

call me up in 10 years

edit: wrong avatar dammit

Let your guard down foxy

 

[sono]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I am a fast worker
That just did it to you!

 

[hidys]

I want to know what love is.

 

[Dice]

I want you to show me.

 

[Plywood]

Take a chance, roll the dice.

 

[FkLA]

Take a chance, roll the dice.

So I hear your a rough fuck and quite tickly hung

 

[Dice]

Just drop it already.

 

[Clydefrog]

wait, your name isn't... oh, nm.

 

[NinjaTehFish]

Or is it......?

 

[Paper Fox]

Hey, I can smell burning shit, must be 'cause your ass is on fire.

 

[AVclub]

Wanna see how this rock beats Paper, Fox?

 

[Thorgal]

Better hope those Sunglasses are waterproof, cause i predict it is gonna get very wet soon.