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[FZZ]

Room for one more?

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i have a feeling this thread is only going to escalate and get weirder and weirder until someone is banned, the thread is locked and we all forget this ever happened

We can fit on one bed

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Yeah I think that's what happened to the Sexy Stories thread we has a while back, really a shame cause I kinda took pride in the story I had posted there

 

[Irishmantis]

You came?

wanna cum again?

 

[Chibits12]

I was thinking about sharing this nutty-flavored creampie with you.

 

[XenodudeX]

I was thinking about sharing this nutty-flavored creampie with you.

You got black in you?

 

[daveo42]

You got black in you?

We'll make this house white.

 

[Kyzon]

How about you give me the ol' "Nod of Approval" Ya know, slob on bob a lil' bit.

 

[Blargonaut]

Room for one more?

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i have a feeling this thread is only going to escalate and get weirder and weirder until someone is banned, the thread is locked and we all forget this ever happened

this mack train stops for no one

...

Mmmmmmm dawg, I'm going to teach you the meaning of amphibious.

 

[demon]

'ey baby lemme get up in ya guts.

 

[Namikaze1]

My dick is the drill that shall pierce the heavens! The heavens being you.

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Well, I'm out for real. Night y'all.

 

[bobbychalkers]

My dick is the drill that shall pierce the heavens! The heavens being you.

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Well, I'm out for real. Night y'all.

 

[Sickness702]

 

[enzo_gt]

I'll show you what real sickness is like

 

[ScribbleD]

Hey. Show me your shithole, man.

 

[Blargonaut]

Dr. Doom.

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Don't look so surprised. We both knew it would eventually lead to this. Our tryst will be like petals floating upon the fleeting summer wind, like grapes mellowing on the autumn vine before the harvest pluck, like delicate dainties of snowflakes alighting on warm skin before dissolving into abyssal nothings.

But in the spring, all good things of this earth and the celestial vaults unite and myriad souls meld into one, no matter the duration but honoured for existing even if oh so briefly~

Hold me, grasp me, Doomnando; pinch me.

 

[Sickness702]

Oh I'll put you to sleep alright

But what if your sister wakes up?

 

[Sickness702]

Hey. Show me your shithole, man.

My good nipple just turned slightly erect

 

[Filth]

My good nipple just turned slightly erect

I'm here. What are your other 2 wishes?

 

[Dead Prince]

I'm not going to judge you until after we are doing.

 

[block tower]

ill go ass to mouth for you :3

 

[HelloMeow]

You get the cheese, I'll get the butter.

 

[Sickness702]

I'm here. What are your other 2 wishes?

I wish for a midget persian biker with pork chop sideburns and a prison cell

 

[UltraMagnanimous]

You called?

 

[Duress]

Let me in, bro.

 

[EightBitNate]

qiv me fuk

 

[FOOTE]

I see you windin' and grindin' up on that pole, I know you see me lookin' at you and you already know I wanna love you

 

[akira28]

Take me as I am. Put your hand in mine now and forever-ever-ever...
Darling here I stand, stand before you now.

Deep inside I always knew

 

[Freaky Fred]

I'm a clown stripper

 

[RiccochetJ]

Hi!

 

[akira28]

I'm a clown stripper

get outta my dreams and into my clown car bb

 

[Jzero]

Take me as I am. Put your hand in mine now and forever-ever-ever...
Darling here I stand, stand before you now.

Deep inside I always knew

Is the answer to getting in bed with you 42?

 

[SwiftDeath]

Hi!

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Even if you're not a "gurl"

 

[gaiadyne]

Is the answer to getting in bed with you 42?

The Stars are aligned... It's meant to be baby

 

[ghostmind]

The Stars are aligned... It's meant to be baby

Let me show you the true path to the cosmic key.

 

[Dice]

The Stars are aligned... It's meant to be baby

Then why are we staying here? Let's make like a baby and head out.

 

[PaperFlame]

If I flip this quarter, what are chances I'm getting head?

 

[Blablurn]

If I flip this quarter, what are chances I'm getting head?

Take off your pants and let the good times roll.

 

[Dice]

If I flip this quarter, what are chances I'm getting head?

About the same as a spread eagle, baby.

 

[gaiadyne]

Let me show you the true path to the cosmic key.

squee!

 

[Goddard]

oh baby I'm going to listen to porn while unknowingly having my headphones unplugged uhhh and if things get really steamy i might even exchange awkward looks with you at breakfast the following morning oooooh

 

[Zukuu]

"Are you a single parent?"
"Do you want to become one? :3"

 

[j-wood]

Are you from Tennessee?

Cause your the only ten i see.

 

[hateradio]

J-wood, more like I would!

 

[InsanerBrainer]

We sex now?

 

[Daft Bird]

Are you from Tennessee?

Cause your the only ten i see.

I want you to meet my wood

 

[Alligatorjandro]

ay bby u want sum fuk

 

[hipbabboom]

let me get a piece of that horse ass baby.

 

[SwiftDeath]

hip, you're a bit young for me. On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is your mom tho?

 

[HylianTom]

I wanna have your children - on my chest.

 

[Kater]

I wanna have your children - on my chest.

Give me some of that Hylian seed. <3

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

I wanna have your children - on my chest.

With a big load all over your face and various other orifices.