He's doing her, and you're not, admit it! Imagine, as you are typing this, they are probably at his posh appartement, they just had a great time together, working both. All those hormones are pumped up, sexual tension is high.
They are sitting down. Her head resting on his shoulder. her legs and belly are completely exposed, she's wearing shorts and a sport bra. In only a matter of moments they were both down to their underwears. He stands up to remove her bra and panties, sliding two fingers into her sopping mushroom. She kneel in front of him with her head level with his briefs that were barely containing his thing. With both hands she gripped the waistband of his pants and slowly slid them down, first exposing his thick yoshi.
That Yoshi is immense. She's stunned for a second but then raised her hand to grip the monster and draw back the head fully. It was clear that they had been in this situation before, him being so confident and proud of his massive item. The next few hours are a blur of frenzied sexual activity.
While you post on neogaf
edit: Ah, the guy left the band. THIS ISNT AS ENTERTAINING
