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[Dawg]

The guy who posted this pic on Instagram does PR(?) for Microsoft Belgium.

Xbox V One

Tier 2 country exclusive.

 

[Hanmik]

The Phantom Pain trailer ending...

"V has come too"

Solid Snake bitches

that "person" looks to have some kind of helmet..

 

[mclem]

Looks like a star to me...

How?

Oh, are you seeing the indent of the V as one of the points of the star, then inferring the rest?

 

[Josh7289]

Isn't it probably Halo 5?

 

[kulapik]

Too much belgium things... it's probably nothing.

 

[harrypmgaga]

Registered by GoDaddy. So we know it's someone with no taste.

 

[-GJ-]

The thing that bugs me is that so far only a Belgian website and a guy from Microsoft Belgium seem to have received the postcard. I don't think it's a huge game, unless the international press will receive these postcards as well. It's probably something indie from a Belgian studio.

 

[Dawg]

The thing that bugs me is that so far only a Belgian website and a guy from Microsoft Belgium seem to have gotten the postcard. I don't think it's a huge game, unless the international press will receive these postcards as well. It's probably something indie from a Belgian studio.

I'm thinking the same.

 

[R_Deckard]

V1 huh...

Edit: Beaten like a government mule

is that....Jason from the Original PowerRanger?

 

[I Wanna Be The Guy]

is that....Jason from the Original PowerRanger?

Um.....no. That's Matt Hardy from wrestling. Also if he looks like any power ranger then it's Tommy.

 

[Angelcurio]

I know it's almost impossible, but i would like it to be Viewtiful Joe.

 

[Camjo-Z]

What I want it to be: Viewtiful Joe

What I think it will be: MGSV

What it will actually end up being: itsfuckingnothing.gif

 

[Lucifon]

How?

Oh, are you seeing the indent of the V as one of the points of the star, then inferring the rest?

Yeah exactly, there's definitely shading on the left and the right of the top of the V point.

 

[TheWorthyEdge]

How can it be anything else from Viewtiful Joe? The helmet with the V on it. C'mon. It's definitley Joe.

believe!

 

[iMax]

Isn't it probably Halo 5?

Nope.

 

[Ushiwaka]

Viewtiful Joe? Viewtiful Joe!

Don't play with my heart.

 

[CaptainLoveline]

It's either:

- Outcast related by Daoka (a Belgian dev)

- Another stunt by Hideo Kojima for MGSV

 

[Raynes]

V has cum too.

 

[-Horizon-]

I'm not expecting much

Spoiler

I expect everything

 

[Fine Ham Abounds]

Gotta be Viewtiful Joe. I'm betting a whole dollar on it.

 

[-Deimos]

PC confirmed. Based Kojima.

 

[FinKL]

Who knows, could be new IP.

Site video as webm without the large V covering it.

After going through the Blair Witch thread yesterday, I got a Blair Witch vibe from that video. Maybe horror genre? Dead Space V!

 

[komplanen]

Ugly helmet, like baby's 1st 3D model style ugly. No thanks, indie.

 

[Concept17]

Ugly helmet, like baby's 1st 3D model style ugly. No thanks, indie.

My thought as well.

 

[fastballspecial]

Secrecy is great and leaks are bad.

Spoiler

Nope.

 

[flaxknuckles]

Volition had a secret Project Y they had on their site awhile back. Maybe it's that? who knows

 

[Musolf815]

Matt Hardy's Twitter pranks are getting more elaborate. Though after the fake suicide one I guess I shouldn't be surprised.

 

[Coxy]

reminds me of the armored core verdict day logo and the other stuff reminds me of Voltron so I'm going with Armored Core: Voltron just because I want that to be a thing

 

[Miles Quaritch]

Could....Could it be?

Is he about to return? God, I hope so...

 

[nullset2]

Vitalic the videogame.

Play as an awesome DJ mixing sick music for the rave people.

 

[Perfect Blue]

Kamiya's next game? PLEASE

 

[Fine Ham Abounds]

I'm going with gritty, realistic Viewtiful Joe reboot. Joe looks like a red Captain Falcon now, talks like a cross between Judge Dredd and The Tick, and is voiced by Jon Benjamin.

Bayonetta makes a cameo as well, but has been redesigned to look like a brunette ScarJo, and instead of her signature weapons, she now carries two gold Uzis with pink stuffed bunnies hanging off the handles by gold chains. She's been made into a wisecracking sidekick for Joe, and throws out informative one-liners like Velma at the start of the game before she is stepped on by Godzilla shortly before the starting credits finish. She's now voiced by Fran Drescher.

Silvia is now Joe's Stepford Wife, and has been redesigned to look like a blonde Emma Stone. She is shown in various scenes throughout the game in either a bikini or naked with an apron on, and flip-flops. The player can press start at any time during the gameplay, and she will dispense ammunition refills to Joe from between her legs. She is now voiced by whichever member of the janitorial staff on-site at the recording studio has the best scream.

The game will be an on-rails corridor FPS. Screaming "Henshin-Up-Your-Ass, Baby" is your only attack and is triggered by hitting any button on the controller. To avoid any possible confusion or player frustration, maneuvering every level will be achieved automatically, freeing up the analog sticks for selecting which Peripheral Vision Ad Experience™­ is most relevant to you. A pre-order bonus exclusive to the Xbox One, Kinect users will be able to speed up the gameplay by shouting "goddamnit, move" at any time. The game is designed to give the most exciting 35 minute campaign yet seen in video games, and the multiplayer mode will give endless replayability for you and up to 3 friends to vote every 30 seconds for each new in-game commercial.

 

[Baron_Calamity]

Ack! This is killing me. I swore I've seen that helmet before.

 

[enzo_gt]

My guess is Viewtiful Joe spiritual successor on X1.

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

Ack! This is killing me. I swore I've seen that helmet before.

Cobra Commander. Lol

That or Speed Racer. Jokes aside, it has a very familiar look to it.

 

[Miles Quaritch]

My guess is Viewtiful Joe spiritual successor on X1.

Rugpuddle!

The secret Japanese game is coming from Platinum Games and is a Viewtiful Joe like action- beat em up. Codename is "RugPuddle". This is part one of a multiple game deal with Microsoft to publish other titles in the future.

 

[Baron_Calamity]

Cobra Commander. Lol

That or Speed Racer. Jokes aside, it has a very familiar look to it.

It might be similar to a lot of helmets which is causing my brain to fry. The closest I can come to it is Battle France of Battle Fever J or Buck Rogers.

 

[NaughtyCalibur]

Definitely Vectorman.

Or the world premiere of his first born son, Voxelman.

 

[jonno394]

Atrocious viewtiful joe successor. Think bomberman zero style awfulness.

 

[Krusenstern]

The ridiculous amount of platforms makes me believe it's an Ubisoft game.

 

[SJRB]

I love shit like this, even though it will inevitably end up being a complete disappointment.

 

[GuardianE]

That "V" looks super familiar. Not the logo, but the one on the helmet. I can't quite put my finger on it. The "wings" on the V are pretty unique.

 

[69wpm]

Looking at the keywords, and the inclusion of "Wii", they're probably just for seo and mean nothing :/ Would love some Viewtiful Joe though.

 

[VibratingDonkey]

Are you kidding me?

Yes.

Sorry.

 

[Steverulez]

The guy who posted this pic on Instagram does PR(?) for Microsoft Belgium.

Oh shiiit, Microsoft going third party?!

 

[GooeyHeat]

Frog Factions 2?

Always worth keeping in mind.

 

[Dekanach]

lmao

 

[Dizzy-4U]

Vile spin-off.

 

[H4r4kiri]

Microsoft VR ?

 

[DBS]

It does look like the dude from those MGS V trailers, you can even see that little gap at the bottom of the helmet.

(Comes from this video)