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[Ace Harding]

Someone's cuttin' onions...

No seriously my wife is making an omelette.

 

[- J - D -]

Too much schmaltz. No one wants to read about Calvin dying. Guess for fanfic writers it's the next best thing since you can't really do the "leaving for college, give childhood toy to little girl" thing anymore after Toy Story 3.

I swear, Toy Story 4 better not be about Andy dying and Woody and Buzz trying to find their way to the hospital.

 

[Cade]

A crap ending nobody asked for. You shouldn't have.

You wanna jerk tears and your dick at the same time, father a porn star. Don't wipe your ass with greatness and show me the toilet paper like you did something special.

bobbyroberts for poet of the year 2014

 

[echoshifting]

But this pisses me off. DON'T CLICK ON THAT LINK. Why would you link that? Are we even allowed to link porn here? Didn't watch the video but from the video image it definitely seems like it will be porn.

Woah, easy there. That's an Onion site. The video is a parody of the bajillion shitty Calvin and Hobbes tributes featured in clickbait links.

 

[SCULLIBUNDO]

"Honey, how'd your Calvin and Hobbes thread do?"

"Not good, Moira. Not good."

I'm dying.

 

[Ventara]

Woah, easy there. That's an Onion site. The video is a parody of the bajillion shitty Calvin and Hobbes tributes featured in clickbait links.

Is it? Still, that video image has left me with something I'd have rather not seen. Not funny in the slightest.

 

[echoshifting]

Is it? Still, that video image has left me with something I'd have rather not seen. Not funny in the slightest.

If you say so.

 

[The Culture Vulture]

Skipped the OP when I saw what it was but this thread delivers.

 

[JaseMath]

Calvin and Hobbes fan fiction lol

If it's not Watterson, it's not Calvin and Hobbes.

 

[A_Gorilla]

I can't take Calvin and Hobbes seriously anymore after that Robot Chicken sketch...

 

[terrisus]

Darn, the title had me all excited.

Instead...

Sorry, but nope.

If it's not Watterson it's not Calvin and Hobbes.

This.

 

[davepoobond]

I preferred that fan tribute that was on Clickhole as far as closure for the series goes.

http://guyism.com/humor/calvin-and-hobbes-video.html

^ SERIOUSLY NSFW.

 

[Mister Wilhelm]

I can't believe you teased me into this thread with the hope of new material from Watson and then posted horrible fan fiction.

I hate you, OP. I hate you forever.

 

[chadtwo]

Remember the one fake "last" Calvin and Hobbes strip where Calvin takes his medication and sees Hobbes for the stuffed animal he is?

That was pretty terrible.

 

[way more]

This is the appropriate thread to bring this up, but I saw the most amazing thing the other week. On the back of a pick-up truck with sliding windows like so . . .

Were three stickers.

On the left, Calvin doing this

On the right, Calvin doing this

And in the center? Calving like this . . .

It was modern day triptych. Still, I guess it wasn't as bad as this repulsive video. http://guyism.com/humor/calvin-and-hobbes-video.html

 

[CREMSteve]

I can't believe you teased me into this thread with the hope of new material from Watson and then posted horrible fan fiction.

I hate you, OP. I hate you forever.

He actually did just release new material recently, taking over Pearls Before Swine for a few days.

You can definitely feel the Calvin and Hobbes influence in there.

 

[Frustrated_Grunt]

I preferred that fan tribute that was on Clickhole as far as closure for the series goes.

http://guyism.com/humor/calvin-and-hobbes-video.html

^ SERIOUSLY NSFW.

Holy shit. That's hilarious!

 

[Steamlord]

Those are terrible too.

The ritalin one is still one of the worst.

The ritalin one is actually better because it's clearly just a stupid one-off joke while a lot of these other artists / writers think they're good enough to continue where Watterson left off.

 

[Aaron Strife]

Could be worse

 

[Revolutionary]

Is it? Still, that video image has left me with something I'd have rather not seen. Not funny in the slightest.

Lmao
They're characters from a comic strip. It's not a video of your parents fucking.

 

[alfredofroylan]

The ritalin one is actually better because it's clearly just a stupid one-off joke while a lot of these other artists / writers think they're good enough to continue where Watterson left off.

Yeah, it's ok when it's just a joke or a parody, but trying to "continue" the story is dumb. Here's one for Peanuts

 

[jerry1594]

I'll put my foot through a monitor before I bother with goddamn fanfic.

 

[BertramCooper]

That Clickhole vid is awesome.

I was bummed when they took it down. Such a brilliant parody of all the garbage Calvin & Hobbes fan art and knockoffs.

 

[akira28]

Same here

I knew better


The first few sentences helped.

A crap ending nobody asked for. You shouldn't have.

You wanna jerk tears and your dick at the same time, father a porn star. Don't wipe your ass with greatness and show me the toilet paper like you did something special.

thank you, sir.

 

[echoshifting]

That Clickhole vid is awesome.

I was bummed when they took it down. Such a brilliant parody of all the garbage Calvin & Hobbes fan art and knockoffs.

Woah, they took it down? I didn't even realize the url was different. Parody is a thankless art.

I guess Ventara isn't the only person who was traumatized

 

[thoseAREmySHOES]

Worst thread title ever

 

[Freaky Fred]

I clicked that NSFW link and I'm strangely unaffected

 

[bodyofanamerican]

He actually did just release new material recently, taking over Pearls Before Swine for a few days.

You can definitely feel the Calvin and Hobbes influence in there.

That's why everyone thought you were posting new material, OP.

 

[TCKaos]

I know there are a bunch of C&H fans (like me) on here and this is actually pretty well done.

http://i.imgur.com/wEyuvdd.jpg[img][/QUOTE]

[url=http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/25gtsw/eu_in_the_final_minutes_of_his_life_calvin_has/]Here is the link to the original story written by a Redditor before some shmuck made it a fucking million pixel long image for no reason other than to steal it.[/url]

 

[Enron]

no no no no no no no.

 

[CornBurrito]

Eh, don't sweat it. Although I personally find it bad, some are overreacting. No one is actually angry.



But this pisses me off. DON'T CLICK ON THAT LINK. Why would you link that? Are we even allowed to link porn here? Didn't watch the video but from the video image it definitely seems like it will be porn.

It is from The Onion. I mean you don't see genitalia so I don't think it is actually porn. But yeah it crosses several lines.

 

[Freyjadour]

Lik dis if u cry evertim and what happens next will shock you.

 

[TasTokyo]

My mind is boggling at what will happen when Cyan reads the thread title and then sees the post. I hope it's a fittingly awesome reply.

 

[echoshifting]

Here is the link to the original story written by a Redditor before some shmuck made it a fucking million pixel long image for no reason other than to steal it.

Stolen Calvin and Hobbes fan fiction

Go home internet, you're drunk

 

[Jigorath]

This is the most bullshit cliched ending someone could come up with.

 

[nhlducks35]

Bill Watterson on suicide watch

 

[Zekes!]

Yeah, it's ok when it's just a joke or a parody, but trying to "continue" the story is dumb. Here's one for Peanuts

lmao

 

[Elija2]

These C&H fanfics are almost as bad as the Calvin peeing stickers.

Almost.

 

[Toxi]

"One last adventure"? Are you kidding me?

The reason why Calvin and Hobbes' few sentimental moments work is because the rest of the strip is so funny that they feel like an earned reprieve. And so of course, this fanfic is completely humorless. Way to go.

 

[Duress]

I don't know one who read any Calvin and Hobbes, except myself.

It's getting harder to relate to people

 

[Neuromancer]

Didn't read lol

 

[bodyofanamerican]

Bill Watterson on suicide watch

I'm hoping this drives him nuts enough to come back. Maybe this is insane genius at work.

 

[ronito]

So are we posting stupid shit from our Facebooks now?

 

[bishoptl]

Didn't read lol

I approved this post ahead of time, no bans given

 

[Sho_Nuff82]

I clicked, didn't see Watterson art, bailed out. Fuck this shit.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

"The next day Francis grew bored with Hobbes and threw him in the trash. Francis spent the rest of his childhood playing videogames instead."

 

[Opinionatedfish]

Bad fan fiction is bad fan fiction.

And that was bad fan fiction.

I fully expect to see it all over Buzzfeed and sites like that though. Something like "You won't believe this final Calvin and Hobbes adventure!"

I can't wait until we get to the point where the oldest internet crap gets dragged kicking and clawing into the world of those kinds of sites.

I can see it now.

"You won't believe what Mr. T just ate!"
"AMAZING HAMSTERS THAT CAN DANCE!"
"Watch out, Obama! All of this base belongs to someone else!"
"Shocking Sailor Moon Story! You won't believe what happens with Luna!"
"16 Reasons Your Dog Might Be The Man Now!"
"SHOCKING SESAME STREET IMAGES!"
"You won't believe that this party has anything to do with lemons!"
"This infant can truly DANCE!"
"Shocking Frog Hurls Insults! You Won't BELIEVE what happens next!"
"This one man's shocking proposal video is INSANE."

Ugh.

Yeah......

 

[Cyan]

How is it 2014 and they still haven't invented a way to punch someone over the internet

 

[Opinionatedfish]

How is it 2014 and they still haven't invented a way to punch someone over the internet

Someone should adopt Uber into something like that.

"Here is the person's address. For a certain amount of money, some one will go to their house and hit them."

Hmm.. I would totally do that. Have various props for it.

Bucket of Water = $10
Flour = $10
Sugar = $10
Your Flavor Choice of Pie = $15
Rubber Chicken = $20
Paper Fan = $20
Paint = $50
Nerf Weapons = $100
Punch Them In The Face = $150
Punch Them in the Stomach = $150

And so forth.

 

[davepoobond]

someone needs to post some embarrassing Heathcliff or Marmaduke fan fiction