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Shirtless FF League |S3| #GronkGronk #ScaredShirtless #BornShirtless #Drake #NoShirts

Sanjuro

Member
Also, to further that point...

Remember when Parcells famously could cook the dinner, but not buy the groceries?

Good ole Pete got a fucking WIC card and Natty Ice.
 

Bread

Banned
Pitino.

I don't hate Carroll at all, I actually liked him.

Pitino doesn't know how to coach at the professional level. He tries bringing his stupid fucking gimmicks over that no veteran is ever going to do.
Correct. Just checking.
 
For too long Commissioner Dutch has polluted this league with bare chests. It's time to cover them up. When I take down the championship this year, my title reign will be one of crew necks and tyranny. Shirtless will be no more....

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Banned
If I knew this is what fantasy football really was I'd have joined sooner. I thought fantasy meant pretend football!
You don't need to play fantasy football to be shirtless

You can join our shirtless clan but you'll need to go through a very long and tiresome initiation first. You will have to really dig deep and find out what you're made of.

You must take your shirt off, twist it around your hand, and spin it like a helicopter.

Once you do that, you can be honorary shirtless.
 
Don't forget to learn the lyrics to the original Shirtless Season 3 song : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TzER-YNQko

(It's Gronk, it feels good to be back, get hyped, I approve this message ..!)

Don't care the situation I just want the ball, always handle altercations with a protocol (pro to call) , I hear the allegations but don't get involved , I just wanna get back on the field and do my job, been a while now I'm ready , I could see myself in the end zone already, I'm going deep throw it up and I'll get it , touchdown high five to Tom Brady , I hear em yelling Gronk time to give them what they want , no matter where your from they remember #1, we lost a couple players but we still rolling strong , and I'm still getting hype cuz there's no way ill do it calm , you know I'm gone , be the best in my position , I'm going all out and it don't matter the conditions , and if I'm doing me then there ain't no competition , anybody talking different I use that as ammunition ,

So I'm right back to it , they all love how I do it, can't nobody else do it like me ,
The game will never be the same I'm headed towards the hall of fame I bet you heard the name Gronkowski,
It's Gronkowski , it's Gronkowski, now just imagine how the game would be without me , I'm proving wrong every single one who doubt me , bet when I'm gone you'll remember Gronkowski, it's GAMETIME

Ain't no worries cuz I'm still intact , ask a safety or a cornerback , no holding back ,and there's no way you could adapt, just when you think you got me covered there I go and make the catch, shoutout my fam my brother Gordie where you at, my father to my other brothers Chris and Dan, and lil Goose (Glenn Gronkowski) we can't forget the little man, and I gotta thank my mom for who I am,
I hear em yelling Gronk time to give them what they want , no matter where your from they remember #1, we lost a couple players but we still rolling strong , and I'm still getting hype cuz there's no way ill do it calm , you know I'm gone ,
My best wishes to the secondary , I'm trying to have my team playing come February(Super Bowl) , I hear the allegations but don't get involved, I'm just glad I'm back on the field to do my job!

So I'm right back to it , they all love how I do it, can't nobody else do it like me ,
The game will never be the same I'm headed towards the hall of fame I bet you heard the name Gronkowski,
It's Gronkowski , it's Gronkowski, now just imagine how the game would be without me , I'm proving wrong every single one who doubt me , bet when I'm gone you'll remember Gronkowski, it's GAMETIME
 

Greg

Member
Naw man, Naaw. Just a bunch of shirtless friends having a good ol time.

You don't need to play fantasy football to be shirtless

You can join our shirtless clan but you'll need to go through a very long and tiresome initiation first. You will have to really dig deep and find out what you're made of.

You must take your shirt off, twist it around your hand, and spin it like a helicopter.

Once you do that, you can be honorary shirtless.
:jnc

I love you people
 

UberTag

Member
When do I pick my spot?
Once everyone else has selected their draft spot, the Commish will come up to you and say, "Hey Sanjuro... you're picking 14th in Round 1. The best running back available is Doug Martin. Have fun."

That's when you'll know.
 

Sanjuro

Member
Once everyone else has selected their draft spot, the Commish will come up to you and say, "Hey Sanjuro... you're picking 14th in Round 1. The best running back available is Doug Martin. Have fun."

That's when you'll know.

That's...fucking...BULLSHIT.
 
I've been hanging out shirtless for two days and received no play. I'm beginning to think this thread isn't about bros hanging shirtless.
 
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