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Confess Your Sins
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DonEscobar
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I secretly struggle with relapsing, but put a front like it's all fine.
I used to go to those coffee stands sometimes where the girls flash their cornholes for $5.00 tips.. I bring my wife sometimes and she encourages it and likes me to tell her about it so I don't feel as creepery.. it's funny because every car I see go through I judge the guys but there I am in line, lol. I'd still go but my work commute no longer takes me near them.
Yes. Seattle area has a ton of them. "Bikini Baristas".. which usually means lingere, or a g-string and some pasties.. and a decent percentage of the girls will flash you, finger themselves, whatever.. I've had them offer up a titty to suck on (I didn't oblige), and encourage me to finger them as well.
They've been arrested for prostitution essentially numerous times, one of the stand owners was investigated by the FBI for money laundering.. a cop was arrested aiding them even.
It's pretty sketchy stuff.. had girls hang their ass/vagina out of the window of a stand in full view of a highway. The girls range from smoking hot to looking like they are 2 tips away from buying some smack and shooting up in the shed behind the stand.
They've been arrested for prostitution essentially numerous times, one of the stand owners was investigated by the FBI for money laundering.. a cop was arrested aiding them even.
It's pretty sketchy stuff.. had girls hang their ass/vagina out of the window of a stand in full view of a highway. The girls range from smoking hot to looking like they are 2 tips away from buying some smack and shooting up in the shed behind the stand.
I can't drive.
I mean, I can get behind the wheel and move from point A to B, but I feel an incredible amount of fear, pure terror and anxiety. Most of the time I end up puking because it's just too much.
Learned to drive about five years ago and it's still a problem. Using a car is my last resort. I know it's fucking pathetic, but I can't seem to do anything about it.
I mean, I can get behind the wheel and move from point A to B, but I feel an incredible amount of fear, pure terror and anxiety. Most of the time I end up puking because it's just too much.
Learned to drive about five years ago and it's still a problem. Using a car is my last resort. I know it's fucking pathetic, but I can't seem to do anything about it.
John Kowalski
Banned
That's not pathetic. The same happens to me when i have to give someone i don't know a phone call. It takes me half an hour of mental exercises just to press the button.
Actually.
Maybe we're both pathetic.
I stole an OXM disc one day from the grocery store and on the way home I crashed my car.
Seriously.
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Transhuman
Unconfirmed Member
Both of those, plus I get anxious around authority figures. Hard to get help for your anxiety when the thought of going to a doctor to treat your anxiety fills you with anxiety.
bobawesome
Member
I like my meat well-done.
afternoon delight
Member
If I'm feeling kind of tired on an overnight drive and there's nothing to do, masturbation takes care of at least thirty minutes and I'm left wide awake.
Just sayin'
Just sayin'
No you're not, you're just dealing with anxiety. Most people, including myself, react to certain situations in similar ways.
John Kowalski
Banned
Wait what? December?? I thought it was November....
chicko1983
Member
I hate people like you. Hold on and fart in the bathroom or outside.
If you have no qualms in doing it in front of others, you are one selfish person.
I hope you Gary and follow through the next time you try it.
Ok back to confessember
Digital Snake
Member
I tried this with the Xbox Magazine to get the Conker Live and Reloaded Demo...got caught, it sucked.
BIGWORM
Member
This girl I'm talking to uses "Cheese and Rice" as a phonetic substitute.
This is a bit messed up :
I can't stand human tragedy or animal cruelty but there is this deep found fascination inside me, it's hard to describe. I watched live feed from Gaza yesterday and as the rockets were lighting up the night sky and explosions rocked the horizon, I was just in awe of the forces of utter destruction that had been released.
It all goes back to my childhood. When I was young and there was big thunderstorm, I always wanted to go out and dance while the forces of nature would decimate trees and cause mayhem in the immediate vicinity.
I can't stand human tragedy or animal cruelty but there is this deep found fascination inside me, it's hard to describe. I watched live feed from Gaza yesterday and as the rockets were lighting up the night sky and explosions rocked the horizon, I was just in awe of the forces of utter destruction that had been released.
It all goes back to my childhood. When I was young and there was big thunderstorm, I always wanted to go out and dance while the forces of nature would decimate trees and cause mayhem in the immediate vicinity.
This is hilarious if true
only one? I would party if all of them disappeared
Freaky Fred
Banned
I've been trying not to judge people on their confessions in here, but this is beyond fucked up.
get help. seriously
travisbickle
Member
This is the strange part of the OP, everyone concentrate on this!!!
wait what did the person get fired for exactly?
Laughing Banana
Weeping Pickle
I am very annoyed and straight up dislike some people here in GAF but won't put them in the ignore list because: I never use ignore list and GAF's ignore list function is bonkers anyways.
It's kind of sad to actively dislike a person that I never actually meet and only know by screen name, but eh, there you go.
It's kind of sad to actively dislike a person that I never actually meet and only know by screen name, but eh, there you go.
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
I do this too, but replace GAF with the internet in general.
Sometimes I sleep 14 hours in a row on my days off.
Unhandled Exception
Member
This sort of thing is very symptomatic of an anxiety disorder. They are called intrusive thoughts and they do happen to quite a few people, mostly to those who already suffer from OCD. Really shitty to ostracize when quite often they themselves don't understand what's going on and are too ashamed to tell anyone about it. People never get the help they need because of this type of shit. As for actually taking action on these thoughts, that's entirely different from the link you posted. You don't need to worry about the people who are worried they have these thoughts, for the love of god just point them in the right direction. You need to worry about the people who act on them.
GasProblem
Member
In a restaurant the waitress asked if I wanted my steak medium. I said I wanted it large.
SliceSabre
Banned
When I was a teenager I used to just wipe the end results of my self pleasure sessions on the carpet.
Took me a while to realize the carpet started getting discolored in front of the family computer.
Took me a while to realize the carpet started getting discolored in front of the family computer.
Nothing wrong with Whitney at all. I won't comment about Phil.
1.21Gigawatts
Banned
When I was little and alone at home watching TV I peed in the plant in the room because that way I was able to keep watching TV while peeing.
Black-Wind
Member
Are we confessing things we DO or things we have done?
Well, worse I have done to someone was put semen in my room mate's plastic personal straw after we had a huge blow out. I sat there and waited ... and watched him drink from it well it was still wet. Did it 1 or 2 more times for good measure ... not proud of that and I had to really step back and take a loong look at my maturity level. We had such a bad relationship with so much stress I started breaking out in acne ... doing that actually chilled my stress levels though so my face cleared up.
For something more personal ... i feel like I'm on a treadmill. I see wut I have to do, I WANT to do wut I have to do ... but tons of shit keeps taking my focus away from the things I KNOW I have to do and my time management is shit out the ass bad. :/
I at times get wrapped up in the mystery of how ANY of this shit is real.
Well, worse I have done to someone was put semen in my room mate's plastic personal straw after we had a huge blow out. I sat there and waited ... and watched him drink from it well it was still wet. Did it 1 or 2 more times for good measure ... not proud of that and I had to really step back and take a loong look at my maturity level. We had such a bad relationship with so much stress I started breaking out in acne ... doing that actually chilled my stress levels though so my face cleared up.
For something more personal ... i feel like I'm on a treadmill. I see wut I have to do, I WANT to do wut I have to do ... but tons of shit keeps taking my focus away from the things I KNOW I have to do and my time management is shit out the ass bad. :/
I at times get wrapped up in the mystery of how ANY of this shit is real.
eh, I enjoyed it too. juust went into it knowing it wasn't going to be good.
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