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LGBThread |OT4| We're (still) Here! We're (still) Queer!

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HylianTom

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I'm really bad at recognizing gay or bi-guys as well, it's not just a problem older gay guys have. Especially since some jokingly touch each other in a sexual manner or say stuff to each other (again, jokingly) like they are a couple or at least lovers.

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I was wondering about that, but a bit too timid(/lazy) to ask. Good to see that it isn't just me. It's.. a whole new world. *ba-dum-tsssh!*
 
So if you went back for seconds on sloppy joes would that make them sloppy seconds? Badum tish!

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week.
 

HylianTom

Banned
Okay, time for a random dirty secret joke! (can't believe I'm about to share this)

One of the Saints players made a cheesy commercial for a local oil change joint. HylianGreg knows that I liiiike this guy, so he's ruined the commercial for me by saying, "Here's your
cum
shot, Mr Vaccarro!" at the 22-second mark.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I6xA4huz8g

Now, whenever we see the commercial and we're not at home, we look at each other during the cup scene and fight to not fall into a laughing fit..
 
I'm really bad at recognizing gay or bi-guys as well, it's not just a problem older gay guys have. Especially since some jokingly touch each other in a sexual manner or say stuff to each other (again, jokingly) like they are a couple or at least lovers.

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I hate this, lots of straight guys do it for some reason.
 

daripad

Member
What happened that you couldn't keep up with your old plan which seemed to work?

Have you ever tried out going to a Gym? Or maybe going onto a little bicycle tour or something.

The problem is food, it has always been food. I get anxious and start picking stuff from the kitchen and eat compulsively.

And today I confirmed that this is no good place for biking, my neighbor got run over today and died. People can't fucking drive here. No, for the gym I don't have any excuse, I should do that.

But then one of my teachers told me yesterday that always have excuses for everything. I start feeling that I'm full of BS.
 

VegiHam

Member
We should all have an universal sign to recognize if we're gay or not

It'd get co-opted as a metrosexual fashion statement pretty fast I think. We'd be all 'move your left hand in a clockwise circle and your right anti clockwise if you're gay' and then some popstar would feature it in a dance and then everyone'd be doing it, Premier League footie players would do it to celebrate goals and it'd become useless :p
 

daripad

Member
It'd get co-opted as a metrosexual fashion statement pretty fast I think. We'd be all 'move your left hand in a clockwise circle and your right anti clockwise if you're gay' and then some popstar would feature it in a dance and then everyone'd be doing it, Premier League footie players would do it to celebrate goals and it'd become useless :p

lol never considered that possibility. We could be famous for starting this new trend!

If all of the world's queer folk turned purple for just one day, could you imagine the freak-out shitstorm that would ensue? Haha!

Surprises and meltdowns, tons of them. Just imagine that
 

VegiHam

Member
lol never considered that possibility. We could be famous for starting this new trend!
Nah, the pop star'd get the credit. We'd be a footnote in the 'know your meme' entry.
A lot of people wouldn't show up to church, I can tell you that.
Ooooh, now I wanna write this! All the queer folk turn purple for a day including those struggling with their own identity; who have to face being outed to themselves AND the whole world all at once. Probably in small town america. You could have old people who never realised, struggling teens, themes of the importance of visibility vs the right to privacy...
 

Monocle

Member
Nah, the pop star'd get the credit. We'd be a footnote in the 'know your meme' entry.
Lady Gaga would do it to show solidarity with us or whatever and it would end in a bloodbath between Little Monsters and Katy Perry fans. "What's your sign?" would take on a sinister new meaning. One wrong move and you could end up with a spiked heel through your temple.

Nah, the pop star'd get the credit. We'd be a footnote in the 'know your meme' entry.

Ooooh, now I wanna write this! All the queer folk turn purple for a day including those struggling with their own identity; who have to face being outed to themselves AND the whole world all at once. Probably in small ton america. You could have old people who never realised, struggling teens, themes of the importance of visibility vs the right to privacy...
Yeah, could make for an interesting story!
 

Vitanimus

Member
My Anaconda don't...
My Anaconda don't...
My Anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun

Boy toy named Troy, used to live in Detroit
Big dope dealer money, he was getting some coins
Was in shootouts with the law, but he live in a palace
Bought me Alexander McQueen, he was keeping me stylish
Now that's real, real, real,
Gun in my purse, bitch I came dressed to kill
Who wanna go first? I had them push daffodils
I'm high as hell, I only took a half of pill
I'm on some dumb shit

By the way, what he say?
He can tell I ain't missing no meals
Come through and fuck 'em in my automobile
Let him eat it with his grills,
And he telling me to chill
And he telling me it's real, that he love my sex appeal
Say he don't like 'em boney, he want something he can grab
So I pulled up in the Jag, and I hit 'em with the jab like...
Dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun


ib1lNtx5kc5yBz.gif


ass anthem
 

Kater

Banned
Great, now my PC is making problems. Sudden blue screen, then it said something about the harddrve. Ruining my weekend.
 
My Anaconda don't...
My Anaconda don't...
My Anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun

Boy toy named Troy, used to live in Detroit
Big dope dealer money, he was getting some coins
Was in shootouts with the law, but he live in a palace
Bought me Alexander McQueen, he was keeping me stylish
Now that's real, real, real,
Gun in my purse, bitch I came dressed to kill
Who wanna go first? I had them push daffodils
I'm high as hell, I only took a half of pill
I'm on some dumb shit

By the way, what he say?
He can tell I ain't missing no meals
Come through and fuck 'em in my automobile
Let him eat it with his grills,
And he telling me to chill
And he telling me it's real, that he love my sex appeal
Say he don't like 'em boney, he want something he can grab
So I pulled up in the Jag, and I hit 'em with the jab like...
Dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun


ib1lNtx5kc5yBz.gif


ass anthem

The lyric video is my everything.

 

Ty4on

Member
Universal gay symbol would only work if only gay people knew about it. Otherwise it'd be like writing "I'm gay" on your forehead :p

I see, so we're currently on Central European Summer Time? I don't get it, then what is GMT+2? I'm really bad with time zones haha
GMT is UK, GMT +1 is us and GMT +2 is Eastern Europe. Summer time everything is +1 because it makes no sense :D

Yep, that's me.
Not long before you said that I listened to a podcast where the guest said she lived east of EST in Canada (Nova Scotia even IIRC) which blew my mind. I thought it was you, but I didn't have proof and it being wrong would be awkward.

PST is the only timezone I have a grasp of in the US because so many tech related (like E3) press conferences happen there at 9-11am for whatever reason. Then DST happens at a different week and everything is messed up...
 

Alrus

Member
I assume everyone is straight until proven otherwise (or when it's very very obvious). Worked fine for me, only crush I ever had before I met my bf was bisexual (and it was painful as fuck because it was semi unreciprocated, aka dude was a total tease).
My Anaconda don't...
My Anaconda don't...
My Anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun

Boy toy named Troy, used to live in Detroit
Big dope dealer money, he was getting some coins
Was in shootouts with the law, but he live in a palace
Bought me Alexander McQueen, he was keeping me stylish
Now that's real, real, real,
Gun in my purse, bitch I came dressed to kill
Who wanna go first? I had them push daffodils
I'm high as hell, I only took a half of pill
I'm on some dumb shit

By the way, what he say?
He can tell I ain't missing no meals
Come through and fuck 'em in my automobile
Let him eat it with his grills,
And he telling me to chill
And he telling me it's real, that he love my sex appeal
Say he don't like 'em boney, he want something he can grab
So I pulled up in the Jag, and I hit 'em with the jab like...
Dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun


ib1lNtx5kc5yBz.gif


ass anthem

I love this song, the lyrics are everything.
 
I agree, it's definitely not something you can watch while you are cooking or reading NeoGAF posts.

Didn't remember the tracks and thought the one I linked to was also an official track. Those two are very funky too though!

Keep your head up, daripad! :)

Time Zones are so confusing at times. Even England is in another time zone than the rest of Europe.

I love your avatar so much, boo! <333
 

Caladrius

Member
I just realized that since my family only has 1 car now I have maybe two days where I could possibly see my friend for the last time.

Ugh

I still have yet to get in touch with him about that. Dude's hardly ever available, it seems.


Yang would look great if not for that pseudo-pampadour.

And that looks like the lead-in to Super Makoto Sisters. Would play.
 

Kinsei

Banned
Universal gay symbol would only work if only gay people knew about it. Otherwise it'd be like writing "I'm gay" on your forehead :p


GMT is UK, GMT +1 is us and GMT +2 is Eastern Europe. Summer time everything is +1 because it makes no sense :D


Not long before you said that I listened to a podcast where the guest said she lived east of EST in Canada (Nova Scotia even IIRC) which blew my mind. I thought it was you, but I didn't have proof and it being wrong would be awkward.

PST is the only timezone I have a grasp of in the US because so many tech related (like E3) press conferences happen there at 9-11am for whatever reason. Then DST happens at a different week and everything is messed up...

That wasn't me. I've never been on a podcast.
 

Kater

Banned
No more having porn tabs open while browsing Neogaf?

I still have a Wii U and that browser was made for watching videos, hehe.
No more typing long sentences though is what this really means, since it lags (for around 5 seconds sometimes!) when I try to write a word.
 
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