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Who are the biggest douchebags alive right now?

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In this thread I'd like to avoid pure evil (mass murderers, child rapists, etc). If we set the bar at ISIS commanders who have had villages crucified, then no one else you could list will really compare.

Instead, I'd like to use this thread to celebrate the people who have made douchebaggery an art form in recent years. People who give you douche chills with every word they say.

Rush Limbaugh
His reputation speaks for itself, but over the last decade-plus, this guy has said just about every vile, intolerant, inciteful thing you can imagine. You sometimes get the feeling that he doesn't actually believe 100% of it, but he's completely willing to sell listeners on the idea that their existence is threatened by minorities, social welfare programs, homosexuals, etc in order to boost his income, and to me that's even more offensive than a true believer.

Michael Cannon
One of the chief legal architects behind the Halbig v Burwell case which, if upheld, would throw millions of people off of their Affordable Care Act exchange health insurance policies. He's also been the most outspoken douchebag on his side during the whole debate.

Gleefully cheers on the possibility of millions of people losing health coverage, then argues, apparently in complete seriousness, that if this happens, people should blame the Democrats for it.

Zoe Quinn's ex
Starts an online harassment campaign due to a failed relationship.

LeBron James
Has taken arrogance in sports to levels never seen before.

Harvey Weinstein
Consistently makes life hell for film creators. The worst kind of executive producer.


Who else?
 
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Colin Kaepernick
 
Justin Bieber - pretty much everything about him is douchebag to the max
Richard Dawkins - this guy is just a straight up asshole

South Park would also say John Edward is the biggest douche in the universe and I would agree
 
Kim il-Sung. Yeah, I know he's dead, but officially he's eternal. Still somehow just a massive douchebag even though he's dead and can't kill or ruin anyone lives directly.
 
When I think of a douchebag I usually think of someone like Justin Bieber. Maybe not truly evil and intentionally destructive, but oblivious, spoiled, and self centered.
 
Why does it feel like this topic was created to call Zoe Quinn's ex a douchebag? He's hardly on the same level as Rush Limbaugh.

My vote goes to Tony Abbott, the guy (and his party) seems intent on ruining every part of Australia's environment that he can get his hands on.
 
Fox News-just watch the shit propaganda flow from their shit mouths. the history books will wonder how America allowed a channel like that to be mainstream. as Jim Lahey said "shit apples never fall far from the shit apple tree."


Don Mattrick- he made dumb plans for the Xbox One by focusing on an all digital futute coupled with DRM, then planned to have TV integration as a central part of the console. had it launch with a ridiculous price point because of a mandatory Kinect. and proceeded to 180° on everything that was originally announced for the system. then he peaced out like a dead beat dad and left for Zynga like MS and Xbox gamers weren't shit.

Obama- the mans intelligent and a good leader, but remains extremely passive and reactionary to a constant stream of issues and events.

Marvel- they refuse to give us a Black Panther, Blade, or Punisher film, all the while giving those fuckboys Iron Man and Thor a bunch of films. fuck Marvel.
 
Really?

Lebron?

Really? Amongst all the adulterers, abusive spouses, drug addicted professional sporters stars, Lebron is the worst?
 
Antonin Scalia, Supreme Douche.

My favorite answer in the thread so far. And I don't see it being topped.

Justice Sandra Day O'Connor reportedly had a great negative reaction when Florida was initially called for Gore in 2000. Based on this, I've held a wish for there to be cameras following the Supreme Court justices on Election Night 2016. Imagine Scalia's reaction if/when the Dem candidate crosses 270EVs. :)
 
From Australia, Gina Rinehart & Rupert Murdoch. Would put abbot here too, but he wouldn't have achieved half of what he did without murdoch.

From Goldman Sachs, Henry Paulson & Lloyd Blankfein.

From DeBeers and many other places, Mark Cutifani & Philippe Mellier.

From Nestlé, Peter Brabeck-Letmathe & Robert Leonidas. But really, nestlé is monstrous.
 
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