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i just ate raw chicken for no particular reason

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This seemed appropriate.
 
Sadsic, I get you dude. You'll probably be fine tbh. You're one of my favorite posters and everytime you post, I'm so happy you're alive. You make great music too. You're awesome dude.

Good luck
 
Chewy as fuck. Hipsters like to think you should serve pork and chicken at sub-medium ranges because it's cool, but it tastes awful.

Chewy as fuck. Stop this practice and tell the host that your dinner was "fine."
 
Dude... never eat raw chicken.

When I was kid I liked eating raw liver though, which was pretty fucked up.
 
Is this supermarket chicken? I've had salmonella and it's no joke. Couldn't keep anything down, things violently coming out of both ends at once for hours, had to go to the hospital for dehydration. It was the worst.
 
Man, go see a doctor. Firstly because you fucking ate raw chicken and have a high chance of getting salmonella and secondly because you fucking ate raw chicken so you need to get your meds checked because those clearly aren't working.
 
I've had food poisoning twice in my life plus I've been in intensive care / isolation ward for some super strain of a stomach bug. Just reading the thread gives me shivers.

OP, rethink your life choices.
 
You ate raw chicken because you were bored? Fool.

Fine in small quantities but to eat 3 drumsticks is just a cry for attention, especially as you did it and then came on here to discuss it.
 
this is what happens when you eat meat, savages

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OP: Prepare to get salmonella for no particular reason. Maybe consult a doctor for no particular reason and tell him you ate raw chicken for no particular reason.

Better don't tell your boss the reason you will miss work for the next few weeks will be beacause you ate raw chicken for no particular reason, he might get unreasonably angry at you :)

Seriously, go and consult a doctor RIGHT AWAY.
 
Having experienced food poisoning once in my life, I feel like "What the fuck is wrong with you?" is an appropriate question to ask.

You ate raw chicken because you were bored? Fool.

Fine in small quantities but to eat 3 drumsticks is just a cry for attention, especially as you did it and then came on here to discuss it.

Pretty much this. I guess mission accomplished.
 
I dont believe this story, although if it is true prepare for a combination of these. Headache, abdominal pain, cough, slow heart rate, possible enlargement of the liver or spleen (which could load to even more tangential problems), constipation or diarrhea (it is fun to guess which), chills, increased perspiration, weakness, sore throat, dizziness, muscle pains. Possible psychosis, confusion and seizures.
 
I've seen raw chicken yakitori.

http://www.thebraiser.com/anthony-bourdain-anderson-cooper-yakitori/

I still want to try it once.

Apparently the salmonella risk is due to the dirty conditions of most commercial chicken processing plants.

Eating a free range bird raw has a much reduced infection risks. The free range bird are what they use at this restaurant.
I've tried this in Japan, although I think it was described as 'mostly raw', it was cooked a little. It was good but gristly; the quote in the article about it being like knuckles is fair. All the other yakitori skewers I had were godly.
 
Sadsic you are immensely awesome and talented so I really hope you are okay. Please don't eat raw chicken again. I got really sick last year and I think the etiology involved chicken and I don't want that to happen to you.
 
I've tried this in Japan, although I think it was described as 'mostly raw', it was cooked a little. It was good but gristly; the quote in the article about it being like knuckles is fair. All the other yakitori skewers I had were godly.

There's about 1000 cases in japan a year, which isn't too bad given how much chicken and eggs they eat. I read that it's because their chicken is fresh and organic.
 
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