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[caesar]

dumbfuk

 

[Alienous]

like 3 drumsticks

 

[Az987]

I just took a bite out of a live chicken.

I win.

 

[TUSR]

is he still alive?

 

[TheDrizzlerJ11]

Pretty sure raw organic free range would be more dangerous than your raw Purdue chicken. Purdue and other Mass distributers soak the chicken in a chlorine solution that kills a lot of bacteria and gets all the meat from thousands of birds to be the same color.

If you get sick AT ALL, go to the doctor.

 

[akira28]

it takes a special man to find a muse in raw poultry.
a rare bird indeed.

 

[optimiss]

I had raw chicken for dinner once in Japan

I'm fine

Eating raw chicken is fine as long as the bird was freshly slaughtered and handled with care. When you get raw chicken in Japan that is exactly what they do.

 

[Escape Goat]

Woah. I'd say go throw it up

If you wanted to spice things up I'd recommend drugs.. safer than raw chicken. And more fun

He should have got a nice spice rub. Really kick things up a notch.

 

[speculawyer]

how bad of a decision was that? i have two days off from work and i wanted to spice it up a little

Do you feel like this?

Meh, at worst you'll get some bacterial infection.

 

[Az]

Everytime I see your threads I hope to hear some positive stuff. Throughout all these threads we kind of got to know you so it feels like it's affecting a friend personally. Hope you get through this, keep making music.

 

[lednerg]

Sub'd for the aftermath. If you haven't turned into a human shit sprinkler in the next 72 hours, then you got lucky.

 

[akira28]

Sub'd for the aftermath. If you haven't turned into a human shit sprinkler in the next 72 hours, then you got lucky.

don't forget the projectile vomiting. at the same time.

 

[marimorimo]

I've eaten raw chicken (tori sashimi) on numerous occasions in Japan.

I ask the Japanese why they wouldn't normally eat chicken raw but suddenly it's OK when it's sliced into thin pieces and served on a fancy plate. The answer? "The chicken is fresh." (Granted, Japanese food handling and safety standards are top-notch. If I have to eat raw, I would only choose stuff prepared by a Japanese in Japan).

I guess it's delicious, but I can't really remember the taste as I'm too busy trying to forget that I'm eating raw meat. If I have to eat raw, please give me tuna or salmon. Those are the GOAT.

 

[triplestation]

like 3 drumsticks

Lmfao

 

[Blood Red Sky]

I've eaten raw chicken (tori sashimi) on numerous occasions in Japan.

Here you can see that the outside has been lightly seared before slicing to kill bacteria on the surface.

 

[Supermanisdead]

god, op that is one of the straight up dumbest decisions you could ever make. get it together, jesus christ. jesus fucking christ.

 

[PeskyToaster]

your bathroom will certainly be spiced up a bit.

 

[Caribou]

I dont understand the thought process of "im going to eat some raw fucking chicken"

 

[Carcetti]

This is the stupidest thread I've ever subscribed by far but I really want to know how this ends up in 6-72 hours.

 

[Foxy Fox 39]

I dont understand the thought process of "im going to eat some raw fucking chicken"

I'm pretty sure Sadsic is going through a lot of things, mentally.

 

[komplanen]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBI5lUjetzA

 

[MIMIC]

i dont know i ate it in the dark

OP, are you by any chance a dog?

 

[Caribou]

I'm pretty sure Sadsic is going through a lot of things, mentally.

well yeah

 

[rjc571]

Doesn't the OP have a history of destructive behavior/suicide attempts? I feel like we should be taking this cry for attention more seriously than we are.

 

[LUFTRAUSER]

i dont know i ate it in the dark

So you ate raw chicken, in the dark... Uh, what exactly were you trying to "spice up a little", OP?

 

[Ben Morales]

Doesn't the OP have a history of destructive behavior/suicide attempts? I feel like we should be taking this cry for attention more seriously than we are.

Yeah, I have seen these types of posts from him before and he is worrying me.

 

[triplestation]

Sadsic you are my favorite member <3

 

[komplanen]

Sadsic you are my favorite member <3

This one almost ties up with the shit tashbrooke does.

 

[Nikodemos]

Can't understand why people would eat raw chicken. It has an awful texture, even by raw meat standards and has a faint, but unappealing smell.

 

[forms]

i cooked it a little bit then i was like "fuck it, it's 3am im just eating this now"

then i realized it was very squishy and cold and hard to eat

then i ate it later anyways

then i ate cool whip

Glad to see you ate cool whip, that negates any potentially harmful effects from bacteria.

Spoiler

No, not really. I would stock up on toilet paper if I were you. Your anus will be singing the praise of Lord Chicken in no time.

 

[GingerNathan]

Here you can see that the outside has been lightly seared before slicing to kill bacteria on the surface.

Yep, salmonella and ecoli can be found on the outside of meat. Having said that if it's not incredibly fresh or if the kitchen preparing it hasn't got good hygiene practises you've still got the risk of toilet troubles.

Note to OP, incredibly fresh is not something you'd call frozen drumsticks. :/

 

[Siegcram]

 

[Amalthea]

Good grief Sadsic, if you wanted to open the gates of hell you should've made sure it's not your butthole!

 

[StalkerUKCG]

I love sadsic is he still alive?

 

[ephemeral garbage]

y'all are overreacting. like almost everything that you're not supposed to do, there is some risk involved, but you'll probably be fine.

 

[Beardz]

So, OP, are you OK,? Are you OK, OP? OP, are you OK? will you tell us that you're OK?

 

[Escape Goat]

So, OP, are you OK,? Are you OK, OP? OP, are you OK? will you tell us that you're OK?

He doesn't know!

 

[WorldStar]

the dairy in the cool whip neutralized any bacteria/virus fyi

 

[davepoobond]

i think you need some help, from multiple medical professions

 

[Easy_D]

the dairy in the cool whip neutralized any bacteria/virus fyi

But bacteria grow in milk, it's how you make sour milk! (Which is fantastic)

 

[LUFTRAUSER]

So, OP, are you OK,? Are you OK, OP? OP, are you OK? will you tell us that you're OK?

Even if they don't have Salmonella that fact that they would do this suggests that they are not, in fact, OK.

 

[nintendork666]

If I ate 3 whole drumsticks of fried chicken, my stomach would start to feel uneasy.

OP, you might need therapy or something.

 

[Jade Knight 08]

UGHHHHH, I'mma 'bout to throw up reading this thread..................... da f**k was he thinking!!!!!

 

[Messofanego]

I have a feeling this is another attention-seeking behaviour thread. Sadsic, come on man you don't have to resort to this.

 

[Escape Goat]

Were you fully concious when you are it? You knew what you were doing and fully aware of where you were and who was President? My brother had diabetes (but we didnt know it) and he was in some kind of stupor eating rice out of the box in the middle of the night.

 

[Beardz]

You knew what you were doing and fully aware of where you were and who was President?

Who was President is the question here.

 

[akira28]

I have a feeling this is another attention-seeking behaviour thread. Sadsic, come on man you don't have to resort to this.

It's a cry for chef.

sadsic: just get a George Forman Grill. Raw chicken goes in, you close it, turn it on, open it back up in 15 minutes, done.
you also never got back to me in PMs dude. kinda hurt, bro. kinda hurt.

 

[Randolph Freelander]

I mean, I watch cooking shows from time to time, and when I see the chefs handling raw meat on the show, I want to wash my hands.

Eating it? Unfathomable.

 

[Zeus Molecules]

It's a cry for chef.

sadsic: just get a George Forman Grill. Raw chicken goes in, you close it, turn it on, open it back up in 15 minutes, done.
you also never got back to me in PMs dude. kinda hurt, bro. kinda hurt.

Side note you don't boil the chicken before you put it in the grill? I find the meat to dry if I leave the grill to do all the cooking.

 

[Orbis Tabula]

It's a cry for chef.

sadsic: just get a George Forman Grill. Raw chicken goes in, you close it, turn it on, open it back up in 15 minutes, done.
you also never got back to me in PMs dude. kinda hurt, bro. kinda hurt.

I'm so bad at cooking, I can never make my chicken any good on my George Foreman. Only stupid easy burgers that taste good.