Is anyone else annoyed at how many words are wasted talking about the reviewers delicate sensibilities? I get it, it's 2014, everyone wants to look morally concerned, but how about you save the in depth reflections on violence for some real world stuff and dedicate that paragraph on how Tomahawking a soccer mom in the back of the head made you feel inside onto telling me if the driving has been updated, how do some of the new cars feel, what kinda new strangers sidequests are popping up?
I'm not trying to be all silly GG "I WANT OBJECTIVE REVIEWS" but for the love a pete this is Grand Theft Auto. I understand, maybe, trying to use that uncomfortable feeling as a way to frame how immersive the new first person view feels but I gotta say this feels way guilty trippy. I'm sorry, but watching digital puppets go through animations where they fall down and some textures turn red doesn't shake me to my core because well they are fake and I don't play the game pretending they are real.