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Metal Gear Community Thread |OT2| © 2015 Konami Digital Entertainment
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Love Deterrence
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Love Deterrence
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Wow!! O_O Great minds think alike! :-D That's awesome!
it is awesome TV
Love Deterrence
Member
Dude, that is great news!! Cannot wait for it to arrive. My last 1080p TV broke, so I got 720p as a replacement as it was cheap and I didn't really care about pixels and stuff, but I decided that it is time to get a new setup in time for TPP!
June 6.. 2016
Nope. Just June. I'm not even joking.
Love Deterrence
Member
ON THE EDGE
ON THE EDGE
His parents didn't love him.
Who is your source Chinner?
Obviously I can't say.
Batzi is actually Kojima, did you really think Kojima wouldn't notice this thread, he's been playing us like a damn fiddle this whole time!
My dude King Moron
BAHAHAHHAHAH
ON THE EDGE
Well LD, you've done it. I'm dead
Can you say if it is a KojiPro/Konami or your "certain game developer of annualized franchise" source?
Love Deterrence
Member
/dead
Cipher Cat
Banned
I am ready. I will post on the next page. I would very much appreciate if you don't post for 5 minutes once the next page is reached because there is always 1 minute for me to wait until I can post again.
Love Deterrence
Member
Jimmyfenix
Member
Batzi made me watch kojimastation on Christmas
You don't trust Batzi? What has he done for you to doubt him?
Are you clucking kidding me?
Konami. It was obviously leaked though. And please don't ask me more. And you know what, it doesn't really matter cause most of us here guessed it would be around that month. No specific day was announced. June is their current target and it might change.
You'll owe me an apology when it turns out to be June.
No because I already said my guess is the game comes out in June, hence Kojima's t-shirt at The Game Awards :lol
Cipher Cat
Banned
Whatever you guys are talking about. Because I don't know, I was busy. Let me get this straight.
I lost all faith in Batzi.
I lost all faith in Batzi.
Ok good then, now you know.
Have you guys seen the trailer for the Devil may cry movie?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZo59DeZY9g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZo59DeZY9g
Cipher Cat
Banned
Are you guys actually interested in Naughty Dawgs?
No I still don't know because no offence Batzi but I can't trust you anymore, you burned me too hard with that shitty christmas Kojima Station... and there are a few other things like saying Destination Playstation 2013 was on Feb 20th when it was clearly a week later and stuff like that....
I like you brother but I won't believe anything like that ever again, either you give us a good source for this or it's just BS.
Love Deterrence
Member
Guys, Batzi isn't jerking you around here. I have seen the proof of his claims, and thus have every reason to believe that June is the targeted date.
Cipher Cat
Banned
I am tired of this..
If he keeps this up then I agree.
thank you BatzGod
Cipher Cat
Banned
Please no posts after post 3200 for 5 minutes.
Cipher Cat
Banned
Year: 2015
Colonel Campbell: "2 days ago we got report that our most precious Outer GAF members are lost in the timeline. No one knows where they exactly are.
Your mission is to bring them back as soon as possible, in order to maintain the hype. Hey.. ..are you listening to me? Hey! Drop that ball of wool!"
?: "Ugh.. Colonel, I have no interest in doing this, why do I have to do this?"
Colonel Campbell: "Because Chinner said."
?: "That filthy duck! Send him then! I have no interest in this at all!"
Colonel Campbell: "Unfortunately, he also disappeared a few minutes ago. You are our only chance, there's no one else for this job!"
?: "Fuurrr fuck's sake! How am I even supposed to bring them back if no one knows where they are!?"
Colonel Campbell: "Our intel team is able to recreate the time holes in which each member disappeared. Thanks to the newest version of nanomachines."
?: "How is that even possible?"
Colonel Campbell: "It's nanotechnology, I don't have to explain shit! Your mission will start in 2 minutes. However you'll always have someone with you, in each time.
Sometimes it might be Solid Snake, maybe it's even Big Boss himself. Though it's unclear where you go first or where next.
So stay cautious! In order to bring them back you or either your partner has to interact with a member for atleast a second.
As soon as you brought back every member in it's represent time, you'll be warped to the next time. One more thing, it is very important that no one ever finds out you real name
or otherwise we are about to get rekt. For that reason you'll be called by your old codename "System Error" from now on.
Do you have anything to say before you get sucked into the first time hole?"
System Error: "Yes. I hate you."
Colonel Campbell: "I appreciate your passion. Now go, let Outer GAF come back to live! By the way, they are naughty, very naughty."
System Error: "Tell me something new" *zzzZZZZZZOOOOOooooooMMMMmmmmm*
Year: 1964
The Boss: "Snake, try to remember some of the basics of SEX..."
Naked Snake: "Commencing Virgin Mission...now." *zzzZZZZZZOOOOOooooooMMMMmmmmm* "Huh!? What is this thing!?"
System Error: "Hey, you are Naked Snake, right? You need to help me to get my comrades back to my time. ...Dude... ...why are you not wearing any pants?"
Naked Snake: "It talks! Ugh.. Well.. I'm called "Naked Snake" Wait.. You need help? Sure I'll gladly help such a nice little kitty like you!"
System Error: "Bitch please, you're embarrassing me! But thank you."
Naked Snake and System Error are walking through the jungle, while Snake's snake is bouncing left and right. Left and right, up and down.
As he crouched, he hit System Error with his snake.
System Error: "You are disgusting!"
Naked Snake: "I'm sorry. But your fur is so kawaii!"
System Error ran away from Naked Snake but got stopped by something with dem curves. It was actually Love Deterrence!
Naked Snake: "Woah! Dem curves! Dat booty! Such a hot chick!"
System Error: "Dude, that's Love Deterrence, he's actually a guy.."
Naked Snake: "I don't care. His body is no deterrence to me, if you know what I'm talking about."
Love Deterrence: "Oooohhh Naked Snake!!! Please inject your giant snake into my body!"
System Error collapsed. Naked Snake went behind Love Deterrence, injected his snake into her (him). And they began to moan and to crave for eachother.
Snake's snake began to squirt some liquid into her (his) body. Love Deterrence moaned louder and louder. Snake. Snaaakee. Oh Snaaaaaaaaakee! Yes! Oahh!
Suddenly System Error and Love Deterrence vanished. *zzzZZZZZZOOOOOooooooMMMMmmmmm*
Major Zero: "Snake! You impregnated Love Deterrence! You created a time paradox! Fission Mailed!"
Naked Snake: "Ahhh.. totally worth it."
Year: 2005
Solid Snake: "Am I too late?"
Kenneth Baker: "Oooooo..... Huhuuhuhuh.."
Solid Snake: "He's moaning... You're the SextoyTech president Kenneth Baker, right? Don't worry. I'm here to get an autograph."
Kenneth Baker: "Noooo! Not another fanboy!"
Solid Snake looks up. He sees bondage tools. Vibration sound appears. Solid Snake jumps back.
Dildo Ocelot: "Right. Touch those ropes and the bondage start vibrating along with the old man! So you are the one my cock's keep talking about."
Solid Snake: "And you?"
Dildo Ocelot: "Special Operations COCK-HOUND... Dildo Ocelot."
Dildo Ocelot shows off his Dildo tricks.
Dildo Ocelot: "I've been waiting for your solid snake. Now we'll see if the cock can live up to the legend! This is the greatest dildo ever made.
The Cold Single Action Anus. Six batteries. More than enough to penetrate anything that moves. Now I'll show you why they call me... Dildo."
*zzzZZZZZZOOOOOooooooMMMMmmmmm*
System Error: "Ugh.. what are you guys doing here?"
Dildo Ocelot rejects his Dildo out of Solid Snake's butt.
Solid Snake: "Well, Dildo Ocelot just wanted to show me his tricks. It's so awesome!"
Dildo Ocelot: "That it is. Do you want to join us?"
System Error: "No thanks. I'd rather not. Anyways have you guys seen some crazy people? I mean more crazy than you guys."
Solid Snake and Dildo Ocelot shook their heads. Suddenly a wall began to explode! It was unbelievable! A total of 13 members from Outer GAF gathered together.
From left to right, there they stood. Jimmyfenix, Rean, Spongeboba, Chinner, Sn4ke_911, hammertomb, Gnome Scat, raven777, Pinewood, strafer, Xpike, Opto and Mifec!
System Error: "What the fuck are you guys doing here all together!?"
strafer: "Gangbang. We just had some gangbang, with that guy called "Liquid Snake". You should've seen that System Error. It was like having sex with 100 tentacles!"
Mifec: "For fuck's sake strafer we made a promise to keep this between us. We don't want to make the others jealous!"
Spongeboba: "Stupid strafer ruined everything."
System Error: "Ah yeah right.. So the usual stuff, I see. Well anyways, why did you blow up the wall?"
Chinner: "Sn4ke_911 wanted to show us his sextoy collection though he said that the SextoyTech president Kenneth Baker is keeping those save. That's why we are here."
Sn4ke_911: "That's right! I have everything, in order to penetrate almost anything!"
Dildo Ocelot: "Sn4ke_911.. You're pretty good. Just what I'd expect from the man with the same code as the boss. It's been a long time since I had such a good climax..
But I'm just getting warmed up... What!?"
Dildo Ocelot's hand disappeared.
Dildo Ocelot: "My hand!!!"
The bondage collection got slashed into pieces.
Dildo Ocelot: "Uuunnhh! Ooooof!! Latex catsuit! Can't you even penetrate right!? You were lucky. We'll meet again!"
Solid Snake: "Who are you?"
Deepthroat: "I'm like you...I have a solid snake."
Kenneth Baker: "Ohhh..Ohhhh! That... that latex catsuit...!"
Deepthroat: "Gggyyyaaaaaaahhhhhhh! Gggggyyyyyaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!! Ggggggggggggyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!"
Xpike: "Wait. He's coming already?"
Rean: "Might be because he sucked Dildo Ocelot's hand."
Jimmyfenix: "I guess that's why he's called "Deepthroat"
Opto & Pinewood: ":lol :lol :lol"
Deepthroat disappears.
hammertomb: "Yo, Solid Snake would you please skip that cutscene with that long conversation with the old man?"
Solid Snake: "Uhh... sure."
raven777: "hammertomb you'll probably get banned later for saying that."
Cutscene skipped. SextoyTech president Kenneth Baker died.
Sn4ke_911: "Nooooo! He was our only chance to see my sextoy collection again!"
Gnome Scat: "What have you done hammertomb!? You'll definitely get banned for that"
System Error: "Alright guys, that's enough, it's time to go back!"
Jimmyfenix, Rean, Spongeboba, Chinner, Sn4ke_911, Gnome Scat, raven777, Pinewood, strafer, Xpike, Opto and Mifec: "Ok!"
hammertomb: "Do we really have to? I mean we could go back to Liquid Snake and get some more time with his tentacles."
System Error: "Chinner, please."
Chinner fultons hammertomb. hammertomb banned.*zzzZZZZZZOOOOOooooooMMMMmmmmm*
Cipher Cat
Banned
Part II:
Year: 2007
*zzzZZZZZZOOOOOooooooMMMMmmmmm*
System Error: "Oh no. Ohhh no. Oh no... Oh no no no no no. I see what's coming here."
System Error appears in a tanker he looks down and spots a bunch of marines.
Obviously some of these are Outer GAF members dressed as marines. Clap sound appears.
Dildo Ocelot: "Excellent lick tricks, my friend..."
Dat Guy: "Who the -- !?"
Dildo Ocelot: "Gift of the naughty tongue -- they say it's the mark of a good penetrator -- and of a whore. Bitches are too in love with the sound of their own moans..
to get an honest orgasm."
Dat Guy: "Identify yourself!"
Dildo Ocelot: "I am Shalalalala! Also called Dildo -- Ocelot."
Naughty flashback scenes appear.
Dat Guy: "What do you want?"
Dildo Ocelot: "This tanker will be quite useful."
Dat Guy: "What are you planning to do -- build a disco here?"
Dildo Ocelot: "Disco? No, no, I'm making a gangbang party."
System Error is doing a facepalm.
System Error: "I knew it..."
Solid Snake is watching as someone sneaks up to Dat Guy and restrains him.
Solid Snake: "Sandwich..."
Dildo Ocelot: "Nobody move! Understood?"
Marines are asking themself what's going on and what they should do. Dildo Ocelot holds up a detonator in his hand.
Dildo Ocelot: "This ship carries now enough SPERM on its key structural points to flood this whole tanker -- at the touch of this button."
Marines are irritated.
Dildo Ocelot: "That's right -- no one has to put on condoms needlessly."
More Sandwich allies appear.
Dildo Ocelot: "We're almost ready to get started. Get a move on."
Dat Guy: "What do you intend to do with my soldiers? Milk their semen and sell it on the streets?"
Sandwich: "I was raised on the streets, formerly known as the hood, the semen research outpost."
Dat Guy: "What are you talking about?"
Sandwich: "After the whores were pulled in, my home was bought out by the bitches."
Dat Guy: "Is there a point in this naughty story?"
Sandwich: "Not that you would understand. Streets, bitches, semen... All sold to the highest whoremistress -- the legendary bitches.
Even the sperm that gave birth to these aborted children, is ours, squirted by us!"
Dat Guy: "What do you intend to do?"
Sandwich: "We will fuck again -- and this gangbang party is the key."
Dildo Ocelot: "I regret to inform you that I have no intention of sharing these butts with you. As I said, "I" came to make a gangbang party. Yes -- for her.
Aphrodite, greek goddess of love and sexual desire."
Dat Guy: "The facky-fuck-ficky-fack-fucky! How's that possible!?"
Sandwich: "Ocelot, you...! Have you sold us out?"
Dildo Ocelot: "I was never in your employ, Sandwich..."
Sandwich: "Are you still in league with Solidus...!?"
Dildo Ocelot: "No hard feelings, Colonel. You can rot for all I care."
Sandwich: "Since when Ocelot! When did you fuck us?
Dildo Ocelot: "I'm glad you noticed fuckbuddy. I abandoned you during the Wet Dreams."
Sandwich: "Argh...!"
Dildo Ocelot: This gangbang party has only room for one to get pleased! Sandwich, you and your men will die here."
Sandwich: "Damn you!! Die, you dog!"
Sandwich releases Dat Guy as he's trying to shoot Ocelot but instead both Sandwich and Scott Dolph got penetrated to death by Ocelot's Cold Single Action Anus.
Dildo Ocelot: "Sandwich! Looks like you were long overdue for retirement."
Sandwich: "Traitorous dog..."
Sandwich's allies are about to to kill Dildo Ocelot. Unfortunately they also got penetrated to death.
Dildo Ocelot: "Show's starting! If you wish to live, I sugguest you cum for me now! This ship is still a gangbang party.
You may yet make it to give me a climax if you cum for your life!"
Dildo Ocelots pushes the button. Slowly the entire tanker is filling with sperm. Most of those marines are running away and screaming stuff like.
"Nooo. I'll never do this, I have a waifu. I'll never abandon her for this!" Solid Snake is running to the stage.
Solid Snake: "Ocelot!"
Suddenly Dildo Ocelot's right arm starts freaking out.
Dildo Ocelot: "Aaaarrghhhh!!"
Liquid Snake: "It's been a while, brother!"
Multiple voices are to hear screaming "Brrrrrooooooooooooooooooooooottttttthhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr!".
System Error is doing a facepalm as he is looking down to his comrades Fancy Clown, BanditoMac, brau, PrinceOfWhatever, Skullface, Rajang, Lollipop Dave, Para11ax,
Akiller, SargerusBR, sexyelder, Shy, Jindrax, TheBoss1 and dc89 undressing their marine clothes and...
STANDING HERE~
System Error realized
They were just like him
Trying to make hissssssstory
But who's to judge
The right from wrong
When their cum comes out
I think we'll both agree
That gangbang breeds gangbang
But in the end it has to be this way
They cummed on their faces
On so many places
But maybe we're all the same
The world has turned
No one concerned
Because nobody is to blame
Yet cumming between these booty cheeks
I feel new life will be born
Beneath this sperm filled ship
Beneath this sperm filled ship
System Error: "Ugh... I guess, I am lucky that most of them are into gangbang. That way, it will be very easy to bring everyone back."
Solid Snake: "Who are you?"
Liquid Snake: "Seems you guys know who I am and so do you brother."
Solid Snake: "Liquid?"
Solid Snake: "Not so solid anymore, eh, Snake... You're sagging in time. I know what it it's like, brother."
Solid Snake is looking down to his not-for-much-longer-solid-snake.
Not-for-much-longer-Solid-Snake: "Huh?"
Liquid Snake: "No wonder Naomi passed you over for the COCKDIE program. Aaaarrr!"
Liquid Snake's right arm starts to freak out.
Dildo Ocelot: "Out -- get out of my mind! Liquid..."
Liquid Snake is licking his arm.
Liquid Snake: "The price of physical prodigy... Few more years and you'll be another dead cock of the old man. Our raw materials are vintage, brother.
Big Boss was in his late fifties when they created his cock copies. But I -- I'll mastrubate again, with this arm."
Not-for-much-longer-Solid-Snake: "Liquid's arm?"
The tanker gets filled with sperm, more and more. Most of the marines are drowned to death by sperm.
Liquid Snake jumps into the cockpit of Metal Gear Dick Butt. He puts in some codes. Then, Metal Gear Dick Butt starts vibrating.
Liquid Snake: "You don't have what it takes after all. You're slapping down, Snake -- with this tanker!"
The remaining marines are shooting Metal Gear Dick Butt with their weapons. Though, it has no effect at all. Metal Gear Dick Butt is unleashing a fountain of sperm.
All of the marines are soaked in sperm to death. The same goes for Fancy Clown, BanditoMac, brau, PrinceOfWhatever, Skullface, Rajang, Lollipop Dave, Para11ax,
Akiller, SargerusBR, sexyelder, Shy, Jindrax, TheBoss1 and dc89 but they on the other hand seem to enjoy it. There areall over the place.
System Error seems to be annoyed. System Error jumps down into the pit of sperm. His entire fur is covered in sperm now. Not-for-much-longer-Solid-Snake takes photos
of the in sperm covered System Error.
System Error: "Guys I know, you all love this party but it is time now to go back! Alright?"
System Error looks at their faces and just sees
System Error: "I'll take that as a yes..." *zzzZZZZZZOOOOOooooooMMMMmmmmm*
Not-for-much-longer-Solid-Snake runs towards a computer. He uploads his photos.
Otacock: "So, any Codec moments from you, Snake? The first image is -- Ok, that's good. The shot from the right is in the bag.
The next image is -- Ok, this works. It's a great cum view. Next up is -- You're a pretty good photographer. We can definitely use this left shot.
OK, the last one's coming up. This is great. The sperm covered cat shows up really well."
Year: 2018
Mistress: "FQ-y0u2... Acknowledge. I have your orders. You will see them through, down the letter, or else... Well, you know what we do to naughty AIs, don't you?
I trust that will serve as adequate motivation. So! Your orders are to fuck a certain pesky politician. I have marked the objective on your radar.
The target's car is parked in front of the hotel. Head there now."
FQ-y0u2 is walking straight forward.
Mistress: "There he is. Penetrate him."
FQ-y0u2 starts penetrating him as he enters the penetration mode.
Mistress: "Good doggy. VR Mission complete."
Penetrate results:
Time: 00:00:40:35 [+1000]
PP: 0
Banzai Penetration: 0
Longest Combo: 0
Fucks: 1 [+500]
Rapes: 0
[No Sweating] [+1500]
[No Moaning] [+1500]
Penetration Points: [4500]
Penetration Rank:
Mistress: "Well? What do you think of the exercise?"
FQ-y0u2: "Mission accomplished. The target was penetrated.
Mistress: "That giant tail and this is all you have to say?"
FQ-y0u2: "I obey the orders I am given. I was not ordered to gather data on the merits of the mission."
Mistress: "Perhaps you are more like a dog than I thought... Your fuck count, though... It is... disappointing. Perhaps... Cockblower was right...
You lack man's fuck instinct. Well, there are several methods we might use to help give you that... edge. Repress your emotions through certain training scenarios, over and
over... Or teach you that following orders absolves you of responsiblity. Instill a fanatical belief in our cause -- that our enemies deserve penetration.
Or perhaps convince you that they aren't bitches at all... That they are less than whores
-- that they are like animals... Things... I wonder which method would work best on you."
FQ-y0u2: "I possess neither man's fuck instinct, nor his moral urge to resist it. None of your methods would be effective."
Mistress: "Are you saying I cannot teach you any new penetration tricks? Very well. Continue your training."
Some time passed. FQ-y0u2 finished his training.
Cumsin: "I really gotta take your little toy AI along?"
Mistress: "The more the merrier, no?"
Cumsin: "Yeah, whatever... Different AI, but it's still just an FQ-y0u."
FQ-y0u2: "And your ID...?"
Cumsin: "Oh, it speaks? I'm Cumsin, a.k.a. the squit storm by Darude."
Mistress: "You will be joining him on the next mission."
Cumsin: "Buckle the fuck up, little doggy. Remember this, we're bringin' penetration here if it fucks us. Or better yet: them."
FQ-y0u2: "I... would not know about penetration..."
Cumsin: "Then get ready for an erection."
Mistress: "We will see who gets the erection..."
FQ-y0u2: "Mistress, our mission is to... spread penetration? If so, then why am I never offered a choice?"
Mistress: "Why? Well, that's..."
Some time passes while FQ-y0u2 clears more VR training.
FQ-y0u2: "The whorehouse and palace of pleasure are under our control."
Mistress: "Did not care to join in the fun?"
FQ-y0u2: "No. I see no reason to fuck."
Mistress: "Well, I am sure you will get your reason soon enough."
FQ-y0u2: "Mistress..."
Mistress: "Bitches cannot intervene officially... But they will not just hand over the gate to their precious virgin. For that reason, I am offering you support."
FQ-y0u2: "Support? Are you coming with me?"
Mistress: "No. Look. I captured him as he was going to abuse my precious Tripods."
FQ-y0u2 spots a dog next to Mistress.
FQ-y0u2: "A dog?"
Mistress: "Apparently the nanomachines inside his body tell me that he's called "Dawg".
FQ-y0u2: "A dawg?"
Mistress: "Not a dawg, he's called "Dawg"."
FQ-y0u2: "I do not comprehend."
Mistress: "Ah, forget about that. However Dawg will support you in this mission."
Dawg: "Woof!"
FQ-y0u2: "And how he's going to do that?"
Mistress: "You'll penetrate each other."
FQ-y0u2: "As I said earlier. I have no interest to fuck at all."
Mistress: "I don't believe you. You might have no interest in penetrating AI's or human. Though I am quite sure this one will awaken your wet dreams."
Dawg's tail began to wag rapidly. FQ-y0u2 spotted his furry wagging tail.
FQ-y0u2: "No. I have no interest in that."
Mistress: "Hmmm... You surely are a stubborn AI, aren't you? You know, I could just give the order to penetrate eachother or even to enjoy it. Though I will not."
FQ-y0u2: "What?"
Mistress: "I'm pretty confident that you'll penetrate each other with great pleasure on your own. And penetrating each other with your own free will is always better than
being forced too. I suggest you and Dawg will go for Cumsin now."
FQ-y0u2: "I thought, he is our ally."
Mistress: "He was. However he captured some enemies and for some reason he doesn't want to penetrate them. I don't know why, though this behavior will not be tolerated!
Your order is to penetrate that traitor until he dies and afterwards you are going to fuck those captured once, like you have never done before. Understood!?"
FQ-y0u2: "Yes."
Mistress pets FQ-y0u2 and afterwards Dawg as she tells them to go. FQ-y0u2 and Dawg are walking towards Cumsin at the penetration palace.
10 minutes later Mistress felt strange.
Mistress: "That fur.. that Dawg.. his fur.. I shouldn't have let him go with FQ-y0u2. I need this Dawg back his fur is too much kawaii!"
Mistress is chasing after Dawg. FQ-y0u2 and Dawg arrive at the penetration palace. They are spotting a cage. Inside of this cage are JayEH, Lernaean and Batzi.
*zzzZZZZZZOOOOOooooooMMMMmmmmm* System Error drops on FQ-y0u2's head.
FQ-y0u2: "Enemy spotted! Exterminate!"
System Error: "Wha-?"
Dawg suddenly jumps onto System Error. He tries to fuck him but System Error dodged that.
JayEH: "We all knew he's into cats, you can't be mad because of that System Error."
System Error: "Ugh... I guess you are right."
Dawg: "Argh-WWOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh!!"
FQ-y0u2: "What is going on here?"
Cumsin: "Those freaks are crazy..."
FQ-y0u2 turns around and is spotting Cumsin sitting in a corner.
FQ-y0u2: "My orders are to penetrate you to death for your act of betrayal. Can you tell me why you refused to penetrate them?"
Cumsin: "As I said earlier, they are fucking crazy. That one guy called JayEH wants to play Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain. I said sure, I show you the way
to the next gaming store. But then suddenly this Batzi guy started totally to freak out. He said "No JayEH, come on, watch those trailer for Metal Gear Solid 6: Rising Snakes!"
and after they watched those trailer they started watching theories about it from that PythonSelkan dude. And afterwards, they started stalking every single tweet that person
Hideo Kojima tweeted and they still do! I have no chance to penetrate them, only Kojima is able to do that apparently. That's why you have to eliminate me, because I am not able to."
FQ-y0u2: "What is about the third one, Lernaean?"
Cumsin: "That's the most terryfing of them all. He collects every single merchandise of Mistress. He even wears the same clothes and starts talking like her!
I'm freaking out by that person. It seems he only wants to penetrate Mistress and there's no one else in this world he wants to penetrate."
Mistress: "So, so. A fanboy of mine, huh?"
Mistress appears on the scene. Lernaean's eye start to sparkle like in your favorite anime.
Mistress: "But penetrating me? I don't think so! I only penetrate myself and my tripods!"
Mistress focuses her eyes on Dawg who focuses his eyes on System Error, who focuses his eyes on Batzi.
System Error: "Guys, what's wrong with Batzi? Why does he not say anything?"
JayEH: "That filthy Cumsin has cut off his tongue. He won't be able to speak for awhile. Nanomachines might fix that later on."
System Error: "So, he's banned right now... He always seemed to overreact more than anyone else when it comes to hype."
FQ-y0u2: "That is enough. I have no idea who you guys are. Nor do I care. Mistress. I am going now. Deal with that on your own, bitch."
FQ-y0u2 leaves the zone.
Mistress: "Such a strange little doggy. It really seems like he has no interest in penetrating anything at all..."
System Error: "Ok, everyone. Stop now! You bitch are about to leave now! JayEH, grab Batzi, Dawg and Lernae.."
Lernaean: "No!"
System Error: "What!?"
Lernaean: "I'll come with you but before that. I am about to penetrate Mistress!"
System Error: "No! We leave now!"
Lernaean: "Forget it, this isn't a negotiation!"
System Error: "Ugh.. Do what you have to do then..."
Mistress: "I don't know what you guys are talking about but I won't.. Hey.. what are you doing?"
Lernaean destroys the cage with his Mistress cosplay polearm. He approaches Mistress. Closer and closer. He focuses his eye on hers and she does the same.
Mistress is irritated. She's walking backwards towards a wall. She reached the end of the wall. Lernaean leans his head next to her ears as he whispered.
Lernaean: "Turn around."
Mistress slowly turns around and Lernaean whispered again.
Lernaean: "Spread your legs."
Mistress: "Uhmm..."
Mistress is blushing. Then she slowly spreads her legs. Lernaean slowly unclothes his snake. Injected it into her body. Slowly he moved his hips and so did she.
Then a bit faster, then slower again, then faster and slower again. And then faster and faster! The ground started shaking. Holes began to tear on the ground.
System Error: "Did you really not play any second of The Phantom Pain?"
JayEH: "Nope, Batzi's hype prevented me from that and Lernaean just wanted to penetrate that Mistress bitch. Though, I can tell you.
Not being able to play it was a phantom pain."
System Error: "I guess it's too late now to play it anymore, as we are going to get back any minute now. Well, atleast Lernaean has got what he ever wanted."
Mistress: "OOOOOoooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh!!! Oooooooooaaaahhhhh!! OOOOOOhhh! Oh Lernaeaaaaaaaaaaan! Oh! Oh yes! Harder! Faster! Ohhh. Oaaaaaah! Aaaaaaahhh! Woaaaah!"
The ground starts shaking more and more. Suddenly Lernaean unleashes all his cum inside of Mistress body.
System Error: "Ok! We're done here. The time has come!"
Lernaean: "And so have I."
Lernaean walks towards the group as they gather together.
Mistress: "Not so fast! You're a legend in the eyes of those who penetrate, Lernaean. Unfortunately though, I cannot allow you taking Dawg with you.
His fur is too much kawaii! Now I know that I don't stand a chance against you guys, that's why I have to keep him safe somewhere else!"
Mistress' Tripods approach Dawg from behind and capture him. They are using some sort of machine. Suddenly, Dawg vanishes! System Error starts to jump at Mistress.
System Error: "What have you done!? Where is he!?"
Mistress: "Ahahahahahaha! I've send him back in time."
System Error: "You, what?"
Mistress collapsed by the events which recently occured.
System Error: "Fuuurrr fuck's sake! The penetration was nothing but smokescreen. I heard those Tripod's approaching, then...
They played us like a damn fiddle!"
System Error is shaking Mistress.
System Error: "Give him back! This isn't right! He was ours... We built the hype, damn it! ... You penetrating bitch...! C'mon. C'mon start talking, bitch!
C'mon, get up and start talking!!" *zzzZZZZZZOOOOOooooooMMMMmmmmm*
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