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Wii U - Splatoon Extended Cut

th4tguy

Member
Is there anything new I need to download?
I've got the demo from last time although I wasn't around to play.
 

NEO0MJ

Member
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blu

Wants the largest console games publisher to avoid Nintendo's platforms.
I'll be blasting 'You're kid/you're a squid' all summer long from a rooftop.
 

Cuburt

Member

LMAO


"Come on! Splat the world together (Splat the world together)
Come on! Splat the world, alright (Splat the world, alright)
Ink it up to the sun, ink it up to the moon
Splat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat Splatoon"

They should have definitely retained the full chorus for the original commercial. It's too good.
 

RomanceDawn

Member
Need help please. This is my new favorite song so I've devoted my life to getting the lyrics down. My dream is almost complete.

Splatoon

Splat X3
Splatoons the game only on Wii U
Make a mess, it's what your gonna do
You can splat the walls, splat the floor
Splat each other and splat some more
The team with the most ink splatted will win
Now you know the rules so come on lets begin!

You're and Inkling kid that change to a squid
Dive into the ink, no one will know where you hid
You can slip through gates, you can swim really fast
You can climb up walls, you know it's always a blast
You can charge up your E-Liter/Ink Meter(?) too
Become a Kraken see what it can do!

Come on!
Splat the world together (Splat the world together)
Come on!
Splat the world! Alright! (Splat the world! Alright!)
Ink up to the sun, ink it up to the moon!
Splat-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-Splatoon!

The Splater Shots fine(?) its rapid and wide
With the Splat Roller you can really glide
Splat Target inks in a r********(?) line
Splat bombs explode after a little time
When the Ink Strike comes hope its on your side
It's massive ink bath so run and hide!

So many spaces to claim in this turf war
Like Salt Spray Rig when you are a'shore
Or go inside to Walleye Warehouse
You won't leave without any doubts
Black Belly Skate Park's a lot of fun
There's so many ramps for you to run!

Come on!
Splat the world together (Splat the world together)
Come on!
Splat the world! Alright! (Splat the world! Alright!)
Ink up to the sun, ink it up to the moon!
Splat-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-Splatoon!

You can help to defend Inkopilus
From the Octillian nemesis
Some are small and some are fat
Take them out with your ink splat
If you want them out of your town
You gotta take over the bosses now!

Come on!
Splat the world together (Splat the world together)
Come on!
Splat the world! Alright! (Splat the world! Alright!)
Ink up to the sun, ink it up to the moon!
Splat-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-Splatoon!
 

Porcile

Member
Need help please. This is my new favorite song so I've devoted my life to getting the lyrics down. My dream is almost complete.


The Splatter Shot fire is rapid and wide
With the Splat Roller you can really glide
The Splat Charger inks a long straight line
Splat bombs explode after a little time
When the Ink Strike comes hope its on your side
It's massive ink bath so run and hide!

Fixed for you.
 

SalvaPot

Member
I am buying 5 copies to play with my friends.

[Spoilers!!!]I will make them pay for them after they open them.[/Spoilers!!!]
 

Porcile

Member
I haven't listened to the latest 8-4 Play podcast so maybe they're ahead of me, but if this isn't the music outro on their next podcast I am going to be really really disappointed.
 
Well the 'kid now squid now' has become a little internet meme, so it's actually good marketing.
The song in OP is the superior song. It really gives it the image of some kinda animated show with an intro song, quite a catchy one at that.
 

Penguin

Member
Hahahahha... Nintendo has absolutely no clue how to hype using cool.

Very nice looking game, cringe-worthy promo

Well, I wouldn't say no idea...

They just choose not to pursue that avenue often

I thought some of the Smash commercials were kind of nifty not cool, but more of an edge
 
I think it's great Nintendo are finally branching out to music genres. I mean we have classical music with Zelda, up beat tunes with Mario and fast paced techno beats with F-Zero but I'm glad Nintendo finally added a song for us who like Screamo.


OH my! XD
 
Embarrassing. It´s like Gerstman is trolling Youtube users with an alter ego account.

Don't think I've ever seen so much effort put into trying to explain why a thirty second commercial is so bad that at worst is kind of cringeworthy and has despite that still turned into affectionate parody by most of it's viewers.
Nintendo cannot win this one
people know talking about them means clicks so I can see why a video like that is worth the effort

LOL @Gerstman
 

_DiGiTaL_

Member
The action looks great I still dislike the lyrics. The lyrics in my opinion are just bad. The testfire event was really fun though.
 

Cuburt

Member
I recut the extended version with an edit of the original commercial.

https://vid.me/RS9K


It's still a couple seconds too long to be a real commerical (might work if it was sped it up a bit) but I cut a couple sections out to work in the whole (awesome) chorus and I also added in a couple montage sections from the extended video I liked.

I just felt like they missed an opportunity to use the existing song to make a truly memorable 30 second ad with it, so this is my best attempt to create what I would have liked to see.
 
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