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[Agent Gibbs]

HOW? i just
HOW?

no don't answer i'll just stop eating them

 

[Grym]

♫♫♫♫♫♫
Oh I'd love to be an Oscar Mayer Wiener
That is what I'd truly love to be
Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener
Everyone would be in love with me
♫♫♫♫♫♫

 

[Miroku129]

But are there any dogs in them!?

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

To create the score, each item is molecularly analyzed through our proprietary DNA sequencing workflow.

that sounds scientish. I trust them wholeheartedly.

 

[ZombiePlatypus]

misleading title?
they are not talking about human meat, but fecal matter, and that is no news at all

...how.

Isn't the process mostly automated? Don't they wear gloves when handling it?

I can't imagine someone shitting in the pink paste before it's in hot dog form.

 

[psynergylover]

Should turn myself in for cannibalism, I'm sorry gaf.

 

[Neverforget]

Ladies and gentlemen, this is how humans will become zombies in 100 years give or take.

 

[Pegosaurus]

eh, what're you gonna do

 

[Euron]

Welp looks like I'm Hannibal Lecter then.










(Don't Avi-quote me)

 

[M3d10n]

All food is allowed to have a percentage of dog shit and other viles, I'm not joking. Just really small amounts.

Yes, because it's damn near impossible to get rid of it entirely. Same goes for insect bits in supposedly vegan food.

 

[Extollere]

You are what you eat

 

[Jarate]

Shocking news, we found cannibals have found a new way too consume human DNA

They call this vile act kissing

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

misleading title?
they are not talking about human meat, but fecal matter, and that is no news at all

I was assuming jizz. But that's somehow worse.

That Hebrew National. So good.

 

[Shalashaska161]

No wonder hot dogs are so good. I have the hunger.

 

[thenexus6]

 

[segasonic]

Hot Dog is people!

 

[DJ_Lae]

I don't think anyone eats a hot dog expecting a choice selection of meat cuts rather than an odd assortment of scrapings from the slaughterhouse floor.

The vegetarian dogs being more contaminated is far more interesting.

 

[Avixph]

If that's in American hot dogs I wonder what's in European and south American hot dogs and sausages.

 

[Avixph]

What does that gif have to do with hot dogs?

 

[TouchMyBox]

So they don't actually say which brands to avoid (mostly regarding the meat and humans in vegetarian products)?

Well, I guess it's a good thing I stopped eating veggie dogs a few years ago.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

So no problem with drinking piss but a hot dog? Eww, no way.

 

[Two Words]

What if the human urine found in the hot dogs are female "ejaculate"?

 

[CadetMahoney]

So no problem with drinking piss but a hot dog? Eww, no way.

roff

 

[DonasaurusRex]

whew Hebrew National and Eckrich in the clear...i haven't had human....in a while...

 

[sixteen-bit]

 

[thenexus6]

What does that gif have to do with hot dogs?

Just pretend they are.

 

[NewFresh]

To create the score, each item is molecularly analyzed through our proprietary DNA sequencing workflow.

that sounds scientish. I trust them wholeheartedly.

I was going to say the same thing. As someone who has does species testing of food stuffs, it's incredibly inaccurate even with the most exact methods, let alone their own proprietary one.

 

[akira28]

why human dna tho?

no..i..i need to know this.

 

[Ryaaan14]

Why would I even eat a hotdog that sum1 didn't put their blood sweat and tears into

 

[astroturfing]

don't we shed dna fragments pretty much everywhere? i just assume that stuff is everywhere so i don't care. i'm pretty sure you could find pigeon dna fragments in the orange juice i just drank.

 

[cyberheater]

If that's in American hot dogs I wonder what's in European and south American hot dogs and sausages.

I would really like to know as well.

 

[Lubricus]

Kosher franks as well?

 

[Savitar]

Come on.....who hasn't had a little human now and then.

 

[Baron von Loathsome]

What does that gif have to do with hot dogs?

Because he picked fried chicken over hot dog and his choice paid off.

 

[akira28]

Didn't mythbusters have a diddy where they proved that fecal matter is pretty much guaranteed to be on your toothbrush?

Another reason why MythBusters was always nothing but trash and mistakes pretending to be science.

 

[squall211]

Man, what's next? Bacon causes cancer?

/s

 

[Neato_Jinkins]

two things:

1) it wouldn't be even remotely shocking to find that basically everything we consume has traces of human dna in it. dna is pretty easy to shed.

2) speaking of how promiscuous dna can be, without observing extremely strict sample prep technique and working in a laminar flow hood or other apparatus designed to minimize contamination, there's a high probability that the examiner's dna slipped into the sample.

 

[Rad-]

Didn't mythbusters have a diddy where they proved that fecal matter is pretty much guaranteed to be on your toothbrush?

Poop particles are a real thing, I knew it.

 

[IceDoesntHelp]

Probably just skin flakes that got into the blender

 

[themagicalkitsune]

Pretty sure there's always human DNA in it from the guy that made it and handed it to me. I don't care.

 

[Omegasquash]

Poop particles are a real thing, I knew it.

Put a length of toilet paper over the bowl so you can hold it in place by putting the seat down. Flush the toilet. Look at the water that's hit the toilet paper.

That's poop water.

 

[deltatheta]

It doesn't not mean that 2% of hot dog are people.

Yeah, one out of every fifty hotdogs they tested might have been entirely composed of human meat and the rest had no traces of human DNA. But you think they would have mentioned that...

 

[richiek]

Don't meatpacking workers get injured (bleed, lose body parts) while on the job?

That would explain the human DNA.

 

[Daria]

fuuuuuuuu i can't eat another veggie dog again. granted all of those processed foods are garbage, this still saddens me

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

fuuuuuuuu i can't eat another veggie dog again. granted all of those processed foods are garbage, this still saddens me

They don't show any clear methodology. I wouldn't be too worried.

 

[Puruzi]

This means that people are delicious

 

[Dedication Through Light]

♫♫♫♫♫♫
Oh I'd love to be an Oscar Mayer Wiener
That is what I'd truly love to be
Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener
Everyone would be in love with me
♫♫♫♫♫♫

Fortunately the variety I eat from them is at >90% good rating.

 

[Avixph]

fuuuuuuuu i can't eat another veggie dog again. granted all of those processed foods are garbage, this still saddens me

You should make your own.

 

[Avixph]

I would really like to know as well.

Probably all sorts of creatures and bodily excrements.

 

[zeemumu]

Oscar Mayer is PEOPLE!!!!