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[rjinaz]

misleading title?
they are not talking about human meat, but fecal matter, and that is no news at all

Is it wrong that I almost wish it was human meat? lol. I mean obviously I'm not talking about people being chopped up but I was thinking more like loose skin flakes. Somehow the thought of eating human shit is worse.

 

[Ray Wonder]

The world is made of poop

Literally everything around you right now has poop all over it.

 

[daveo42]

 

[Arthr2ShdsJcksn]

Literally everything around you right now has poop all over it.

Yes, and when you're smelling farts, you're really eating small bits of shit.

This message brought to you by the aristocrats.

 

[Omegasquash]

Literally everything around you right now has poop all over it.

I even hear they use poop to make plants grow.

 

[Ganzlinger]

2%? Worth the risk.

 

[Fancy Clown]

A little bit of Disco Stu, is inside you

 

[Ray Wonder]

Yes, and when you're smelling farts, you're really eating small bits of shit.

This message brought to you by the aristocrats.

I bask in the ambiance hard too.

I even hear they use poop to make plants grow.

poop = life

 

[Littlefang]

Spoiler

Oh wait it's just poop. How boring.

 

[Kill Your Masters]

Also there are on average 8 insect parts (up to 60 parts allowed) in 100g of your chocolate. Including roaches.

 

[Ray Wonder]

Also there are on average 8 insect parts (up to 60 parts allowed) in 100g of your chocolate. Including roaches.

how much is a part? or do you mean like a leg or something

 

[Veritigo_X]

"Human DNA" sounds a lot grosser than just saying "human meat."

 

[Gordon Shumway]

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Why are you posting that Damn song in every thread? WHY?!

 

[xenist]

Hot long pigs.

 

[John Kowalski]

how can it be human if it tastes nothing like human?

 

[Fancy Clown]

how can it be human if it tastes nothing like human?

how do you know it tastes nothing like human?

 

[Veritigo_X]

how can it be human if it tastes nothing like human?

Processed meat. You should really be eating organic.

 

[Ray Wonder]

how do you know it tastes nothing like human?

you don't know what human tastes like haha

 

[Griss]

Yeah, if you're eating hot dogs at this point you really don't give a shit what's in them. I know I don't. Pig's eyeball, human DNA, faeces... whatever man.

If it doesn't make me sick and tastes good, into my belly it goes.

Also, something funny about vegetarian hot dogs being the ones with human DNA in them. Want to avoid eating animals? Sure, how about eating PEOPLE instead?

EDIT: That page gets mad respect for using the horrific word 'problematic' in a coherent way.

 

[Amalthea]

how can it be human if it tastes nothing like human?

Isn't human said to taste like pork?

 

[Kill Your Masters]

how much is a part? or do you mean like a leg or something

I have no idea its how the FDA defines the safe and maximum amounts.

Most foods probably have traces of insects anyway.

 

[Bedameister]

"Human DNA" sounds a lot grosser than just saying "human meat."

The main difference being that human DNA doesn't mean it has to be human meat.

 

[Ganhyun]

So, can they sample hotdogs from all the baseball stadiums and find out what is in those?

Also, anyone eating those reddish-pink cheapo hotdogs has to know they have all kinds of shit in them.

 

[Fuchsdh]

Perhaps it would be better to compare the amount of human DNA in hotdogs to other foods. As it is, 2% is a meaningless statistic, and it seems pretty easy to have DNA contamination in unprocessed and processed foods in general.

 

[Ray Wonder]

I know it might sound weird but this thread has actually made me want hotdogs.

 

[Fancy Clown]

The main difference being that human DNA doesn't mean it has to be human meat.

Correct. It can also be semen.

 

[Veritigo_X]

The main difference being that human DNA doesn't mean it has to be human meat.

Yeah, that's why it sounds even more disgusting.

 

[industrian]

 

[Takuan]

Cool. Still gonna eat them.

 

[Trojita]

But are there any dogs in them!?

 

[Netherscourge]

100% beef is 100% beef.

What's beef anyway?

 

[cyberheater]

I'm a veggie and I occasionally have a Quorn dog. I'm not too happy about them possibly containing meat.

But I think I should be safe with Quorn. I don't think they produce anything else.
Of corse they still could contain human DNA

 

[Darth Karja]

misleading title?
they are not talking about human meat, but fecal matter, and that is no news at all

Poop tastes yummy then. Now I want a chili cheese dog.

 

[Horse Detective]

Eh, a little human is better than more gross parts from animals.

 

[Entropia]

Pretty much the best way to describe this.



That's kind of gross. I always heard hot dogs were nasty but not that nasty...

 

[Monkey_Plunkett]

American brand hotdogs

We put the 'Frank' in Frankfurter

 

[lawnchair]

human DNA could be anything, right? saliva? somebody sneezed in the hotdog tank? somebody fell in the hotdog tank? somebody was clipping their nails? i wish there was more specificity

 

[Trojita]

Why are 2/3 of the hot dog's with human dna from vegetarian hot dogs?

The hippies aren't following proper hygeine guidelines?

 

[Alexlf]

Human DNA isn't surprising at all. I bet it's just skin cells or minute amounts of hair. People handle the food all the way down the production chain so it's almost expected.

 

[cyberheater]

American brand hotdogs

We put the 'Frank' in Frankfurter

Very good.

Why are 2/3 of the hot dog's with human dna from vegetarian hot dogs?

The hippies aren't following proper hygeine guidelines?

I've no idea. It's quite depressing.

But going by the report. It seems there are good suppliers of meat and veggie hot dogs to be had.

 

[void666]

Well, i guess ignorance is bliss.

 

[Jarrod38]

Spoiler

Oh wait it's just poop. How boring.

If it contains human flesh- anything above the four percent allowable by the F.D.A.

 

[MaddenNFL64]

Human tastes good then.

Apparently.

 

[jesu]

Only in America?
Should I tell my vegetarian GF her hot dogs might have meat in them?

 

[lawnchair]

Should I tell my vegetarian GF her hot dogs might have meat in them?

definitely

one out of ten is actually a meat dog

 

[Hard J]

A microscopic drop of saliva on your $30 steak will contain human DNA. It doesn't matter what type of food you're eating, there's a chance someone else's genetic code is in your meal. Who gives a shit? You're not eating a person's flesh.

This reminds me of that bullshit where people want to put labels on all food that contains DNA. You can imagine someone seeing a fresh cut of pork with a big sticker on it saying, "Warning: Contains DNA". Soccer moms accross the world gasp in unison upon this shocking discovery.

It's like, what the fuck do you expect? Do people not realize that literally all living species on the planet have DNA? Why is this all of a sudden becoming a four letter word? How the hell do people think species reproduce?

I just imagine these people being the same folks who watch Neil Degrasse Tyson documentaries and then post memes about how much they love science on Facebook.

 

[FuuRe]

There's traces of teeth on this one

also

 

[redmetal86]

Boise

Hot dog in a baked potato topped with bacon bits, chives, and sour cream

What? I've got to try this.

 

[cyberheater]

There's traces of teeth on this one

The struggle is real.