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[cyberheater]

2% of Hot Dogs tested had human DNA and 10% of veggie dogs had meat in them.

Nearly a quarter of then had 'hygienic issues'.

I believe these are american brands.

Report here.

http://www.clearfood.com/food_reports/2015/the_hotdog_report

 

[SliceSabre]

Human tastes good then.

 

[Amentallica]

Is nothing sacred anymore?

 

[ThreePiMatt]

If that's what makes them taste so good, well then, so be it.

edit - Wait, they have a list of the top 10 brands? I don't care about the top 10, I want to know what the bottom 10 are. Tell me the hot dogs I should be avoiding.

 

[Ray Wonder]

We didn't even need this to make penis jokes already.

 

[Omegasquash]

Didn't mythbusters have a diddy where they proved that fecal matter is pretty much guaranteed to be on your toothbrush?

 

[HUELEN10]

This is why you buy Hebrew National people.

I miss Shofar and Ballpark Beef Kosher.

 

[Dennis]

2% of Hot Dogs tested had human DNA and 10% of veggie dogs had meat in them.

Nearly a quarter of then had 'hygienic issues'.

I believe these are american brands.

Report here.

http://www.clearfood.com/food_reports/2015/the_hotdog_report

2% of Hot Dogs tested had human DNA and 10% of veggie dogs had meat in them.

2% of Hot Dogs tested had human DNA

 

[internetwolf]

No wonder they taste so good.

 

[Always-honest]

Brr.. I don't eat them but goaddamn, didn't expect that.

 

[cyberheater]

Didn't mythbusters have a diddy where they proved that fecal matter is pretty much guaranteed to be on your toothbrush?

What? That can't be right.

 

[Quonny]

Bar S accounts for probably 99% of the human DNA.

 

[JDSN]

Thats jizz.

 

[Amory]

why is everyone always trying to ruin hot dogs for people?

we get it, they're gross, they might contain human, blah blah blah. they taste good just leave it alone

 

[Ray Wonder]

What? That can't be right.

Not only that, but that it was almost everywhere.

 

[Moff]

misleading title?
they are not talking about human meat, but fecal matter, and that is no news at all

 

[SapientWolf]

Bar S accounts for probably 99% of the human DNA.

The S stands for Solyent.

 

[Omegasquash]

What? That can't be right.

To be taken with a grain of salt, I'm sure, but here it is.

 

[Abinash117]

What? That can't be right.

When you flush your toilet and the lid is open fecal matter goes everywhere.

 

[Woody Invincible]

Bar S accounts for probably 99% of the human DNA.

lol I made the mistake of purchasing a pack of these once.

 

[God Dayumm]

What? That can't be right.

Anything you leave in the bathroom is guaranteed to have fecal matter. But not to worry, toilets are not an issue because kitchens are way dirtier

 

[theechrisfox]

Bar S accounts for probably 99% of the human DNA.

50 dogs for like 5 bucks though. Open wide.

 

[Dega]

mmmm human dna

 

[Arthr2ShdsJcksn]

So human lips and assholes?

 

[adj_noun]

Snips and snails and puppy dog tails

That's what hot dogs are made of

The FDA revealed in this shocking report

 

[Byakuya769]

 

[Nugg]

It's probably just hair, this kind of shit happens with every food, and we're still pretty far from soylent green hot dogs. Human DNA found in 2% of the samples does not mean 2% of your hot dogs are made of people.

 

[Hektor]

Meat is meat.

 

[Sun Bather]

Bet they would taste better if they got that % a bit up.

 

[old manatee]

It's probably just hair, this kind of shit happens with every food, and we're still pretty far from soylent green hot dogs. Human DNA found in 2% of the samples does not mean 2% of your hot dogs are made of people.

It doesn't not mean that 2% of hot dog are people.

 

[eddie4]

what do you expect with processed foods...

 

[Bronx-Man]

That's what gives it the flavor.

 

[cyberheater]

To be taken with a grain of salt, I'm sure, but here it is.

When you flush your toilet and the lid is open fecal matter goes everywhere.

Anything you leave in the bathroom is guaranteed to have fecal matter. But not to worry, toilets are not an issue because kitchens are way dirtier

Nice.

 

[teruterubozu]

Hygienic issues: Clear Food found human DNA in 2% of the samples, and in 2/3rds of the vegetarian samples.

So basically stay away from vegetarian hot dogs. You have better odds with meat.

 

[Akuun]

What? That can't be right.

Your nose works by sensing tiny particles of whatever you smell. If you smell shit, that's because tiny shit particles have floated into your nose.

Now imagine a bathroom after someone has taken a dump. The whole room smells like that, so therefore there are tiny shit particles on everything in the bathroom.

 

[ThreePiMatt]

So basically stay away from vegetarian hot dogs. You have better odds with meat.

I mean, that was true before this report came out.

 

[whitehawk]

Didn't mythbusters have a diddy where they proved that fecal matter is pretty much guaranteed to be on your toothbrush?

Good thing i store my toothbrush in my bedroom.

 

[Sanjuro]

 

[Stallion Dan]

All food is allowed to have a percentage of dog shit and other viles, I'm not joking. Just really small amounts.

 

[Ray Wonder]

Good thing i store my toothbrush in my bedroom.

Don't matter, still covered in poop.

 

[teruterubozu]

I mean, that was true before this report came out.

Yup. Why would vegetarians eat hot dogs anyway? Must be the human taste.

 

[MJPIA]

We found evidence of chicken (in 10 samples), beef (in 4 samples), turkey (in 3 samples), and lamb (in 2 samples) in products that were not supposed to contain those ingredients.

Pork is a particularly unwelcome substitution in any food when you consider that significant numbers of people do not eat pork for religious reasons. Clear Food found pork substitution in 3% of the samples we tested.

Human DNA found in 2% of samples

2/3 of the human DNA samples were vegetarian products.

10% of Vegetarian products contained meat.

We found chicken in a vegetarian breakfast sausage and pork in a vegetarian hot dog.

Nutritional Label inaccuracies

Labels of some vegetarian products exaggerated the amount of protein in the item by as much as 2.5 times.

4 of the 21 vegetarian samples we tested had hygienic issues.

Vegetarian items accounted for 67% of the hygienic issues found in the report.

Looks like some vegetarian hotdogs manufacturers are terrible.

 

[kamakazi5]

This is why you buy Hebrew National people.

I miss Shofar and Ballpark Beef Kosher.

Uh, phrasing.

 

[NervousXtian]

Well they also said that 2/3rds of the human DNA they found was in the veggie dogs.

Probably dead skin or hair of some sort... whatever.

We cook food for a reason.

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

I was always told that meating people helps make you a better person.

 

[Dega]

Don't matter, still covered in poop.

The world is made of poop

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Thats jizz.

Geezuz, man!

 

[teruterubozu]

Looks like some vegetarian hotdogs manufacturers are terrible.

Yup. Thread title is misleading, once again.

 

[Mechanized]

Eh, they're hot dogs. I already assume I'm eating pig anuses and horse eyes. Some random human junk ain't gonna bother me.

 

[GifGafIsTheBestGaf]

i hate you op, i was planning to eat some hotdogs for lunch today.