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Here's what Jonathan Blow put himself through to give you The Witness

striferser

Huge Nickleback Fan
Jonathan Blow's pee just saved me $40.

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lol, bravo Jonathan Blow. Bravo!
 
You know, I am all about giving developers the credit they deserve and respecting the incredible amount of work that goes into making games. I'm not a programmer but I have been on crazy deadlines to deliver localized scripts, etc.

This is a little ridiculous and just seems like a way to get attention. Unless his bathroom is REALLY far.

I'm here. I mean, I gave blood to fund my game, but that's probably as far as I'd go. This just reeks of doing something 100% unnecessary to convince the public that you care.
 
I'm here. I mean, I gave blood to fund my game, but that's probably as far as I'd go. This just reeks of doing something 100% unnecessary to convince the public that you care.

Read OP and it just looked like a social media stunt, then I remembered I's seen him in that indie gamer documentary and only the super meat boy dev came off as a decent person.

It's a marketing stunt, move on nothing to see here.
 
I'm here. I mean, I gave blood to fund my game, but that's probably as far as I'd go. This just reeks of doing something 100% unnecessary to convince the public that you care.
Eh, it's not much different than the shit Leonardo Decaprio and crew went through to get The Revenant made. Some artists like to pour their blood, sweat, tears, and sometimes piss into their work.
 

SJRB

Gold Member
So is his toilet, like, in an outhouse in the backyard or something? And it's freezing outside?
 
That reminds me of one of those "medicine student didn't even have time to shower/ had to study so hard they didn't have 15 minutes to spare"-stories.

Just fucking no.
 
Eh, it's not much different than the shit Leonardo Decaprio and crew went through to get The Revenant made. Some artists like to pour their blood, sweat, tears, and sometimes piss into their work.

I am pretty convinced its just a marketing stunt and actually apple juice at this point.

But, yes it is different. If he showed us some sort of image showing the shit he went through while traveling out in the country-side of New Zealand to get location shots for research or whatever then yeah it would be similar.

However, the idea that he is in his own air-conditioned house or office and somehow thought going to the bathroom was going to kill his schedule is just silly.

Pretty sure this is working out exactly as he calculated though.

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This is too crazy to believe, but it's a unique marketing ploy. I highly doubt he inserted a catether and didn't just take bathroom breaks.

But at least it's getting the game some more publicity.
 

Roshin

Member
If you work with other people, they usually appreciate it if you take the time to go to the bathroom and don't piss in a bottle at your desk.
 
I am pretty convinced its just a marketing stunt and actually apple juice at this point.

But, yes it is different. If he showed us some sort of image showing the shit he went through while traveling out in the country-side of New Zealand to get location shots for research or whatever then yeah it would be similar.

However, the idea that he is in his own air-conditioned house or office and somehow thought going to the bathroom was going to kill his schedule is just silly.

Pretty sure this is working out exactly as he calculated though.

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I mean, is his goal to associate The Witness with urine, and cause jokes about it to follow the game that's been his focus for years now? If so... mission accomplished?

The Wetness... see what you've done, Blow?
 

zeioIIDX

Member
That skit ALWAYS made me sick to my stomach watching. Nobody does "get away from me, you filthy hobo" better than Damon Wayans.

I agree. Always pickin' his damn nose and spiting on stuff or revealing that disgusting jar of piss and shit lol. (I mean I guess it was supposed to be pickles and pickle juice but as a kid, I always assumed it really was his toilet and so there would be piss/shit inside)
 

iNvid02

Member
he is 1 for 1 so far with braid, and remains jonathan blow

i hope this game is good and he doesnt become jonathan blew
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